photo not mine srry

On a Toshiya Scale, how fucking done are you today?

9.) lol okay.

8.) Is sure you exist to annoy me.

7.) Cute, boo boo.

6.) Needs an aspirin.

5.) Gtfo.

4.) Probably about to cry. Only fantasizing of killing you makes me feel better now.

3.) Come again, Heather?

2.) God grant me the serenity

1.) :poisoned your bottled starbucks frappuccino while you were sleeping last night, now simply waiting for you to die:

[Credits to all the original gif makers, screencap-ers, etc. None are mine.]