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Lamest pick up lines

Just to make your day…

1. I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?

2. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

3. Is there an airport near by or is it just my heart taking off?

4. Damn, if being beautiful was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged

5. Smoking is hazardous to your health… And baby you’re killing me!

6. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

7. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

8. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

9. If you were a transformer, you would be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine

10. Are you a dementor? Cause you took my breath away