pictures not by me

Ok, so, Shag, Scoob, and the Undertaker are all believed to be dead,

–after careening down a waterfall… stuck inside a sandwich truck… which exploded at the bottom in a huge fireball.

The rest of the gang’s reaction to seeing this is, as you would expect…

a vague mix of mild concern and general apathy.

Daphne at least seems somewhat worried, but Velma?

Velma has the expression you get when Starbucks tells you “Sorry, we’re all out of caramel syrup.”

“Oh. Hm. Too bad. Sugar-free vanilla, please.”

It’s truly a tragic–…


…is that one of the biggest wrestling legends of all time… animated carrying a guy and talking dog… up the side of a waterfall…

…using a lasso made of hot dogs?

…yes. Yes it is.

Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you: why did this movie not win Best Picture at the 2016 Oscars?

“How. Just... how.”

Carl the Animator: “What?”

Ted the Animator: “You know exactly what I’m talking about.”

Ted the Animator: “Exhibit A. Scooby looking for Shaggy in giant fish pile.”

Ted the Animator: “Scooby pauses, makes this face.”

Carl the Animator: “And what a face it is.”

Ted the Animator: “Scooby reaches in.

Ted the Animator: “Scooby’s arm becomes the color of Shaggy’s shirt for 9 entire frames.”

Carl the Animator: “Oopsies.”

Ted the Animator: “…this goes marginally beyond an ‘oopsies’, Carl.”

Carl the Animator: “It’s an easy mistake. Could happen to anyone.”

Ted the Animator: “Oh, no, that’s not what I find so unbelievable.”

Ted the Animator: “What’s unbelievable is that, after some fish issues…”

Ted the Animator: “…Scooby reaches in…”

Ted the Animator: “…AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN.”

Ted the Animator: “How is it remotely possible to not notice a green dog arm rooting through giant fish, TWICE?!”

Carl the Animator: “…ok, it might have been a little intentional, and I might have always wanted to hear you say that sentence.”