Wait wait wait, I just read with mine own eyes a post from a tumblr user who thinks Stevey isn’t in love with his best friend Buckaroo because he’s an old-fashioned kinda guy.
Because queerness didn’t exist before Lady Gaga invented it, I guess? Because the neighbourhood Stevey and Buckaroo grew up in wasn’t historically queer and home to a bar that was extremely popular with the queer luminaries of the day? Because it’s not like he’s been seen adjusting to the modern world with ease???
Well, I guess that means the ship’s over, guys. Everybody go home.