pick me back up

wonderfuldolans  asked:

Listen, I broke a toilet in my house so it was my responsibility to go and find the shit to fix it so i went to this hardware store near my place and this guy leads me to the back and picks up this concoction and said, "This will definitely fix your toilet, it'll literally blow it up." and i just glared at his white ass. LIKE BRO I BROKE THE FUCKING TOILET IM NOT LOOKING FOR FUNNY BUSINESS JACKASS.

why did I just see this? im actually crying

anonymous asked:

So I'm in summer school right now and a few days ago I was in class with one of my "friends" from school. I was stretching and I guess my sleeve went up a little to far and she saw my cuts, she then grabs my arm, pulls up my sleeve and I freeze. Next thing I know I'm balling my eyes out in the principles office waiting for my mom to pick me up to see my therapist. I haven't gone back to class since and I just don't know what to do anymore.

Oh honey I know how hard this is because I’ve had something similar happen to me…
It’s not easy to deal with at all, but the only thing to do, is you just have to fight, keep pushing through and I know how stupid it sounds and it might not be what you want to hear..
Talk to people you trust or even people on tumblr, but I know you can beat this xx

Just give me a chance


LMFAO U THOUGHT I WAS DONE? HA GUESS AGAIN


I don’t really like Lance sad but sometimes life puts you down but what’s amazing is what happens afterwards, after you overcome it. You’re ready to take over the world, you’re not the same person you were before, you became stronger than ever. Sometimes you just have to be pushed to your limits for you to grow and learn. Lance will overcome this and when he does, he will slay you all

You did not love me.
You loved the attention I gave you.
You loved that I would do anything for you,
that I would drop everything in order to pick you back up.
You loved to manipulate me,
addicted to tearing me down when I was building you up.
You did not love me.
But god,
I loved you.
—  I Loved You So Much…
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A Cresswell-Tangled crossover! I started this thing over a year ago, but it wasn’t working out so I stopped and was like I can always get back to it later, knowing that that would probably not happen lol. I still had the unfinished piece in my drafts, so every time I went to drafts it was there glaring at me. And now I finally finished it because the shipweeks gave me a reason to pick it back up :p I finished most of the line-art last time, but I had to redraw a lot because it’s been over a year and I’ve improved since then, and obviously something wasn’t working out before. That I was able to make it work this time means I actually learned things last year, which feels good :) 
Anyway! Today’s shipweek theme was ‘lights’ and this thing accidentally fits because of the lyrics, so I waited till today to post it.

You completely destroyed me. You shattered my heart into a million pieces and didn’t even help me pick them back up.

But now there’s a new guy who actually cares about me… although that will never change the fact that whenever he touches me I will always feel you. When he runs his fingers down my leg all I want to do is cry, when he kisses my lips I want to scream, his gray eyes somehow turn into your brown ones, and when he grabs my hand I want to run away and never look back. But I need to tell my heart to relax, because I know he won’t break me like you did.

And can you try to explain that to me? Even though he gives me the world when you couldn’t, I will always be helplessly brought back to you. You treated me like dirt but I will always love you with every piece of my broken heart.

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(Well this has been sitting in my drafts for a while……)

The Winning Bid

“…the youngest Head of Pathology at St. Bartholomew’s in its history. The charming, brilliant, Doctor Molly Hooper!”

The end of the emcee’s announcement was drowned out by thunderous applause. Shyly stepping on stage, Molly blushed dark red at being the center of attention. She nearly stumbled in the high heels Mary had insisted on loaning her and she felt like she was playing dress up in the elegant floor-length gown Anthea had zipped her up in.

“The bidding for a lovely date with our favourite pathologist starts at 500 pounds!”

Immediately, four paddles hit the air. Molly gaped wide-eyed as the bidding war began in earnest. Near the back, Mary was giving her a double thumbs up and winking, then pointing to the drop-dead gorgeous doctor in the front who was calmly leading the pack.

Molly caught his eye and flushed at the lopsided grin he gave her. His blonde hair hung over his forehead and his green eyes sparkled with interest.

He winked and raised his paddle, claiming the highest bid yet of 1400 pounds.

Molly bit her lip and couldn’t stop the smile from spreading across her face. This was turning out to be so much better than the humiliating disaster she anticipated. And what better way for Molly to get over a certain Consulting Detective who refused to admit his feelings than to be swept off her feet by a dashing doctor.

“3000 pounds!”

Everyone gasped and looked around to find the booming voice. Molly looked up from the dashing doctor in shock to find Sherlock striding through the crowd toward her with singular focus.

“3000 pounds, to the newcomer! Any advance on 3000?!” The ecstatic emcee crowed. The men in the crowd grumbled, but offered no bids. From the back, Mary was catcalling and John was cackling.

Molly couldn’t speak as Sherlock leapt on to the stage and chucked his pocketbook toward the emcee, all without taking his eyes off Molly.

“Y-you said you didn’t-” Molly finally found her voice.

“I was an idiot,” he growled and wrapped his arms around her and finally (only took the sod 7 years!) kissed her until her toes curled in those awful shoes and she forgot all about the dashing doctor and her own name.

“I love you,” he said when they parted t9 breathe. Molly beamed at him, her eyes sparkling. “Forgive me. Please.”

“Always,” she promised and sealed it with another kiss.

The Mayor promise

• I will never run in your town
• I will never steal your flowers, pluck your weeds, or shake your trees
• I will always stay on your paths
• if we’re doing a trade, I will do/go exactly what was agreed upon and nothing/nowhere else
• after the trade I will always go straight to the train station and go home unless you end the session
• I will never dig up anything buried
• I will always be respectful of your town and its residents
• if I’m following you and I get lost, I will wait for you to come back and direct me again
• I will not pick anything up unless it is part of our trade
• I will never walk through your flowers, and if I do by accident, I will turn around and find another way
• I will not buy anything from Main Street unless I have permission
• your town is yours, and I will never do anything I wouldn’t want done in my own town

I promise to abide by these always, and forever
—Fellow AC mayor

Favourite Jikook stories/au’s on AO3

Hope this list helps out! Got some of you asking about it so made a full post :) 

1,  On Patrol - Season 2 by Ragi (season 1)  
Officer Jeon still has his eyes on Mr. Adorable.
Officer Min is a little bit in love with his neighbor.
Captain Kim finds comfort in his new family.
It’s happily ever after for everyone…right?
I mean, really, what can possibly go wrong?

2, Heartwrecker by yuuami
“What if you accidentally fall in love?”
Jeon Jungkook is a full-time student and part-time “Heartwrecker”: that is, he gets paid to break up relationships by seducing women away from their partners. His records, much like his appearance, were flawless.
But when Jungkook is hired to break up the relationship of Taehyung’s childhood best friend, he finds the presence of overwhelmingly attractive Park Jimin a bit more distracting than he could ever expect it to be…

3, Ocean Eyes by BansheeAHo
Jimin spent a long time trying to gather pieces of his heart with trembling hands, only for Jeongguk to stumble and let it fall to the ground again.

4,  My Favourite Kind of Crime by DulcetSmiles
Jeon Jeongguk’s your everyday police officer, working the daily grind and getting through life without much of a care. It isn’t until a certain Park Jimin is transferred to his division that he starts to question things he hasn’t before, coming face to face with feelings he isn’t quite sure of.

Or

That one cliche trope where Park Jimin is so attractive that Jeon Jeongguk finds himself questioning his sexuality.

5,  your little moon face, shining bright at me by cygnus (lucid_wisteria)
“Whoa,” Jimin let his mouth slightly hang open in complete awe. His voice– it was rich and dulcet, a beautiful tone that seemed to enrapture the entire audience as well. There was an airiness to his voice, something akin to tender passion intertwined with a soft spirit, effortlessly undulating through the run of notes and ad-libs. No one seemed to care about the small junctures of instability, no doubt from the anxiety he had from his first time performing in front of others, and it was only the subsequent beauty they could focus on, “he’s–”“Hot.” Hoseok finished for him, eyes blown wide with delight. Jimin frowned and gave him an inquisitive leer. He caught Jimin staring, “What?“

Or

Jimin meets someone interesting during one of their open mic nights.

6, Énouement by Hobimii
In which Jeon Jeongguk is a chauffeur who’s stuck with a guy that won’t stop requesting a pick up from him. Park Jimin refuses to be taken anywhere if the driver is not Jeongguk.
Rich boys are a fucking handful to deal with.

7,Muted love by papa_ya
But the words are silent, falling from his lips and rolling soundlessly down the floor. His mouth moves uselessly, trying to emit sound, and sound. He is a marionette on broken strings.
What the fuck?
Jimin frowns. Concern etches his soft features.
Kookie, what’s wrong with your voice?”

–Or;

Jimin is a model living with his tattoo artist boyfriend. Nine years into their relationship, Jungkook loses his voice. The only cure is to say the thing he has been holding back from saying.

8, Pick me up by Priska
"I’m older, that makes me your hyung.” He explains as if it wasn’t obvious and jungkook has the audacity to actually look offended.
“But I’m alpha and you’re an omega. Age doesn’t matter, I’m above you.”

9, Things Half Done (Things Half Said) by gloomy
Jungkook tries to deal with living 325 kilometers away from his best friend, and finds that he simply can’t.

10, We’re headed to nowhere (but nowhere is somewhere to me) by soxfordcomma
In which jimin’s husband stopped loving him a long time ago, and the universe wants to bring the glow back to the young man’s cheeks. 
(This was published a few days ago but guyyyyys I’m already in love with it. After On patrol and Ocean Eyes this is a must read for me) 

11,  너의 목소리 Your Voice by pinkmonnie

“Is it possible to fall in love with someone just by the sound of their voice?”

Jeon Jungkook is a twenty-three year old young man, starting his tertiary studies at Seoul National University. He is incredibly independent, handsome, and rich. He is mute. The only thing he loves to do is live inside his own little world full of books and music and photographs.

Park Jimin is a twenty-five year old Assistant Professor in the College of Humanities. He moved 3 minutes away from campus just so he could dedicate more time to researching and teaching. His dream is to become an actual Professor and write books about Japan.

They fall in love.

12, Don’t Think, Don’t Speak, Just Smile for Me by Ragi
Jimin’s not entirely certain that he’ll be alive to see his 18th birthday and finally escape from his father’s abuse, but Jungkook’s music keeps him believing that he might actually make it.

13, The Bet by jonghyunslisterine
Where Jeon Jungkook makes a bet that he can get the notoriously single Park Jimin to sleep with him by the end of the semester.Needless to say, things don’t go exactly as planned.

14, Can’t pin me down by busan_brat
Jeon Jungkook is Asia’s biggest pop star and it is Park Jimin’s job to make sure that it stays that way. (This is my forever favourite, it’s super good.) 

15, Once upon a timeshare by namakemono
Jungkook is in desperate need of a vacation, but spending two weeks in Namjoon and Hoseok’s timeshare in Okinawa with his recently separated ex of three years was probably (definitely) not what he had in mind.

16, Nice Guy by drpuffles
Jeon Jungkook is 23 and already the CEO of SJ Group. He thinks he’s got everything figured out, until he meets Park Jimin.Their lives become more intertwined than Jungkook could’ve ever imagined.

17, Can You Give Me My Breath Back by DeadpanSnarker
Six months till the tournament that would decide Jungkook’s future.
Six months where he and his team were in dire need to monopolize the ice-rink that had taken a liking to Uni’s new sweetheart. Where Jimin made a bet with Jungkook, which, if Jungkook lost, he would have to be taught how to ‘truly’ skate.

Or as how Jimin had phrased it, ‘By the time I’m done with you, you’ll have fallen in love with figure-skating’. Surely things didn’t work out in Jungkook’s favour.

In their fickle game, Jungkook is in for sex and Jimin is in for love. By the end of the six months, perhaps he would like figure-skating, but he would have adamantly fallen in love with the figure-skater.

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@cosmicstupidity 

gots me weak spots!