phantom-of-venice

  • psychic: i am now going to read your mind
  • my mind: Welcome to the automated directory for Sognitrico.
  • At any time you may press 0 to return to the previous menu.
  • For personnel, press 1. For store locations, press 2. For communications, press 3.
  • *1*
  • For Signore Dottore, president, Press 1.
  • For Signore Capitano, Communication, press 2.
  • For Signore Arlecchino, Shipping and Receiving, press 3.
  • For Signore Scaramuccia, Security, press 4.
  • For Signore Brighella, Acquisitions, press 5.
  • *0, 2*
  • For HQ, Press 1.
  • For our safe and secure store, press 2.
  • For our list of acquisition partners, Press 3.
  • For our presidential suites, Press 4.
  • For our propane storage, press 5.
  • For all other locations, press 6.
  • *0, 3*
  • For presidential communications, press 1.
  • For acquisitions, press 2.
  • For security communications, Press 3.
  • For shipping and receiving communications, press 4.
  • psychic: wtf
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