When Bitty and Jack are parents, Jack thinks he’s the greatest in the world at giving shovel speeches when their kid brings home their SO. In reality, he just says, “Treat my baby right, okay? (pause) Um. Do you like hockey” etc etc. and Bitty is the one brandishing a kitchen knife in the background, chopping fruit very slowly and making eye contact with the SO once in a while as he smiles.
(Bitty: So, I hear you’re part of the lacrosse team at school?
SO: Yeah. Um, wow, you have a, uh, strong grip on my shoulder there, Mr. Bittle.
Bitty: Bless your heart, I know.)