Klaine one-shot - “The Singles Test” (Rated PG13)

Blaine has wanted to ask Kurt out since the day Kurt was hired at Vogue. He even set a goal date - by the end of summer. Now that day is here, and he’s not ready. Not only is he insecure, he doesn’t even know if Kurt is single. But he can’t avoid it because Tina knows, and Tina’s going to make sure Blaine asks Kurt out … even if it kills him. (2777 words)

Notes: Inspired by the video Part of my new series I’m calling Buzzfeed Klaine - Klaine one-shots inspired by Buzzfeed videos. I’ve been working on it for months, and this is the first installment. This one-shot assumes that Blaine and Tina are friends from high school who don’t meet Kurt until they are hired on at Vogue in New York.

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“Alright, Blainey! Today’s the day!”

“What day?” Blaine looks up from his phone as his best friend grabs him by the shoulders and steers him down the hallway. “What are you talking about?”

“Today is the day you ask Kurt Hummel out on a date.”

Blaine looks at Tina’s determined face, remaining remarkably calm as panic sets in between his eyes. “Wh-what? W-why would I do that?”

“Because the amazing Mr. Kurt Hummel is, like, the only thing you’ve talked about for the past three weeks. Since the second Isabelle hired the guy.”

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You're Just Dumb. (Sebastian Smythe x Reader)

Originally posted by gustinfucker

Sebastian smythe imagine where he pretends to like y/n but he uses the reader to get close to Santana (or any girl) and she finds out and is hurt?

I smiled at the notification on my phone. It was a family-friendly text message from Sebastian, and we were playfully arguing over whether or not the correct spelling was with a J or a G. It was either Jeez or Geez. It was an ongoing thing we’ve been having ever since we met.

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any fics where either of them has a twin or a lot of siblings? Thanks!

We have not read this first one, but it has been previously rec’d via our readers. 

Meet The Anderson’s by  Emmy-Mae92

When Blaine’s phone rings constantly to voicemail, Kurt begins to get a little frustrated and concerned. With a little push from Burt, he finds himself at Blaine’s front door, where he may be in for the shock of a lifetime and an entire new side to his boyfriend’s family that he never could have imagined in his wildest dreams.


The Dumbing Down Of Love by @coffeeringlets

“The butterflies in his stomach had been lying to him and it was only in that instant that he realized it. He wondered just how long his traitor brain had been duping him. All he was sure of was that what he was beginning to feel for Blaine was very, very dangerous.”


It’s All So Simple by  notarelationship (justpraticing)

While going through his mother’s papers after her death, Blaine Anderson discovers hospital paperwork for a girl born the same day as him, in the same hospital in New York City. His investigation into the baby leads him to his twin sister, Rachel Berry, and her roommate Kurt Hummel. Blaine has to navigate his feelings over his new sister, complicated by her best friend who he might be falling for.



Klaine Valentines Challenge Drabble - “Outside In” (Rated G)

There’s a man that Kurt’s been trying to work up the courage to meet, but what Kurt doesn’t know is that there’s a possibility that the feeling’s mutual. (1508 words)

Written for the Klaine Valentines Challenge 2017 prompt “Your Song”.

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Oof! Oh my God! I’m so sorry!”

“No, I’m sorry. I should look where I’m going.”

“Well, so should I, so I guess we’re both at fault.” Kurt kneels down to pick up his dropped books, a few of them being handed to him while he shuffles through a mess of papers that are part his sheet music and part someone else’s Music Theory notes. He passes the notes along to their owner, peeking up and smiling at a set of hazel eyes he’s seen more than once, a pair of rosy lips he’s envied time and again, and a face he’s wanted to find the nerve to talk to, but hadn’t yet.

This isn’t the way that Kurt wanted to meet this man, colliding with him on his way out of the NYADA campus coffee shop, but he’s not exactly complaining.

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in sickness...

A couple of days ago I asked for some prompts over here. I’m hoping to fill all of the prompts I received over the next few days, in hopes of them getting me out of my writing slump! This is for @lapluvchris who wanted sick Blaine calling Kurt to come take care of him <3 I hope you enjoy it, and thank you so much for the prompt! 

Set sometime between 5x14 and 5x20

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Kurt almost cries in relief when he sees Santana and Rachel walking into the diner, tying their aprons around their waists as they go. Normally he wouldn’t be as happy to see them (he sees them every day, after all), but today the sight of them means that the shift from hell is officially over. He can finally go home.

He practically bolts it to the staff room, clocking out before Gunther can catch him and try and make him stay late. Normally he wouldn’t mind the extra cash, but not today. His tips have been lousy, his customers have been rude, and he burnt himself on a cooling pan of bacon while trying to steal a chocolate milk from the kitchen. He’s ready to go home and pass out in front of the TV.

He grabs his messenger bag from his staff locker and pulls his phone out to check the time. He frowns, though, when he sees his screen filled with missed calls and messages from Blaine.

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Klaine Advent 2016: Day 9 Impact

Day 9: Impact

(It isn’t until Madame Tibideaux shows him kindness that it becomes real to Blaine.) 1844 words

The first few days, he was focused on his anger. He barely ate, barely slept, fueled instead by the adrenaline that coursed through him at the sight, the smell, the THOUGHT of Kurt and this ultimate betrayal. And then—it was on a Thursday afternoon, as he later recalled—he was standing in the kitchen washing up his lunch dishes, his dance bag waiting for him by the loft doorway, and everything just STOPPED.

Why was he in New York anyway? His dad had wanted him to go to Michigan like he had. Or Chicago, or Loyola, Notre Dame, Cornell—hell, any school but NYADA. Mama had hopefully left literature for Oberlin, Kenyon, and Dayton on his bedside table. She hadn’t wanted her baby to go so far away. He tried to reach, to find inside himself the Blaine who had so wanted NYADA that he’d disappointed both of them. And for what?

Kurt was the star here; he outshone Blaine in every class. Maybe it had been a bad idea to come here—before Kurt only thought he knew how lame Blaine was, what a child. (Hadn’t he said Blaine and Sam were like children, loving comic books and superhero movies?) Before he only thought he knew how shallow Blaine’s talent was.  Now he knew. No wonder he’d turned away in disgust.

Blaine dragged himself over to the couch, picking up his dance bag on the way and heaving it across the room. The thud when it hit the door was oddly satisfying.  Then, the fight drained out of him, he sat, watching the light cross the sky through the high windows of the loft. The stars— or maybe that was Venus—had just come out when the door slid open and Kurt tripped on the bag.

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How to be Family Friendly in the Modern World (seblaine, 1/1)

summary: A far-from-exhaustive selection of text exchanges and acknowledged phone calls between Blaine Anderson and Sebastian Smythe. Or, alternatively: “You used to text Sebastian all the time! You would call him, even!” the fic. [~4.5k] [A03]
warnings: brief mention of Finn, but not in a grief context
notes: happy seblaine anniversary! here’s to six fabulous years with you wonderful people! it’s before midnight somewhere, right?


SEBASTIAN [21:12]: Hey

SEBASTIAN [21:12]: Missing Dalton coffee yet?

BLAINE [22:02]: Always!

SEBASTIAN [22:03]: Then you should drop by again. We can grab a few cups, I can show you around, you can see how things have changed …

BLAINE [22:47]: Dalton can’t have changed that much in a few months.

SEBASTIAN [22:48]: Maybe not. But they did give me your old room. You can see what I’ve done with the place.

BLAINE [23:04]: Significantly altering the Dalton dormitories is against Rule 3, subsection 12, point 2 of the Dalton Handbook.

SEBASTIAN [23:04]: Shit haha, did you memorize that?

SEBASTIAN [23:04]: I didn’t even realize there was a handbook

SEBASTIAN [23:05]: So there’s new things to see. I promise. Like I got a bigger bed. Six plus privilege.

SEBASTIAN [23:05]: You know what they say about tall guys ;)

BLAINE [23:10]: They have trouble fitting into short beds?

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Klaine one-shot - “Caught in the Act” (Rated PG13)

There’s an amazing man in one of Kurt’s classes, and Kurt just has to find out more about him. He tries to consult the man’s student profile in an attempt to find some clues, but he can’t remember the man’s last name. Luckily, a serendipitous stranger wanders by to lend a helping hand. (1226 words)

Different first meeting, NYADA, inspired by this video.

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“Jesus, Rachel! Could you take any longer calling me back?” Kurt grumbles, juggling his phone and his books as he fights his way through the crowd for a seat at an empty table with an available computer. The campus coffee shop is always busy during the school day. Students pop in to log onto the café laptops between classes and check their email more than they do to buy coffee, so Kurt usually makes it a point to never go there. The coffee tastes burnt anyway, and he prefers to use his laptop at home. But this is an emergency. He needs information, and he needs it now.

“According to my phone, I called you back literally a minute later,” Rachel says in her defense. “I just got out of class a second ago, too, you know. Cassie’s glaring at me as it is. I think she’s about to grand jete over and fan kick me in the face!”

“Bob and weave, Berry, bob and weave. This is important.”

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Fic: All That Bird Talk: Five Times Blaine Anderson Talks About Sex

Words: 5800

Rating: R-ish

Summary: Blaine growing up in five conversations about sex.  Canon compliant from early!klaine right through to our American Boys hanging out in their loft.

All That Bird Talk


Blaine is pretty sure he knows how to talk about sex. He just hasn’t really had the opportunity yet.

Despite wishing the world could just get the whole gay thing, and despite having a moment of drunken confusion, Blaine has always been proud. He likes boys and if his friends and his school and his health class weren’t going to talk to him about it, then he was going to educate himself. Yes, there were those websites. But there were also some websites that were factual, informative and all around great resources - Planned Parenthood had a teen sex info website, the lgbt youth line website had a myths and reality page all about sex. And Blaine had read them all. Twenty-three times.

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Author Spotlight: Black John Lennon day 2

Day 2: Recs!

Please recommend 3 - 5 of your own fic.

Born to Be Mild

A lot of my fic is inspired by things going on in fandom. Sometimes it’s wank, sometimes it’s meta, sometimes it’s fanon that I disagree with. Sometimes it’s anger and I write what  my fandom friends call “spite fic”. This definitely isn’t a “spite fic”. This was inspired by a lot of talk during season 5  and the hiatus (though I can’t remember which one, there were so many) about Blaine needing to experience New York separately from Kurt and how Kurt had so many experiences when he was there, and for Blaine to move in straight away, he wouldn’t get to experience New York. And so I thought, not what if Kurt felt that way, but what if Blaine thought he did.

I had a lot of fun writing this. At the time I had a little “Committee” of fandom friends that I’d bounce ideas off of. I’d be in our Kik convos asking “what kind of tattoo would Blaine get”? and stuff like that.

What i love about this fic is that Kurt really could not care less that Blaine is this huge nerd. He doesn’t want a “bad boy” and I loved playing with their relationship, what they think about each other, and what their friends may think. I love writing Blam’s friendship, and I had fun bringing back stripper!Sam. Sam is a character that despite his relationship with Blaine and the fact that he once lived with Kurt, really doesn’t get used very much in fic.  

My favorite part is actually a Hummelberry scene. I laughed out loud writing it because this is the Hummelberry that I miss. Rachel who’s going a mile a minute and Kurt who is just as bad. When they play off each other’s ridiculousness is when that friendship shines.

So he talks to Rachel about it.

“I don’t think Blaine’s been acting that weird, he’s probably just getting more used to being in New York. This city changes you Kurt, you know that. I was waiting to see what kind of effect it would have on Blaine. It was just a bit delayed,” Rachel says, sipping her tea.

“Rachel, weren’t you worried when he took two hours to go down to Duane Reade?”

“No. Sam texted me to tell me he was there,” Rachel says quickly, not looking at Kurt. Kurt raises an eyebrow at her.

“Excuse me? And you didn’t tell me?”

“I forgot! We were drinking and then when I remembered to tell you they got here, so I didn’t think it was a big deal.”

Kurt rolls his eyes, “Yes, but Rachel, when they got here they just sat at the table drinking and drawing and Blaine got way drunker than normal. And he took his shirt off.”

“Why are you acting like you’ve never gotten drunk and taken your shirt off? And he gave you a lap dance, why are you complaining?”

“Because, I know Blaine and he’s being weird. He’s been working out like crazy with Sam. And he’s been using baby oil in the shower, it’s slippery. And I don’t know, I know my fiance and something is up with him.”

“Well, Kurt, you could just ask him,” Rachel says simply.

“It’s not that simple, Rachel. What if it’s me? What if I’m the one who’s boring? Santana’s right, look at all the stuff we did before he got here. It’s his first year after high school and he’s shacked up and engaged. What if he’s going through a weird phase and he wants to open our relationship or something? I got to date Adam, he never got to date anyone else. What if he’s preparing himself to start going out to clubs and meet someone else? I can’t -”

“Kurt, you need to calm down. Blaine is not trying to be with someone else. Trust me. He’s just getting used to the city. He’s probably helping Sam prepare for this thing he’s doing.”

“What thing, Rachel Berry what do you know?”

Rachel leans into Kurt, “Okay, you can’t tell anyone, because it’s a secret, but Sam’s competing in a dance competition to win some extra cash to take… someone he met out to dinner and a show. It’s actually really sweet, that he’s going to perform competitively to win this girl’s heart, I think it means that she’s important to him and -”

Kurt cuts Rachel off, “So Sam’s entering a strip contest so he can take you on a date?”

Rachel stops, shocked.

“Whatever. You don’t think Blaine would- nah. Blaine? Strip? Blaine would never,” Kurt shakes his head and takes a sip of his tea, but chokes at the same time Rachel catches his eye.

“Blaine entered the stripping contest, didn’t he?”

Rachel nods.

Take It Home

One of my favorite tropes is Klaine through other characters eyes. Another favorite trope of mine is various characters walking in on Klaine hooking up. I don’t know why, but it makes me laugh. As most people know, I really, really loved the season 4 newbies and their friendship with Blaine and I always felt that Kurt would get to know them because they’re Blaine’s friends. What better way to introduce those guys into the fold than to have them being the ones to find Klaine in various states of undress while the older kids are rolling their eyes.

At the time, I was writing a lot of the New New Directions and very little Klaine. I was just so happy to see Blaine with a group of friends that I was obsessed with writing about that group, they made me so happy, which I know is an unpopular opinion. What surprised me though, was how much fun I had mixing the old group with the new in this fic. And how i liked kind of imagining the original group threw these younger, newer characters’ eyes.

My favorite part:

“Didn’t need to. They’re here. They’re just busy humping like bunnies in the back of Blaine’s car,” Unique rolls her eyes in amusement before opening the bag and pulling out her wig.

“Are you friggin serious?” Tina asks rolling her eyes, “I know they’re engaged and have spent like a bunch of months apart, but this is just ridiculous.”

Marley frowns, “Did you see anything?”

“Child no. Once I saw the Prius was a’rockin and the windows were fogged up, I had the good sense to back away and come inside. Let them get that out of their systems now before they get in here. I’m not trying to see it, or hear it.”

“I know this is supposedly “normal” behavior for them as far as you two are concerned,” Kitty says gesturing to Tina and Mercedes, “But excuse us if we’re a little confused, because the Blaine we’ve gone to school with this whole year was an uptight little dictator with a stick up his butt most of the time. So sorry if we’re finding his exhibistinist kink a litlte surprising.”

“Gentlemen in the streets, freak in the sheets, lord bless him,” Unique says.

“Oh please, he probably lit candles in the car and put on the smooth jazz station. And I bet he has a timer set to make sure the sex lasts exactly sixteen minutes and forty-seven seconds so that they can get in their approximately three minutes and thirteen seconds in the afterglow. Then he can brush his teeth, with exactly two hundred strokes, rinse his mouth out for thirty seconds and then reapply an entire jar of hair gel so no one knows he’s been humping his fiance in his douchey hybrid.”

“Okay, you’ve put way too much thought into that,” Mercedes says.

“You know what? No. They promised us cheesecake and gourmet sandwiches and I’m not gonna sit up here waiting and starving to death because they can’t keep it in their pants. I’m not afraid to just open the door and pull them out!” Tina starts to storm out of the room and bumps into Kurt and Blaine.

“Relax Tina, we’re here. We just had a last minute stop to make,” Kurt says as he and Blaine come into the room with their bags.

“Mmm hmmm,” Unique says as she watches them get comfortable in her room, “sure you did.”

Inhale, Exhale With My Flow

The inspiration behind this is that I really like smoking weed. I don’t do it often, but I do enjoy it. And I don’t think it’s taboo and I don’t think it’s bad. And the thought of these three characters high made me laugh, so I wrote this. I loved the Blamtina relationship at the end of season 5. The way they play off each other, the way they give each other a safe space to be as weird as they each are. And when you add weed to that, of course the results would be hilarious.

Kurt’s only in this briefly, but his part was fun to write because I don’t think Kurt is exasperated by Blaine’s weirdness or his friendship with Sam and Tina, I think he’s affectionately amused by it, and probably gets a lot of phone calls while Blaine is with them that make him smile. I feel sometimes, fandoms goes more for Kurt being too cool for the room and making him eye rolly at Blaine’s odder traits, but I never saw Kurt that way. Kurt’s an odd duck himself, so I don’t think he’d be annoyed at finding out that this seemingly put together fiance is just as odd albeit in completely different ways.

My favorite part:

“Blaine, your pants are making music.” Sam says.

“Yeah they are,” Tina says and immediately starts laughing. Blaine reaches into his pocket and pulls out his phone.

“Aw, Kurt’s calling me. I was thinking of him and then he called me.” Blaine smiles at them, puts the phone down and smiles.

“You should probably answer it.”

“Maybe he shouldn’t. Guys, I’m so high right now,” Tina says, “and you’re also so high right now. If Kurt finds out we’re so high, he’s definitely gonna get all Kurt like and he’s gonna be all “Blah blah about it.”

Blaine’s phone starts ringing again.

“He has to answer it or else Kurt is gonna get like extra Kurt and be all mad and his eyebrow are gonna do that thing. Then Blaine’s gonna be all freaked out and sad and I can’t deal with sad Blaine, Tina, I’m too high.”

“Fine, Blaine, answer your phone, but try to not sound like you just smoked a lot of weed.”

Blaine’s eyes widen in panic, “But how?”

“I don’t know!”

Sam grabs Blaine’s phone and answers it.

“Um… hi Kurt. Blaine’s right here. Hold on…” Sam says really slowly. He then puts the phone on speaker.

“You put the phone on speaker, right Sam?” Kurt asks.

“Hi Kurt!” Blaine says brightly.

“What’s going on over there? First you sent me that text that was pretty much indecipherable, and then you don’t answer your phone. I was starting to get worried.”

“There’s nothing to worry about Kurt, Blaine totally didn’t find Brett’s weed stash and bring it to Tina’s house and we definitely did not smoke it,” Sam explains nervously. Tina attempts to glare at him.

“I’m sorry, what?” Kurt then starts laughing, “Oh my God, where did you find Brett’s weed?”

“The craft room. You’re not mad? But I think I forgot my words,” Blaine tells him.

“Aw, sweetie, you’ll get them back, I promise. And be careful what you eat when you give into the munchies, the resulting stomach ache is as bad as any hangover. Trust me. I think I ate everything at Taco Bell.”

“Wait, you’ve totally done this before!” Sam says, pointing at the phone.

“Once. With the band. And I hated it. I had thoughts, but I couldn’t communicate them well and my throat burned and even though Elliot made us a filter with dryer sheets, the apartment needed some serious Fabreezing the next day. Not for me. But sweetie, seriously, I thought you’d butt texted me while being ax murdered, so if this does become a habit, turn your phone off. I can’t handle that kind of stress right now.”

“I’m sorry, did I use any actual words in that text?’

“No honey, not really. I’m gonna let you guys get back to that. And remember our agreement. Call me in the morning.” Kurt hangs up and Blaine smiles at the ceiling.

“What’s your agreement, Blaine?” Tina asks.

“What agreement?”

“You guys have a sex agreement, don’t you. Did Kurt give you permission to have sex with Sam?”

Slow to Warm

I am obsessed with Kurt and Blaine as Dads. It’s always been a trope that I’ve enjoyed, but now that they’re canon Dads of a little girl, I can’t stop writing about it. One of my favorite ideas to think about is what their kid’s temperament will be. If Rachel is the Bio Mom, will the baby be anything like her? Nature vs Nurture, meaning, regardless of who the bio Dad is, the kid is going to pick up traits from both of them. I’m a huge fan of writing them with babies and toddlers because that time can be both difficult and memorable, and well babies are cute.

And babies are picky. And they don’t like everyone. The idea of one of their friends not bonding with the baby right away was interesting to me. And the idea of that friend being Tina who would take it the most personally is also interesting. And well Kurt and Blaine are the first friends to have kids, so of course everyone is going to be passing the baby around and wanting to be the on that the baby likes.

My favorite part, of course inolves the big group together, probably making too much noise at a diner.

When they arrive at the restaurant, heading towards their usual huge table, Tracey lights up as soon as she sees Sam and Mercedes.

“Sam! Sam! Sam!” Tracey calls excitedly from her stroller, she waves her arms at him as he approaches.

“There’s my favorite God Daughter!” Sam says as he pulls her from her stroller. He blows a raspberry onto her cheek and she laughs and claps.

“Donald Duck, Unca Sam, Donald Duck!”

“You want me to talk like Donald Duck?” He asks in a perfect impression. Tracey throws her head back and laughs as her Dads fold the stroller and take their places at the table. When Sam sits down, Mercedes reaches over and takes Tracey from Sam.

“How’s my baby! Did you have a fun birthday?”

Tracey nods, “I got toys.”

“Yes you did, probably too many if I let your Daddys tell it.”

Artie and Tina walk in, Artie rolling straight over to where Mercedes is holding Tracey, holding a glass of orange juice to Tracey’s mouth.

“There’s my favorite baby girl!” Artie says, he puts his hand up and Tracey gives him a “high five”.

Tina follows Artie to their seats, she smiles at Tracey who looks at her with a confused frown on her face.

“Hi Tracey!” Tina says. Tracey stares at Tina, same confused, look on her face. Blaine goes over and grabs Tracey from Mercedes, sitting down with her next to Tina and turning towards her.

“Say hi to Auntie Tay Tay!” Blaine says, kissing Tracey on the cheek. Tracey just shakes her head and turns back to Mercedes.

“Cedes!” Tracey whines, reaching out for Mercedes. Blaine looks at Kurt panicked as he can see both Tina and Tracey getting upset.

“What’s going on?” Sam asks looking between his upset goddaughter and Tina.

“She hates me!” Tina says, bursting into tears.

“No, Tina, no. NO CRYING!” Sam says. Tracey looks at Tina and starts whining.

“Give me my God Baby back, I have no idea what’s going on, but my baby is getting upset. Come here sweetie.” Mercedes says, taking Tracey from a clearly panicked Blaine.

“I told you she hates me! I told you! Why would she hate me?”

“Because she’s half Rachel,” Santana says as she and Brittany approach the table, “I don’t know what I just missed, but apparently baby Klainchel here is already making weaker beings cry. She’s a baby after my own heart.”

“Santana, stop,’ Kurt hisses at her. He turns to Tina, “She doesn’t hate you, she just doesn’t know you. You and Artie have been making your movie, and then you guys went on vacation, then you had your press junket and awards season, she’s seen you twice since she was born.”

“Kurt’s right! She’s just not sure who you are,” Blaine says, rubbing Tina’s back.

“And she knows Sam and Mercedes? They don’t live in New York, how often does she see them?”

“We skype with them once a week and she talks to Sam on the phone all the time, he reads her stories and does impressions of her favorite Disney characters,” Mercedes says.

“And Artie? She doesn’t hate Artie.”

“It’s because he looks like he’s in a stroller too,” Brittany says.

“Brittany’s right, I’m closer to her eye level, so I’m not as imposing and threatening.”

“Seriously, Tina you need to calm down. She’s a toddler, who cares what she likes, she probably eats off the floor, she has no taste. Now lets order, because I needs to get my waffle on.”

“I resent the implication that my child has no taste,” Kurt mumbles taking his seat.

5. Everlasting Words

So writing Blaine has always been easier for me because I find it easy to get into his head. I haven’t really found Kurt that easy. But one thing Kurt and I have in common is loving Blaine. And sometimes, I think Kurt is written as so cold towards Blaine and it really hurts my heart. Kurt loves Blaine so much, and I wanted to put a spotlight on all the ways and reasons that Kurt loves Blaine even if he doesn’t always openly express it, so this fic was born.

I wanted to make sure that I was writing about why Kurt  loves Blaine, not why I love Blaine. And I really enjoyed exploring that, it was a challenge, but I think I was successful.

My favorite part, I used to work at Build a Bear Workshop, so writing about Klaine in there was fun.

Sometimes Blaine is just the cutest human being to walk the earth, and in those moments Kurt doesn’t even know what to do with himself, so in awe of how any person could be that joyful over something so simple.

Like the time they were in the mall and happened past a Build a Bear Workshop.

"Kurt, oh my God Kurt! It’s a Chewbacca. I can build a wookie!! Omg they have his voice and bowcaster too! We have to go in. Ooh, maybe I can make Sam and Han Solo bear for when he can’t sleep.” Kurt watched as Blaine made his way through every station in the store, making sure Han and Chewie were fully equipped, even recording a message for Sam doing his best Han Solo impression. But the thing that stopped Kurt short was Blaine and the kids in the store. He kneels down next to a little girl struggling to get a shoe on her Princess Bear.

“Are you a princess too?” Blaine asks while he puts the shoe on the bear. He spends five minutes letting the little girl explain the made up story of her bear’s kingdom.

When they leave, one Chewbacca, one Han Solo and a very well dressed bear Kurt made himself, the employees pretty much force a job application into Blaine’s hand as he puts his Chewbacca into a backpack to carry with them the rest of the trip.

“You are such a cutie, you know that?” Kurt tells Blaine, taking his hand and kissing his cheek on the way out.

anonymous asked:

Help Me! Story disappeared from my phone! Blaine was thrown out of car and Kurt found him and took him home. Blaine was in a Master/ Slave thing. Kurt became his Dom to help him. Blaine left Kurt to go to college and depend on himself. Sebastian is Kurt's bf. Sam and Seb are in a D/s relationship. I really need to finish this!

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Stuck In Reverse by xCaellachx

Kurt finds Blaine on the side of the road, bruised and broken. He is shocked when he finds out just what Blaine needs from him in order to heal.

anisstaranise  asked:

37 + seblaine

Because it’s been so long I can’t remember which one this was prompted from but I figure it was this one, because I know you like angst. And if it wasn’t… sorry! I hope you enjoy regardless! Based on some Flash-related stuff that hasn’t happened yet.

37 - “Are you safe?” “I-I don’t know.” 

Blaine’s pretty much frozen to his seat when the news comes out.

He can hear the sirens. He’s pretty sure the sirens will haunt him for the rest of his life. But all he can do is stare at the TV, and hope that this is all some horrible nightmare that he’s about to wake up from.

“—reports that lawyer Sebastian Smythe is responsible for the murders. Sue Sylvester is on the scene.”

Blaine’s stomach churns, and he reaches for his phone on the coffee table, frantically keying in Sebastian’s number despite the fact that he has him on speed dial.

He’s greeted with Sebastian’s voicemail message – a generic monotone one that he never bothered to change.

“Sebastian—” he chokes out. “God, please just—if you get the chance to listen to this, call me.”

It seems so stupid. He knows Sebastian isn’t going to get the message. His television shows the man in question being led to a car in handcuffs, and he can almost make out Sebastian’s voice. “I didn’t kill those people!

Sebastian.” Blaine’s voice breaks, and it’s all he can do not to reach out to the grainy footage. He doesn’t know what to do. Doesn’t know how to prove his fiancé’s innocence. Not without spilling his secret, too, and that’s… not an option. Not as far as Sebastian’s concerned.

Because being the Flash puts everyone Sebastian loves in danger. Not just Blaine. Blaine wouldn’t care if it got Sebastian out, but they have families, friends. Sebastian would never make the choice to expose himself like that, and Blaine shouldn’t either.

He gets the phone call about an hour later. He’s kept himself busy – exhausting his resources, trying to find out how to catch this meta posing as his fiancé. Santana’s chasing down a few leads, and Hunter had basically scoffed and told him not to be so overdramatic and that they’d get him out – Hunter’s way of trying to pretend that he, himself, wasn’t worried for his best friend.

He blinks at his phone and then answers.



“—are you safe?” Sebastian sounds frantic. “Please tell me you’re safe.”

“I—I don’t know.” It’s the truth. Someone out there knows that Sebastian’s the Flash. Someone dangerous. It’s probably not a longshot to say that they’d come for Blaine eventually.

“Get to the lab. Don’t leave until I get out, alright?”

“Bas, I don’t—”

Now, Blaine.”

Blaine swallows thickly. Sebastian’s right. He has to clear out. Tonight. He glances down at his engagement ring, a tear tickling his cheek as it falls. “I will. I promise. Just—were working on getting you out, Bas. We’ll prove it wasn’t you.”

“I love you, B. Just don’t forget that.”

The resolve in Sebastian’s voice squeezes his heart tight, constricts his chest. Sebastian doesn’t believe he’s coming back.


“Time’s up, Smythe,” comes a voice in the background, and Blaine lets out a choked sob before the line goes dead.

He didn’t even get to say that he loved him too.

Klaine fic - “Blaine’s Muse: Chapter 1/3” (Rated NC17)

Blaine is an artist with the perfect life, hopelessly in love with his husband and his muse, Kurt. But when a tragedy takes his muse away, how will he find the strength to go on?

A/N: This is another re-write, one that I did extensive work on. I would like to think that this version of Blaine is more an adult Dalton!Blaine if he’d never gone to McKinley, with some Darren thrown in (particularly his potty mouth xD) Warning for character death, depression, drinking, thoughts of suicide, ghosts, sexual content, angst with a happy ending.

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Blaine hated working over his vacations. Wasn’t the point of being a semi-famous artist that he got to make his own hours, work alone, and spend as much time at home having wild and crazy sex with his gorgeous husband as he wanted?

Not this time, apparently. No sir-ee. Since Sea Cliff Village Hall decided to do a complete renovation, including replacing their hospitality-grade art with original work from renowned local artists, he had been stuck in meetings and consultations all week while his husband occupied himself at their vacation home outside the city.

Kurt said he didn’t mind, seeing as they were doing some renovations of their own – a new work space for Blaine, an extension to Kurt’s studio … a nursery. Being alone gave Kurt the opportunity to match fabric samples to color swatches in peace without his husband intervening with his supposed “expert eye for nuance” and his hand down Kurt’s pants.

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Fic: Finally Found The Boy

Based off my tags on this post#okay but combine all four: person a works at a coffeeshop #person b works at a flowershop #they start fake dating to cover for person a who’s lied to their parents about meeting their soulmate #but then they do whatever thing reveals soulmates while fake dating and start REAL DATING #THE END

Title from “I Can Hear The Bells.” PG, ~1700 words, mostly fluff. Thanks to skivvy for the soulmate identifying idea!

Kurt brightened when he saw Blaine approaching from across the street, clearly coming over for their mutual fifteen-minute breaks - Kurt’s from the flower shop, and Blaine’s from Starbucks. Blaine always brought over a couple of drinks for them to share, claiming his employee discount was too good not to use, even if he didn’t always have a reason to take advantage of Kurt’s discount in return.

When Blaine entered with his phone pressed against his ear and a frustrated look on his face, however, Kurt became concerned.

“Yeah, Mom, I kn - of course I’m happy for Coop - I actually met my soulmate, too, Mom!” Blaine said. He wasn’t being particularly loud, but his voice rang through the quiet flower shop all the same, taking on an echo in Kurt’s head.

Met my soulmate

Met my soulmate

Met my soulmate

Kurt’s heart sank into the sewers below. He’d known for a few weeks now that Blaine was his soulmate - ever since he heard Blaine laugh at one of his jokes, hearty and genuine. He was hoping that Blaine would hear his Sound in return soon, because he wasn’t sure if Blaine would believe him without proof, but apparently that hope was misplaced.

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Attachment Issues

“She has already had dinner so don’t forget her bedtime bottle at exactly 7. Her bedtime routine should start by 630 and she should be in bed by 8.” Blaine lectures with worried puppy eyes.

“Right, I remember,” Sam politely responds taking the baby from Kurt who looks ready to walk out the door without Blaine.

“And sometimes she doesn’t want to eat because she has all those digestive issues, if she is refusing to eat try burping her frequently. If it’s really bad there is some medicine the pediatrician gave us. ” Blaine continues reaching to stroke her hair.

“Got it” Sam answered again politely hoping Blaine will stop worrying. He starts bouncing the baby so she doesn’t begin to fuss with her daddy.

“And don’t forget Humphrey, the turtle, is for playtime and Judy, the lion, is for sleeping and-“ Blaine adds picking up a stuffed animal hugging it to his chest and bouncing it as he watched Sam bounce the baby.

“And Patty, the elephant is for when she gets fussy and cries. Blaine you act like I have never been over here with her before. Clara and I hang all the time. Right baby girl?” Sam cuts him off reminding Blaine, as he blows a raspberry on her tummy to get her laugh hysterically, because honestly he is over here all the time to play with her.

“Oh … Kurt maybe we should cancel and stay. It’s too soon to leave her alone,” Blaine started still bouncing the stuffed animal.

“Blaine, she will not be alone, Sam will be with her. And Sam is great with her that’s why we picked him to be her godfather. Everything will be fine. The cab is waiting so we need to go now.” Kurt said softly easing the toy out of Blaine’s arms.

Once they both said their goodbyes to Sam and Clara, Kurt made sure to push Blaine out the door before he could stall any longer. Sam wasn’t too worried, he had a huge hand in raising his younger siblings and he was around all the time with Blaine and the new baby. Plus as far as babies go she was a pretty chill and easy one to care for.

But things aren’t always as the seem …  

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Blaine Anderson-Stark Masterpost

Because I feel like I need to sort out which is when and which is a sequel to what and yeah

  1. Blaine Stark Peter Parker bromance and Tony blows up a lab
  2. Blaine is sick and Tony is useless
  3. Mutant Kurt
  4. More Mutant Kurt
  5. Post-Shooting Star
  6. Blaine runs away to New York
  7. The Avengers meet Tony’s kid
  8. Tina and Sam find out who Blaine’s dad is
  9. Follow-up to the Tina and Sam thing
  10. Tony keeps on showing up at Kurt and Blaine’s apartment
  11. Justin Hammer kidnaps Blaine
  12. The Nightbird thing
  13. Shooting Star AU where the gunmen want Blaine
  14. Blangsty shooting star fic follow up
  15. Blaine meets Loki Version 1: In Stark Tower
  16. Blaine meets Deadpool
  17. Five year old Blaine in Tony’s lab
  18. Foster kid/post-Sadie Hawkins Blaine
  19. Blaine is jealous of Peter Parker
  20. Smart Blaine helps save the world
  21. More Smart Blaine
  22. Steve teaches Blaine to box
  23. Kurt isn’t answering his phone. Blaine panics. 
  24. Arc Reactor
  25. Blangsty Nightmare Thing
  26. Blaine meets Loki Version 2: Five year old Blaine
  27. Blaine (briefly) meets Loki Version 3: Helicarrier
  28. Blaine talks to Wolverine
  29. The Waiting Room
  30. Steve’s Notebook
  31. Hulk
  32. Late
  33. Cooper worries
  34. Cooper worries some more

(Based on this post) You can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

“We should take a picture.”

Kurt curls his toes in his shoes, knees against his chest, as Blaine bumps his shoulder gently. There is pastel sunlight spiraling through the trees into his hair, unbound with curls spilling over his forehead, and a gentle breeze is brushing through the leaves and shaking the branches. Kurt hooks the paper coffee cup underneath his chin, the steam unfurling around his jaw, and raises his brow at Blaine as he bites his lip.

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Spotlight Shining

Nonnie prompted famous Klaine, where Blaine’s a singer/songwriter and Kurt’s a fashion designer. Their fans always freak out when they’re seen together.
Note: I tweaked it a little. Their relationship is kept as a secret first because speculating fans are the most fun to write. Song used is All About Us by He is We. AO3
Warning: Fangirls swear here, much like we do on tumblr, but just a tiny bit.

Kurt stood in front of the mirror in his room, putting on the finishing touches on his outfit. Being the owner and fashion designer of Hummel’s Designs meant that everywhere he went, paparazzi would be snapping pictures of him and he had a reputation to uphold. He checked himself over, gave himself a spin and nodded to himself, unlocking his phone to see a text from Blaine.

Hey there, sweetie. Headed to hair and makeup now and as usual I reserved a seat for you in the front row. Can’t wait to see you! xoxo, B

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