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Dr. Cranquis Does Gross Things

Some of the procedures/diagnoses I’ve encountered which make me glad to have a “strong stomach”…

  • Checking for Pelvic Infections – There’s a particular physical exam finding which can help determine whether a woman with abdominal pain is suffering from PID (Pelvic Inflammatory Disease), called Cervical Motion Tenderness. This involves using two fingers to “wiggle” the cervix side-to-side. I find this procedure gross, not because of the cervical contact, but because I usually perform it after having first done a speculum exam which allows me to visualize the cervical opening – which often, in this disease, has some nasty smelly discharge flowing out of it. And for some reason, as I then proceed to wiggle the cervix with my (of course gloved) fingers, I always imagine that the motion is causing the cervix to ooze forth with more of the nasty fluid. *shudder*
  • Draining Thrombosed Hemorrhoids – Watch a couple procedural videos on this website – while imaging the smell of 3-day-old roadkill. ‘Nuff Said.
  • Draining Infected Sebaceous Cysts – Winner 3-years-in-a-row of the “Most gag-inducing smell by a skin condition”! And for extra fun, try draining a really tense full cyst on the back: the combination of the cyst’s internal pressure + the thick back skin which requires lots of pressure on the scalpel blade = sudden exploding smelly pus flying right at your face! (Hope you have quick reflexes… and a good cleaning service to wipe down the walls afterwards.)
  • Rupturing Amniotic Membranes in a laboring pregnant woman – The feel of that warm fluid flowing over my hand is bad enough. But a couple times, the amniotic sac is under so much pressure that the fluid SHOOTS out like some horrible obstetric Old Faithful! I witnessed an ob-gyn resident catch a flying mouthful of that stuff – he wasn’t the only one gagging afterwards! (Incidentally: Google Images doesn’t have any good live pictures of “breaking waters” – somebody needs to get busy with the camera at a delivery!)
Info about most common STD/STIs
  • Chlamydia:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/chlamydia/
  • Crabs:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/crabs/
  • Gonorrhea:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/gonorrhea/
  • Hepatitis:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/hepatitis/
  • Herpes:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/herpes
  • HIV:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/hiv
  • HPV:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/hpv
  • Molluscum:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/molluscum-contagiosum/
  • Pelvic Inflammatory Disease:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/pid/
  • Scabies:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/scabies/
  • Syphilis:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/syphilis/
  • Trichomoniasis:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/trichomoniasis/
  • Vaginitis:http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/vaginitis/

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