I don’t really like sitting at the ‘Phony Nation’ table, because there’s not much we can do and the actual nations just argue. I’d rather be back at my small home and drawing. The other Micronations sometimes disobey the rules. Mr Seborga would go off and flirt with Miss Monaco. Wy would be nagging at an arguing Sealand and Ladonia. But there’s one person who makes my day. My cousin Liechtenstein gives us sandwiches for lunch between breaks. She’s a piece of art.