phil's face lol

let's not fuck around

a/n: there’s like a blowjob somewhere down there i think ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ thank u for the prompt dear anon i owe u my life

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disclaimer: none of this is real. you are not real. i am not real. cross-dimensional travel is not real (yet). such is life.

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