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  • Sirius: Did you get my report on the last raid?
  • Moody: Yeah I looked it over, nice work.
  • Sirius: Thanks dad.
  • *everyone freezes*
  • Sirius: Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Marlene: You just called Mad-Eye "dad". You said "Thanks dad"
  • Sirius: What?! No I didn't. I said "thanks man".
  • Moody: Do you see me as a father figure, Black?
  • Sirius: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, cause you're always bothering me.
  • James: Hey! Show your father some respect.
  • Sirius: I didn't call him "dad"!
  • Moody: No, no, no Sirius. I take it as a compliment.
  • Peter: It's not a big deal, I called Mary "mum" once and we are dating.
  • Sirius: Guys! Jump on that! Peter has psycho-sexual issues.
  • Lily: Old news. But you calling Holt "daddy"--
  • Sirius: Hey! "Daddy" is not on the table here.
  • Random Death Eater: But you did call him "dad", dude.
  • Sirius: You, shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
  • Random Death Eater: Alright, alright I was lying about Imperius but the "dad" thing, that happened.
  • Sirius: AHA! He admitted that he was lying about being under Imperius! It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.
  • Moody: No, I believe you...
  • Sirius: Thank you.
  • Moody: ... son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?
  • Sirius: *silently* I'd like that.