Bill: We all know Gary doesn’t lie. Gary: No, I do lie. I’ve been practicing because it’s a social skill. Like, the other day when I said I was going to have a pudding pop, I was lying, because I don’t like pudding pops. That was a lie, I do like pudding pops. I just knew we didn’t have any.
“What would make avoiding these situations easier is if you left your meetings in a cab like any other New Yorker.Possibly you could also avoid walking down dark alleys, getting lost or stopping to ask for directions from a man who may as well have had ‘flunky’ tattooed on his forehead, you idiot.”