Capsicoul headcanon:

Phil Coulson’s idea of a perfect date with Steve Rogers would be teaching him how to roller skate, because there’s no doubt Steve would be awful at it, and he’d have to hold Phil’s hand while he taught him how to properly brake and roll. 

Phil blames the awful roller disco based ‘70’s and '80’s movies he grew up watching because his childhood and teenage years were tragically lonely and his Captain America poster hung on the wall right behind his television.