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The Last Jedi Poster #5 (Probably Not)

“Tale As Old As Time
Song As Old As Rhyme
Romance Starts On
Starkiller Base!

C3PO is beside himself with shock! His ship has just become canon! Thank the maker!

‘Cause you know he shipped Han & Leia for a long time, too.

Anyways, yeah, decided to jump on the Beauty & The Beast bandwagon this week.

Decided to badly do this cover, cause it’s actually been colder this week than Christmas.

Thank you to all the original artists, nothing is mine, I just mashed it together, like those cauliflower mash potatoes my mom was telling me about last week. Which aren’t potatoes.

But, yeah, probably not.

The Last Jedi poster won’t be like that cause 3PO prefers to look stoic in posters.

And BB needs an oil bath. That’s like not combing your hair on picture day.

And, yeah, we’ve already had a snow setting.

‘Sniff, probably won’t be a Reylo holiday special either…

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Comparing Christine wardrobes:

Elisabeth Berg, original Stockholm production (left) and Emmi Christensson, current Stockholm production (right)

 I’m so stoked for the release of Kingdom Hearts 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue! *takes deep breath because freaking long title*

 BAE IS BACK!

“Willa Holland as Aqua” Digital Painting

The Last Jedi Poster (Probably Not) #6

‘Cause I’m pretty sure one of them will be chasing the other at some point…

And, my bet is, after the complete rejection on Starkiller Base, Kylo Ren will bet Snoke and Hux that he can get Rey to join him in 10 days…

Meanwhile, Rey will probably bet Luke that she can get Kylo Ren off their trail in 10 days…

Wait, did 10 days time even pass in TFA??

So, yeah, probably not…Poster won’t look like that…

And, cause, for me, this movie is so high school.

Phoning it in today, ‘Revenge of the Headache’.

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Turning Food Into Something Unexpected with @seriousdesign

To see more of Matija’s unusual mashups, follow @seriousdesign on Instagram.

It was the steak flip-flops that gave Matija Erceg (@seriousdesign) the idea. He was a little bored with his day-to-day job as a web developer, and when he saw a picture of a pair of flip-flops with soles made out of steak, inspiration struck him.

“I imagined what it would be like to wear them,” says Matija, who is based in Vancouver, Canada. “I wanted to evoke the same reaction of delightful disgust in other people, so I set off on a mission to pair food and everyday objects into ‘serious designs.’”

Matija started with some shrimp headphones. “Imagine the feeling of putting them into your ears, as you would earbuds,” he says. “I think that seeing them on the ends of the wires helps imagine the sensation.”

From an iPod made of cheese to a banana gun, there is seemingly no end to Matija’s tweaks. So far he has confined himself to Photoshop, but says he’s considering making real sculptures. “I’ve been studying the art of fake food, like you see in some restaurant window displays,” he says. “Maybe a trip to Japan is in the cards?”

The Last Jedi Poster (Probably Not) #4

So, Caps and I believe we got this whole Knights of Ren business figured out

One Does Not Simply Join The Knights of Ren –

You Become A Knight Of Ren.

How, you ask?

Oh, all the usual ways….Drinking blood, Jumping off bridges cause your friends do….

But you’re really not one of them until after your first kill….

Which, explains that part of Rey’s Force Vision, that whole rain scene, that must have been Ren’s first kill and introduction to the club.

Huh, probably NOT though.

And the poster probably WON’T look like that.

I’m pretty sure Wicket isn’t the First Order’s therapy Ewok.

Also pretty sure Ben Solo’s bro, Lumpawaroo “Lumpy” “Waroo,” won’t be running around wearing garlic. I heard Wookies don’t like Italian.

Argh, Star Wars process of elimination is so hard!