Aries: your lips look so lonely…would they like to meet mine? Taurus: do you have a name or can i call you mine? Gemini: i’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you. Cancer: on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, because i’m the 1 you need Leo: i’m learning about important dates in history. wanna be one of them? Virgo: if i received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have five cents. Libra: i want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending. Scorpio: there’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. clothes are now 100% off! Sagittarius: is your dad an art thief? because you’re a masterpiece. Capricorn: guess what I’m wearing? the smile you gave me. Aquarius: if you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one. Pisces: your hand looks heavy. let me hold it for you.