If Fili had an Instagram, he would be the person to always use quotes as captions. He loves nature photography and loves posting about his family. Fili, the little shit, revealed his uncle’s feelings for Bilbo on a post with the picture seen here with the caption of “if it’s red and blue, it’s gay.” It infuriates Thorin, but Thorn forgives him after Bilbo admits his feelings for Thorn as well. That still doesn’t excuse him for his month of touring duty which is the bane of his existence. Fili loves posting about his weapons, which were returned to him, thank mahal. One of his captions on a photo of he and Kee was “if you live to be 300 hundred, I would like to live to three hundred minus one day so I never have to live a day without you.” That made Kili cry and Nori had to refrain himself from stating the fact that it didn’t make sense since Kili is five years younger. Nori is not that mean.