LOOOL!!! WOW! I was having a super grumpy day till I started reading all of your answers about what you would get Ganondorf and Zelda for their wedding. XD You are all BRILLIANT,
(a little evil) BUT STILL BRILLIANT. (and you all know I like ideas that are a LITTLE evil) XD
I LOVE THEM ALL but here’s some gems to share!!! XD
deerli said: A 10 gallon drum of lubricant. Ceremonial lubricant.
shogo-kun said: I would give Ganondorf the biggest, softest, piggy plush in existence!
anon said: A good lawyer for the DIVORCE OR ATTEMPTIVE MURDER that many may think happen.
blueganon said: Get them a huge cake so that they can eat their sorrows away as they wonder “What the fuck did I get myself into now?
leftofrevolution said: Something made of Hylian materials in a Gerudo style, or vice versa, to show the union of their two peoples.
soozarts said: A blender. Everyone needs a blender.
Anon said: I’d get Zelda and unlimited supply of Valium and also I’d give her a shock collar for Ganon. Ganon would get a blender…
photodynamic-beats said: A bigger bed.
cheesedeity said: Honestly? I would make a new family crest for them. Something that was a mix of the Hyrule royal family and that of the Gerudo. Which I think would be the bird holding the triforce and the wrench bell thingy. Make it a shield maybe?
catchtwentythree said: Mmm… I could see the Gorons giving them something that seems almost
deliberately insulting to Ganondorf. Just like… a rock. Only Zelda
realizes it’s actually quite precious in Goron culture! (The Zora would
send something nice, but it’s packed in fish bones. They ain’t happy.)
omniblacklight said: A HUGE mirror, one large enough for Ganon to gaze upon himself in..
spoiledmysterymeat said: probably specialty sex toys so I could achieve both my ongoing dream of
making people incredibly uncomfortable and my final dream of dying for a
bad joke all in the same day
tank-n-spanking said: Awww now I have this image of the moblins, the ones that helped Ganondorf get his ring, get Zelda a bunch of shiny rocks, thinking them extravagant and prefect for court.
gigglesnorts said: A rug! A big, soft rug for their bedroom floor to guard against winter mornings, in traditional Gerudo textile patterns but with perhaps more toned-down colors to suit Zelda’s tastes.
askthebulletbill said: I’m not sure about Zelda, but Ganon would probably be all over antique/decorative weapons to be displayed all over the castle.
pairaka said: And there will always be that one person that gives them something useful. Like a His and Hers set of gravy boats. Or…completely misses the point… like a shaving kit for Ganon (it will be a really nice kit…but still) and some strange coffee table book for Zelda…a whole set by the Hyrule Time-Life company, with individual books on The Great Fairies, The Master Sword, etc…
patientapocalypse said: jewelry. ganon seems the type to revel in swag
nanenna said: Oh, the other peoples, such as the Goron, would definitely give gifts
traditional of their own peoples. I’m more concerned with what the
Hylians are going to gift the royal couple. What are the sages and the
counselors and the other nobility going to gift them? A lot of stuff in
Hylian taste: gaudy jewelry, pointless nick-knacks (like vases), flimsy
furniture, ugly paintings, etc… Basically, a lot of stuff Zelda would
appreciate and Ganon’s may be pretty much snubbed. I can even see a few
items commemorating some past defeat of Ganon, under the guise of being
part of Hyrule’s long and storied history, if someone wants to be really