“We can show someone googling themselves on the internet, right?” “Well, safe search.”
“First question is for Matt.” “Oh, god. Hi.”
Matt had Raishan’s next few rounds planned before Keyleth cast the spell.
If VM hadn’t gotten to Raishan when they did, Matt considered having her leave and just be out in the world, maybe reappearing in the next campaign.
Matt on Grog’s version of beat poetry: “You just… literally beat a poet.”
Raishan was Matt’s favorite Conclave member to portray because of all the non-combat interactions
Travis grills Liam on the Superbowl after learning he spent it at a vegan Mexican restaurant drinking a spicy margarita. Liam eventually manages to pull out the word “Patriots”.
“I fucked it up, god damn you, Andrew from Crit Role Stats!”
Vax has found his family, and it’s not Syldor. He’s not looking to get closer to his dad; to him, it’s a done deal and he’s moved on.
Travis: “Hahaha, I find myself hilarious.”
Sam shows up half an hour late. “Sorry I’m late… but it’s kind of my thing.”
Liam calls out Sam for making jokes about wanting one of their characters to die… and then constantly moping in the text thread in the week after Scanlan died
Sam’s made it through the first hour of 84 so far. “I mean, I watched the part where they were saving my life and crying about me.” He did actually get choked up over Grog’s song while he was watching it at work.
Liam points out that Sam is “the worst kind of foodie” and once critiqued a picture of the pancakes Liam made for his kids.
Sam: “I think it would be fun for one of us to die. I just don’t want it to be me!”
They show an extended scene from the episode (Grog’s offering) and when they cut back Travis is chin-handsing and batting his eyelashes while everyone else pretends to be asleep
Travis gave a lot of thought to how Scanlan’s permadeath would’ve affected Grog. “Pike and Scanlan would be the two things that would just crumble him.” He spent the whole week thinking about Grog’s contribution to the ritual and practiced what he’d say whenever he had quiet moments.
If it had failed, Grog might’ve tried the deck.
Someone asks if Vax would’ve jumped in on the ritual if Kaylie hadn’t: Liam thinks Vex is closer to Scanlan than Vax is, so if Kaylie hadn’t stepped in, much as he cares about him, Vax still likely wouldn’t have stepped in because he didn’t think Scanlan would’ve answered his call.
Sam had no complicated list of demands to get Scanlan back, just how he thought it could or should go
Travis was prepared for the possibility of losing the knuckles and the belt. “He was my friend before that.”
“If the beard is unattuned–” “That is an amazing sentence.”
Scanlan will probably rethink his approach to combat, but Sam isn’t quite sure how that’s going to shake out yet
Talks Machina: It’s About Scientology
Matt re: the ashes: “Some things are just journeys in learning to trust occasionally…”
Matt suggests a post-mortem Talks Machina episode on the entire Conclave arc
Critical Role is going to WonderCon this year
Grog considers himself a talented magician and the cleverest tactician (Liam: “Sometimes that’s true.”)
If the group had gone through Scanlan’s stuff: “It would’ve mostly been weird smut.”
Everyone points out that they don’t know enough in-character to feel they should do more than just keep an eye on Scanlan for now
Travis on Groon v2: “I’M FUCKING STOKED! …I’m really excited.”
Sam doesn’t know how Scanlan was left at the end of the episode, and everyone tells him to not watch the rest of the episode so he can just find out live (”…something about pudding? I saw some strange fanart that I don’t know how to…” “Don’t worry about it.”)
After Dark: the site was down again (verrrrrry glad I’m on a free trial here, because that’s two weeks in a row), but @loquaciousquark recorded all but the first few minutes of it live and sent me the video file right after it was done, because she is magical that way.
The armor Matt wears in the opening is the armor he wore in Mythica
Sam wants to recreate Hot Pepper Gaming with Liam on their podcast. Travis wants to be the live studio audience.
Everyone discusses their various and sundry bizarre live-action turns. Expect to see people digging up clips on all social media in the next few weeks.
Sam jokes about a political arc following the Chroma Conclave. “Grog could be Speaker of the House.” Brian: “Grog has a higher intelligence than the real Speaker of the House.”
Liam’s son ran a little D&D game for him that ended with the reveal that he was making it all up as he went, which Liam figures is pretty much how D&D is supposed to go.
Grog was definitely taken aback by Vax’s sincerity—when playing Grog, Travis is constantly trying to find the joke in things, and Vax’s words were so genuine that Travis got emotional and kind of shut down and had nothing to reply with, which he figures is exactly how Grog would respond.
Kima and Allura probably would’ve survived, just because Allura had eight hours of water-breathing at her disposal, but it would’ve taken a long time before they managed to get back home (a Gilligan’s Island-type setup).
Brian goes around shaking everyone’s hands, but Travis grabs him and yanks him down with him, and then the crew starts firing nerf darts at them to end the episode.
Character(s): Negan x Reader x Simon (pre-apocalypse) Summary: Negan and Simon see you having coffee with one of your classmates. Word Count: 7,618 Warning: SMUT!!! (Angry sex, masturbation, voyeurism, and dirty talk) Author’s Note: Man, oh man. I am having so much fun writing this. I hope everyone that is reading this is enjoying it just as much as I am writing it!! Enjoy!!! :)
After a week of non-stop working
at both bars, it was finally your day off. Negan and Simon made your second job
much easier and you quickly learned all the drinks at Simon’s bar. Business was
booming in both businesses and it seemed like the ongoing feud between Chris
and Simon was slowly dissipating.
You managed to sleep in until
ten-thirty in the morning. As usual, you reached for your phone to look through
your emails and unread text messages. Your classmate in one of your classes had
sent a message to meet up later today for a cup of coffee. You agreed.
Though, as you continued to read
through your messages, you noticed the group chat that you shared with Negan
and Simon. It seemed like both men had sent pictures to you. You giggled,
simply because Negan and Simon taking photos of their breakfast was a bit
Negan: Breakfast is
fucking served. Simon: Omelette? That’s
what you made? Negan: What the fuck did
you make then? Simon: [picture message
sent] Negan: Pancakes? What the
fuck? Who do you think you are? Gordon Ramsay? Simon: A woman loves a
man who can cook. Negan: I can fucking
You laughed quietly, deciding to
send both men a photo of you lying in your bed. You were lying on your side, a
pillow covering half of your face and the blanket up to your shoulders.
Awaiting their reply, you decided to stretch your limbs before climbing out of
bed to make yourself a cup of coffee.
Mostly, he likes the rolling hills and long stretches of highways. He likes the open sky and the view of the stars that seem to glitter everywhere he can see. He’s not used to that, being from the city.
To make use of our precious Easter holiday time, a friend and I decided to make a little Disney marathon with the old, classical ones. So after we (finally) managed to make some good pancakes, that we sprinkled with berries and bananas as well as some chocolate sauce, we sat down and started it off with The Little Mermaid, then proceeded to watch Sleeping Beauty, Alice in Wonderland (which was super weird, but we still watched it) and finished with Cinderella. These typical princess-meets-her-prince-and-lives-happily-ever-after-stories can uplift your mood to a maximum, so having to do more important things for school the next day kind of disappears in the background. We also cooked dinner together and I tried out the Jerusalem artichoke for the first time, which tasted really interesting.