pickup of the week

Hance Week

Day 2: Old Friends / First Meeting

“Are you a parking ticket, becasue you have fine written all over you~.”

or

“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it right back~.”

The biggest plot twist of season 2 was that Hunk is the pun master~

Also, I headcanon that Lance suffers from baby face syndrome and he’ll be like 40 but looking 16 forever. While Hunk grows up wonderfully~!

You know, in general I like my job. But I can’t even begin to describe how much I would rather be home, writing or drawing or whatever, than be here right now. 

First date with Holtzmann headcannons

A/N: I can’t think of anything to write so here are some more headcannons! Let me know if you have any headcannon requests xx

* Her being so smooth while asking you out
* Her giving you pickup lines weeks and weeks before asking you
* Bringing you flowers which she didn’t notice had tiny burn marks all over them
* The whole journey in the ecto-1 being filled with cheesy 80s love songs on a mixtape
* That mixtape being titled ‘Mega Sexy Date Mix vol.4’
* So many pickup lines even though you’re on a date
* Her planning so probably doing something super cool
* Ending up going to a 80s inspired roller disco (I can totally see Holtz doing this) then going for pizza
* You not being able to roller skate but her counting on that fact to get closer to you
* You falling into her boobs and her being a blushing flustered mess and you both fall on each other
* Loads of shimming
* As soon as Rock Lobster comes on she does all the cute animal noises
* You grabbing onto her hand and getting nervous but she doesn’t let go
* She ends up holding your hand for the rest of the evening
* Even across the table while getting pizza
* On the way back to your apartment you stop for ice cream
* She pulled in here on purpose because there’s a really romantic place to watch the sunset
* While watching the sunset she tells you how much she likes you ever since you joined the team
* Telling her how nervous you were to talk to her because you thought she was really beautiful
* Her really quickly letting out a mumbled 'Will you be my girlfriend?’
* You kissing her as an answer
* Her not quite belie believing it and has to kiss you again 'Just to check’
* Holding hands all the way back to your apartment, using your finger for the indicator (not that she uses it much)
* Just having a really fun, adorable evening with many more to come

TFB Pickup lines

valentines day is only a few weeks away, so here’s another round of tfb pickup lines for you to try out.

  • do you wanna get high and hang around?
  • do you wanna c my dog?
  • will you fix my bad boy blues baby?
  • you are what i want mother fucker make it happen for me.
  • i’ll hold your hand if you hold mine
  • hi, i’m brian sella
  • oh i love you, i miss you, i want to hug and kiss you
  • you can tie me up, don’t tie me down
  • with you on top of me and me underneath you, i bet we go 100 miles an hour through the ceiling
  • i’m looking for that sexual healing
  • *give them plastic flowers sprayed with any type of perfume or a dead spider from your pocket*
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Time Machine Video of the Week

Silversun Pickups - Lazy Eye (2007)

Silversun Pickups are an alternative rock / indie rock band from LA, they were formed in 2002. The band is currently composed of Brian Aubert (guitar, vocals), Nikki Monninger (bass, vocals), Christopher Guanlao (drums) and Joe Lester (keyboards).  Lazy Eye is the third single from Silversun Pickups’ debut album Carnavas. It was released on September 16, 2007. The video was directed by Suzie Vlcek. It takes place in a club, possibly in the 1970s or 1980s judging by the hairstyles and clothing, brimming with teenagers dancing to the song as the band plays live on stage. The video alternates between the band playing, and a young girl with short hair.

I’ve been waiting
i’ve been waiting for this moment all my life
but it’s not quite right

in this ‘real’
it’s impossible if possible
at who’s blind word
so clear but so unheard

i’ve been waiting
i’ve been waiting for the silence all night long
it’s just a matter of time

to appear sad
with the same 'ol decent lazy eye
fixed to rest on you
so clear but so untrue

everyone’s so intimately rearranged
everyone’s so focused with such shine

everyone’s so intimately rearranged
everyone’s so focused with such shine

locked and loaded
still the same 'ol decent lazy eye
straight through your gaze
that’s why i said I relate
i said we relate
it’s so fun to relate

it’s the room the sun and the sky
it’s the room the sun and the sky

i’ve been waiting
i’ve been waiting for this moment…

BTS pick-up lines

this has been used on me and i thought it was cute so im just gonna go and  apply a bit of bangtan in and do this. some are not rlly pickup lines but it got me weak in the knees and made my stomach flutter sooo hahaha. i hope ya’ll enjoy this one :)))


Kim Seokjin:

“Oh my God. I really like this book that my frie–”

“Yeah, but I bet that I like you more.”

Originally posted by jinkooks

Min Yoongi:

“have you seen my lyric notebook? for fuck’s sake I keep on losing my things.”

“A lot of things went missing, like my heart. But I finally found it again when I met you.”

Originally posted by sugaglos

Kim Namjoon:

“The city lights look so beautiful tonight.”

“Yes. But you’re more beautiful.”

Originally posted by y--oko

Jung Hoseok:

“How many shoulders do you have?”

“uhm, two?”

“Wrong. You have one *right hand goes to his left shoulder*, two *goes to his right shoulder*, three *goes to your right shoulder* and four *goes to your left shoulder and then pulls you close.*”

Originally posted by btsbucketlist

Park Jimin:

*writes something in his hand*

“read this”

“but there’s nothing written.”

“that’s because no words can describe my feelings for you.”

Originally posted by babiescars

Kim Taehyung:

“I’m so sorry tae. I woke up late today.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll always wait for you.”

Originally posted by agustdefsoul

Jeon Jungkook:

“Can you pass me zoe’s notebook?”

“sure but you like me too right?”

Originally posted by ofzico

I know this is talking about the city of Hamilton but when I saw it I just died. I mean as a hamiltrash person this was pleasing to see.

First to understand the Hamilton trash pickup, you must know the Hamilton trash collection.

The collection is all the people who either consider themselves obsessed with Hamilton or can not live without it (sadly me).

What is the Hamilton trash pickup schedule for?

Well after participants of the collection spend their week crying for the fifth-millionth time, they need someone to get them on their feet again. So we go out to our trashcans wearing all the Hamilton merch we have (my “merch” is pictures and dollar bills) and wearing a trashbag. Then we get into a trashcan and will hopefully get shipped off to New York to meet Lin or the cast or have something magical happen. For the wild Hamilton creature it repeats every week on Sunday’s at 10 am to 10 pm. That is significant for the Hamilten bill.

Hamilton trash tags literally explain itself, such as some tags are: hamiltrash, hamilton is bae, hamilton is ruining my life, john laurens is adorable, bamf angelica, protect peggy, ect.

Now do with this what you want.

Sincerely,
A Hamiltrash participant

The TGS Tumblr Page turned 1 year old today, so have a screencap of the Marauders from pickups last week to celebrate!

Peter, Remus, Sirius, and James (Leo Blais, Ben Wessels, Evan Vihlen, Andrew Flynn) during Defense Against the Dark Arts in The Gathering Storm: A Marauders Fan Film.

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Video of the Week

Silversun Pickups - Nightlight

Silversun Pickups are back with the first single Nightlight, from their fourth album, Better Nature. Which is set for a September 25th release on the band’s own New Machine Recordings label. Video is directed by Mark Pellington.

When the wind, behind our eyes swell
Starring down all, who generalize well
A chemical change of the spirit
Will be the exchange for our visit

Putting  more makeup on the masks that we wear
Turning the nightlights on in the daytime to scare

If we say that (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out
If it’s a game well? (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out

If we enter, through the front door
With the keys we stole the night before
Now we have right to be the masters
Of the tangles of disaster

Ladies and gentlemen its time to unveil
If this is the moment now to ask “do we dare?”

If we say that (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out
If it’s a game well? (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out
If we survive this (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out
So delegate it! (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out

Turning the nightlights on in the daytime to scare
If this is the moment now to ask “do we dare?”

If we say that (WE WANT IT)
If we say that (WE WANT IT)
If we say that (WE WANT IT)
If we say that (WE WANT IT, WE WANT IT)

If we say that (WE WANT IT)
If it’s a game well? (WE WANT IT)
If we survive this (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out
If we say that (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out
If it’s a game well?(WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out
If we survive this (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out
So delegate it! (WE WANT IT)
We only want it with the lights out