pickuper

RFA pickup lines ;)))
  • You: *sneezes*
  • Zen: I would say God bless you, but he already did.
  • You: B L U S H I N G
  • Yoosung: MC!
  • You: Yeah?
  • Yoosung: Can you hold this? *offers piece of candy*
  • You: *takes it* yeah-
  • Yoosung: *is now holding hands with you*
  • slim fucker
  • Jumin: I know you're perfect, but the one thing I would change is your last name.
  • Seven: Are you a hipster? Becoz you make my hips STIR
  • You: ..
  • Seven: 8D
  • V: *is already turning red* I'm not this tall, I'm just standing on my love for you.
  • Saeran: If I told you your body was hot would you hold it against me
  • You: What did you just say
  • Saeran: nOTHING
The Signs as Pickup Lines

ARIES: 

I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!

TAURUS:

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!

GEMINI: 

You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

CANCER: 

I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?

LEO: 

Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

VIRGO:

Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.

LIBRA: 

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

SCORPIO:

You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

SAGITTARIUS: 

Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.

CAPRICORN:

Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!

AQUARIUS:

Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!

PISCES:

I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.