‘I promise you won’t have to do anything more than just come with me.’ ‘But I don’t understand what you want from me.’ ‘I need a look at this Schell guy, and since I clearly have the wrong plumbing …’ he said. ‘How good are your improv skills?’
Digby marched up to the receptionist. ‘Hello. My girlfriend and I are going to have sex and we need to ask Dr Schell about birth control.’ I almost died. The look the receptionist gave us reminded me of when Grandma called her neighbor a dirty bird for peeing in the hydrangeas. Actually, the entire waiting room of women was giving us that look.
‘Well, there’s been a cancelation and I can squeeze you in for a fifteen-minute consultation. But only a consultation – no procedures,’ the receptionist said. ‘We won’t take long,’ Digby said. ‘We got the basics in Health. Just want to confirm some details with an expert … can’t believe everything on the interwebs, amiright?’ The receptionist frowned at me. Why me?
Hi! Can I have a general reading, please? Thank you!
You might have sealed your heart away because of the wrong doings that have been but you can’t hide away forever. You might not realize it but you have a lot to live for and you should enjoy your life. Take this time to regain your sense of wander and happiness again and shine with it.
The Druid Animal Oracle by Philip and Stephanie Carr-Gomm, illustrated by Bill Worthington, published by Fireside Simon & Schuster.