America: I say we attack Italy first, because they can’t drive and are usually drunk -Google translate-
America: Italy says this is the first building, because it can not run, and you’re usually drink -Original-
Germany: If you keep talking like this I’ll have no choice but to shoot you in the head! -Google translate-
Germany: If you do not say that my choice, shoot them in the head now! -Original-
Poland: They’ll shoot right over our heads! -Google translate-
Poland: Everything they shot at our heads! -Original-
Austria: I’ll express how angry I am with this piano. -Google translate-
Austria: Once you’re angry, destroy that piano.