orchestra/band instruments: top or bottom

violin: needy power bottom

viola: verse

cello: top

bass: bottom passing top

double bass: service top

harp: BOTTOM

piano: they’re alone so

piccolo: literally anything anyone wants

flute: your royal pillow prince/princess

oboe: just happy to be there

english horn: say they’re a bottom but definitely a top

bass clarinet: verse

clarinet: bottom

bassoon: top

saxophone: verse, up for anything

contrabasson: top

horn: verse

tuba: power bottom

trombone: top passing bottom

trumpet: you’d think they’re tops but they’re all needy bottoms

percussion: tops, they’re all tops, every single one of them