pickle bar

Problem Sleuth: Is the equipment secure?

Pickle Inspector: Check.

Problem Sleuth: Weapon loaded?

Pickle Inspector: Check.

Problem Sleuth: Did you have breakfast?

Pickle Inspector: What? That’s not on the checklist.

Problem Sleuth: I added it because I care about you.

Pickle Inspector: No, I did not have breakfast.

Problem Sleuth: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

[Pickle finds a breakfast bar in his pocket]

Pickle Inspector: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.

Problem Sleuth: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

this is what is known as a “smaul mart” in other words, a smaII waI mart hauI

walkout method. went to the vision center to get my glasses fixed. went shopping with my reusable bag, went back to pick up my glasses, and left.

cost: free free free. (btw never sweat it if you break your frames, Wally M. screws them back together for free even if you don’t get your vision care through them)

candy bars - $2
pickles - $?
shower caddy - $6
bread (not pictured) - $1
basil x 3 (not pictured) $??

it’s so hard to pay attention to prices in grocery stores lol

anonymous asked:

Dude. So I moved from Austin, Texas (the place I love most) to The Woodlands, Texas (A place I love least) and I go to this restaurant (1252 Tapas Bar) and I'm *PRETTY* sure they're using your images for their menu! Is this all okay by you? Is this a place you've frequented ever? HUGE FAN OF YOUR WORK, btw.

Hmm, No, I can’t say I’ve ever been there. (I HAVE been to Austin though - it was awesome)
and no, they don’t have permission to be using my images …

Mr Pickles gives 1252 Tapas Bar the side eye.