phi phi o' hara

tbh Valentina could literally strangle Alexis Michelle and Farrah Moan with her bare hands and she'd still be my fave

Like fuck off. She’s a 100% Slytherin Ice Queen and she has been from the beginning and that is EXACTLY why I love her. She was calculating in a way that was exciting and admirable. The other girls were jealous that she came into the competition and got a ridiculous following. Congrats to Valentina for getting an assured All Stars 3 slot in the role of Phi Phi O’Hara/Roxxxy Andrews

The Top Ten Drag Race Editing Archetypes

With season 8 coming up, it’s time to remember how the show turns complex, real people into easily distinguishable characters for your entertainment. Study and see who you can pick out this time around! . 


This queen is flawless. She can do no wrong and seems to excel at every challenge. Even if she has to lipsync, she will be the best lipsyncher ever. A good edit will humanize her, giving her a moment of generosity or two, handing her the crown. A bad one will play up her ego and make you wish her death, leaving her dead in the top 4/top 3.

Examples: Bianca Del Rio, Raja, Courtney Act, Chad Michaels


She may not always win, but goddamn you love her any way. She’s fun, she’s quotable, she’s your best friend in the competition. Of all the contestants she will have the most pronounced arc and wind up in the top 3. That being said, only one of them has ever won.

Examples: Jujubee, Jinkx Monsoon, Adore Delano, Pearl (yup, she had the most pronounced arc of the season and everyone wanted her. Deal with it)


Not always a winner, but a strong competitor nonetheless. That’s not the reason you like her though: you like her because her confessionals kick ass. She’ll be hilarious as fuck, or otherwise lend commentary that amps up the fun. She won’t win, but strange how voting always starts when she gets eliminated.

Examples: Latrice Royale, Ben DelaCreme, Katya, Pandora Boxx


She’s not the best in the competition, but she keeps surviving elimination. Why? She provides the most drama. This queen wreaks havoc and causes chaos. You won’t like her, but you’ll blog the shit out of her fights and tune in intently to watch her fall. Every Ace or Personality needs a good bitch against them. 

Examples: Phi Phi O’Hara, Rebecca Glasscock, Gia Gunn


What is wrong with this girl? She seems to lose her shit at a moment’s notice. She takes everything way too personally and makes such a production when there shouldn’t be. She’ll called out for being fake and it will take her a LONG time to recover publicly.

Examples: Mimi Imfurst, Langanja Estranja, Max


They are there to be seen and thirsted after. Regardless of their talent, people will only think about doing them in or out of drag. Sadly, they won’t win because the show won’t flesh them out, and they will be gone when producers want to show that the game is getting tougher. Expect an outcry, but trust that they will have a solid career and a YouTube show with WoW after the fact.

Examples: Milk, Trixie Mattel, Carmen Carrera


Can’t seem to win a damn challenge, but can never go home. Why? Because her lipsynch is fucking FLAWLESS. She gets every word, nails every beat, does splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops one right after another. Pity she can’t bring this to the competition, where she’s too insecure or unprepared. She’ll be sent home after three performances, barring circumstances. 

Examples: Coco Montrese, Akashia, Jaidynn Diore Fierce, Trinity K. Bonet


Oh the poor dear. It’s clear that she’s a talented queen, but unfortunately she’s OLD. She may be a pro at pre ’90s styles of drag, but younger queens/viewers won’t get them. Worse, the competition will be stacked against them. A nude challenge tailored to younger bodies? A lipsynch by an ex-Disney star who still sounds like a kid? Sorry, once you’re over 40 the edit is not in your favor.

Examples: Penny Tration, Vivacious, Tempest DuJour


She’s weird. You have no idea how she says what she says, but you cannot stop listening to her. Not a winner, but definitely a novelty. The most GIF-worthy queen of the season. May overlap with other archetypes, but you’ll remember her for this. 

Examples: Tammie Brown, Alyssa Edwards, Miss Fame


The edit doesn’t care how talented she is- she’s quieter and not as big as the other girls. She’s going home early and will be forgotten quickly. She definitely doesn’t deserve it, but with so many contestants someone has to get screwed.

Examples: Phoenix, April Carrion, Kandy Ho, India Ferrah


Phi-Phi O’ Hara performing Christina Aguilera’s Your Body


tiredeffect  asked:

If u do a slaytina edit my life would be complete :3

do you mean like an alaska edit or and edit with a sim that has legs 5 inches longer than naomi smalls, with the modelling capabilities of raja the gemini,
a waist 3 inches smaller than violet chachki, possessing the lace front capabilities of wigs by vanity, makeup precision extracted from the kim chi
eyebrows fleeked from mathu andersons personal Instagram, hair more voluminous than the lady bunny, featuring fish resin extracted from the DNA of courtney act and vivienne pinet, comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute than bianca del rio and bob the drag queen combined, lips molded from a composite of detox and raven, breast constructed using the actual tissue of michelle visage, thicker and juicier than roxxxy andrews, porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of phi phi o'Hara and tyra sanchez, installed by jiggly caliente’s personal oral surgeon, with cooter-slam enabled hip joints stolen from the living body of katya zamolodchikova?

adumundead  asked:

Favorite queen of all time? Favorite runway look of all time? Favorite lip sync for your life of all time? Favorite season? Hottest queen when a boy?

(disclaimer: i’m doing a top 2 for some of these)

Favorite queen of all time? 

–Alyssa Edwards and Adore Delano. tbh my dream for AS2 would’ve been a top 4 consisting of Alyssa, Adore, Katya, and Alaska

Favorite runway look of all time? 

–Jinkx Monsoon’s Dia de los Muertos look in S5. I thought it was such a stunning, unexpected choice, and she walked that runway with such confidence like

Favorite lip sync for your life of all time? 

–“Shut Up and Drive” in AS2

Favorite season? 

–Season 6 probably

Hottest queen when a boy?

–Adore Delano and Phi Phi O’Hara tbh


hi, this vid made me cry… i love phi phi so much.

Lmao all you guys who got offended by my post about Valentina. Learn to take a fucking joke. I don’t hate Valentina, I just don’t think she’s been one hundred percent morally correct. The fact is that she should not have gotten miss congeniality because she was in no way congenial with the other queens. She told Farrah to shut up LITERALLY LESS THAN TWO MINUTES AFTER GETTING THE AWARD. In no way was I trying to be malicious towards Valentina because I’m not about the hateful life. I ain’t no Phi Phi O'Hara. Smh people are so quick to take things too seriously.

Originally posted by shantayqueenyoustay