phaser

Drop your phaser, now. Please.
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Oh Chekov you leetle Russian cutie.

Even when being badass, tracking and electronically fiddling, sliding down the Enterprise hull, and basically being a perfect partner in crime for Kirk.

‘Do you know what it looks like?
It’s square right?,
It’s round!’

The only time Chekov comes close to shouting or not being the very politest to his Captain.