I imagine insurance companies in Gotham can’t cover destruction from all villains, so they have plans called things like “Pick 4″. And you pick 4 villains to be covered in your policy. Kinda like putting your chips on certain squares in roulette. And of course there are plans like “Pick 5″ for more money.
And much like roulette, it becomes a bet on which villains are gonna fuck shit up that year. “Honey, remind me to call up the insurance company and take The Riddler off our policy. He’s been pretty quiet and Halloween’s coming up so I’d like to put Scarecrow back on there.”
There are always fandom ask memes circulatin’ round Tumblr,
but I wondered: why not make a Sonic-related one? Here I made 100 questions
that you can ask any other Sonic fan or blog. I tried making them as broad as
possible to appeal to as many as possible, but if I missed or omitted anything,
1.) Who was your first favorite character? Are they the same
character as your number one choice as of today?
2.) Pick a villain, any villain. You are now that villain.
What are you going to do and why?
3.) Describe your favorite game in a haiku.
4.) The last Sonic game you played is now your life. How
awesome is this adventure gonna be?
5.) Post a photo of the Sonic object that is nearest you
right now. Can be merchandise, plush toy, comic book, game, etc.
6.) Post a sprite of your favorite character.
7.) How would you react to seeing your OC in a Sonic game?
8.) Post a random Sonic quote and a reaction gif.
9.) (for all universes and adaptations) How would you have
written your most hated scene differently?
10.) What do you like best about your favorite animated
11.) Top five stages.
12.) Worst five stages.
13.) What are some tropes you’d like to see implemented in future
games? What are some tropes you think are overused?
14.) Do you know any fans in real life? Describe your RL fandom
15.) Do you know any fans online? Describe your online
fandom interactions here.
16.) (if you read fanfic) What are some fic tropes you love?
Ones you hate?
17.) (if you write fanfic) What’s the most difficult thing
about writing Sonic fic, in your opinion? The easiest?
18.) How closely does your favorite character act like their
19.) Favorite soundtrack?
20.) Least favorite soundtrack?
21.) Tell us a funny Sonic-related story.
22.) Have you ever had dreams related to Sonic? TELL US
ABOUT THEM. IN LUDICROUS DETAIL.
23.) What would you say if you could say one thing to your
24.) What would you say if you could say one thing to your
least favorite character?
25.) Top five boss fights.
26.)Worst five boss fights.
27.) Send me a character and I’ll tell you their ultra-lulzy
28.) In your opinion, in which game(s) is it the most
difficult to obtain all 7 Chaos Emeralds, and why?
29.) Do you have Chao? How evolved are they?
30.) What’s your favorite console to play Sonic games on?
31.) Tell us a Sonic-related story that will give us feels.
32.) Most underrated character, GO
33.) Most overrated character, GO
34.) Guilty pleasure game?
35.) Guilty pleasure ship?
36.) C’mon now. How many ships do you have? :P
37.) List your favorite platonic ships. (Queerplatonic, sis-
and bro-tps go here).
38.) Which characters who haven’t interacted yet would you love
to see interact and why?
39.) Which game is your golden standard?
40.) (all universes and adaptations) Write a love letter to
your favorite scene.
41.) What was the last Sonic-related thing you Googled?
42.) If you could say one thing to Sonic Team right now,
what would it be?
43.) List the easiest and most evil enemies there are.
44.) Tell us the one unpopular
opinion you have that you wouldn’t dare admit to anyone else. (Note to askers
and responders: Please try not to judge others here!)
45.) ______ vs. _______. Who would win in a rap battle?
46.) ______ and ______. What would they do if they were
chained at the ankle all day?
47.) Who or what first got you involved in Sonic? Describe
the inciting incident here.
48.) Which character would you defend with your last breath?
49.) Which game would you defend with your last breath?
50.) Which character ability would you want to possess and
51.) If you were your least
favorite character for a day, what would you do and why?
52.) Do you share the same hobbies as your fav? What do you
think of those hobbies?
54.) Give us a random headcanon about your favorite level.
55.) Give us a random headcanon about your favorite ship.
56.) In your opinion, what’s the weirdest thing any
character has ever said?
57.) If you could make a cameo in one game, what would it be?
And where would you make your star appearance?
58.) Tell us one thing your favorite character does when the
others aren’t looking.
59.) Tell us what you think would make for an ideal Sonic movie.
60.) What character item would you want to possess and why?
61.) Run your favorite Sonic quote through Google Translate
and give us the result.
62.) Opinions on Japanese and English voice acting, GO
63.) If you could communicate using only the lines your favorite character has said, transcribe how you
would order takeout. XP
64.) What’s an obscure game that you like to play?
65.) What makes your most difficult level so hard?
66.) Have you ever ragequit? Where?
67.) Which game could you not be bribed to play again?
68.) Post your favorite Sonic music remix here.
69.) Would you want to live in Sonic’s world? Why or why not?
70.) Which character do you have a difficult time
71.) Post a random headcanon about your favorite character’s
72.) Which level design always dazzles you?
73.) Describe the first time you had a squee moment in this
74.) What’s the best thing about being in the Sonic fandom?
75.) What’s the worst thing about being in the Sonic fandom?
76.) (during gameplay) What’s the one move or action you
never get tired of pulling off?
77.) Post a scene that always leaves you in stitches.
78.) Post a scene that always gives you feels.
79.) Are there any games you can speedrun?
80.) What’s one mystery or bit of fridge logic you’ve always
81.) Favorite and least favorite memes?
82.) Which locale would you love to visit, and why?
83.) Which locale could you not be bribed to step foot in? Why?
84.) List some Sonic moments that scared you or made you
85.) Emblem hunting: yea or nay?
86.) Any favorite character barks? (Note: A bark is a short
voice clip. I’m talking about the random things characters will say after
completing levels or during levels. Which are your favorites?)
87.) Which mission is a cakewalk for you? Which mission has
you gnashing your teeth?
88.) If you could control one Eggman invention, what would
it be? And what would you use it for?
89.) Favorite and least favorite VAs?
90.) Talk about your favorite character’s design.
91.) Talk about your least favorite character’s design.
92.) Which character do you simply not care about? Why?
93.) Which handheld titles do you play most often?
94.) Give us your opinions on alternate gameplay styles.
95.) Tell us a story about something funny, weird, scary or
interesting that happened to you during a Sonic game. Can include but is not
limited to: glitch stories, multiplayer madness, lost data, accidental wins,
96.) Which character annoys you?
97.) Send me a character name and I’ll tell you if I like
the same foods they do. If they don’t have one, I’ll tell you a headcanon about
their favorite meal.
98.) Send me a character and I’ll tell you how my OC would
interact with them.
99.) Where and when do you usually play Sonic games? What
time of day?
100.) Ramble about anything that’s Sonic-related! :>
in this story, your mother isn’t the villain.
in this story, you find a way to pick the lock, to wake up,
to climb out of the tower yourself.
in this story, you’re angry.
in this story, you meet a dragon and
it is afraid of you.
in this story, you don’t need to be saved.
in this story, your mother raised you
to recognize a prison from a home.
in this story, they don’t fall in love with you before they know you.
in this story, they aren’t better than you.
in this story, you have claws.
in this story, happily ever after has bite marks in it.
in this story, you are free and terrifying.
in this story, you get away.
in this story, you bleed.
in this story, you survive.
I see so many of those awesome Alphys-makes-the-gang-cosplay-Madoka-Magica-characters-with-her fanart/comic things, but I feel like we’re missing an opportunity by not letting the tiny pale red-eyed menace cosplay the other tiny pale red-eyed menace. not at all influenced by the fact that Kyubey’s English voice is my headcanon voice for Chara, no sir
Frisk disagrees, they’re prolly sick of Chara always calling dibs on the antagonist characters as an excuse to be shitty without consequences
“Come on, Frisk I was just being in-character! FRISK NO DON’T TELL MOM”
“ The dash is just on fire ain’t it? If Midnight ain’t picking fights with villains, then it’s people antagonizing them. ” Sure it was his duty as a Hero but having an all out fight in public isn’t a wise idea..