pick up lines for girls

Lena trying to flirt
  • Lena: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're an angel *smiles*
  • Kara: what? Heaven? I didn't fall from heaven– I DIDN'T FALL FROM ANYWHERE. LENA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. THATS CRAZY. YOU'RE CRAZY. IM FROM EARTH, IM 100% NORMAL AND NOT AN ALIEN
  • Lena: what the actual fuck
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The only pick up line I’ve ever used was not when going up to a girl but actually just meeting people on vacation overseas. You wait until you hear someone speaking English, and then you walk up to them and say, ‘I’m so sorry, are you guys speaking English? Thank God, I’m traveling, I don’t know anybody, I just had to say ‘Hi’. And then usually they’re like, ‘Oh, let’s have a beer!’

I googled science pick-up lines and I was not disappointed
  • You’re so hot, you denature my proteins. 
  • Do you have 11 protons? ‘Cause you’re Sodium fine!  
  • You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. 
  • I’m more attracted to you than F is attracted to an electron. 
  • We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. 
  • You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. 
  • If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. 
  • According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me. 
  • How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
  • I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
  • If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
  • I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
  • You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. 

TODAY’S DOSE OF KOREAN SLANG separated by category~


social

인맥을 쌓다/넓히다 to make connections

사교술이 있다/없다 to have/have no social skills

말 상대 someone to talk to

정이 많다 to get attached to people easily

닦달하다 to push someone/badger someone 


drinking/eating

만취하다 to be very drunk

곤드레만드레 하다(되다) to be plastered drunk

맛이 갔어 ‘I was really drunk’ (literally 맛이 가다 means to go stale)

술이 덜 깨다 to be hungover/still feel a little drunk

숙취 hangover 

금주하다 to quit drinking

배 채우다 to eat (lit. fill one’s stomach)

음식을 꾸역꾸역 집어넣다 to shovel food into one’s face


sexual

섹시한 야수 sexy beast

가벼운 섹스 casual sex

호색녀 a horny girl

작업멘트 a pick up line (to use a pick up line>> 작업멘트를 날리다)

추잡하다 vulgar/dirty


other

일상을 유지하다 to keep to a routine

수석으로 졸업하다 to graduate at the top of one’s class

게임광/파티광 a gamer/ a party animal

유행어 a catchphrase

인생의 암흑기 the worst(darkest) period of one’s life

머리를 식히다 to clear one’s head

사이비 교주 a cult leader

망신당하다 to be humiliated (by someone/something)

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The only pick up line I’ve ever used was not when going up to a girl but actually just meeting people on vacation overseas. You wait until you hear someone speaking English, and then you walk up to them and say, ‘I’m so sorry, are you guys speaking English? Thank God, I’m traveling, I don’t know anybody, I just had to say ‘Hi’. And then usually they’re like, ‘Oh, let’s have a beer!’