pick a line

Farkle: are you wifi?cause we have a great connection.

Riley:ooh i have one. are you from tenessee cause your the only ten i see

Farkle:did it hurt?

Riley: what?

Farkle: when you fe-

Maya: when i hurt you because of your stupid pick up lines.

Amethyst’s worst pick up lines number 20

“I think a guy flirted with me earlier today. He told me he lost his phone and asked if he could make a quick call from my phone. What kind of pick up line is that? Seriously Sherlock, I do not own a phone. I can’t exactly walk around with something that is stuck to the wall”


this is it. this is my favorite one.