pick up boy

Lance is like… the unexpected ride or die friend. He’s the guy you call when your car breaks down in the middle of the night but only after you’ve already tried ten other people. And when he picks up you don’t really have high hopes because you two aren’t really that close, but apparently he didn’t get the memo because he’s immediately like “oh shit yeah sure gimme a sec to get some clothes on and get in my car and also do you want coffee or anything? because I think I’m gonna stop and get some so I don’t crash my car on the way lol. no? you sure? okay hang tight for a few mins be right there”

*A group of teenagers walking up to Steve after school*

Random guy: Hey Steve you wanna come hang out with us? We got beers.

Steve *about to get into his minivan*: Well gee fellas I️ would but I️ gotta go pick up my boys from AV club, and then I promised Max that I️ would take her to the skate park. She’s been working on this new trick oh I’m so proud of her. Then I’ve gotta take little Jane and get her a new pair of shoes before the mall closes. Oh then I’ve gotta make dinner and let me tell you getting those little rascals to eat there vegetables is a battle itself especially my Dustin he’s always wanting to get straight to the chocolate pudding. Oh but I️ wouldn’t trade em for anything they’re just getting so big. Ya wanna see a picture *takes out is wallet and 20 pictures of the kids roll out* ope that’s us at the skating rink last month look at Lucas he’s gettin so tall, and there’s Will on his birthday-

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He isn’t gonna make the same mistake twice

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Thank you Dreamworks for the magical girl/boy robot lion animu my heart has so desperately craved.  

@misterpoofofficial Thank you for voicing Allura. Legit my fav person in this entire hell fandom. 

@foxxyopal Thank you for drawing the ending art! U da best <33 

  • Taehyung: Hey Jungkook what did you need me for?
  • Jungkook: Yes! So I heard you've been drawing lately...
  • Taehyung: I've been practicing a bit why?
  • Jungkook: Give yourself some more credit hyung. I want you to draw me-
  • Taehyung: I don't-
  • Jungkook: *Stretches out over a couch, opening his shirt in the process* Draw me like one of your French girls.
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disloyal order of water buffaloes (2008) vs. mad as rabbits (2008)

When Taako finally died at the ripe old age of 590, he expected to see what lup told him he would see once he died; a white room with one of his three grim reaper friends in front of him.

But that did not happen.

When Taako died and the world fazed out, he saw a bright flash and then closed his eyes.

When he opened them again, he was in a library.

It was unexpected obviously, this was not what taako had been told would happen.

Taako stood still for a moment, wondering what was going on, when someone cleared their throught.

Taako’s heart swelled once again, and he felt a pit form in his stomach.

Standing in front of him was the last person he’d thought he’d see.

But it wasn’t a bad thing.

Taako was so happy.

He let out a small cry.

The last time Taako had seen Angus McDonald was on his death bed, Angus then being 95 years old.

But this was the Angus Taako had met years ago on the rockport limited, the fancy boy with round glasses and a big blue book.

Angus grins widely.

“Hello again, sir!”

Taako smiles and picks the boy up, hugging him tight.

“Hello, my beautiful magic boy.”