Well, Komachi, I made it, despite your directions. Ah, Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Yeah…
Gasp! Oh, ye gods! My roast is damned! But what if… I were to purchase yakitori and disguise it as my own cooking? Touhouhohoho, scarletly devilish, Komachi! Uh… *sniff*
Komachi, with her crazy explanations. The Queen Yama Judge is gonna need her medication When she hears Komachi’s lame exaggerations, There’ll be trouble in Hell tonight!
KOMACHI! Yamaxanadu, I was just, uh… stretching my calves on the windowsill. Keep myself tall and imposing! Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Komachi? Uh-uh oooh, that isn’t smoke. That’s sin. Sin from the damned souls we’re having. Mmm-mmm, damned souls.
Yamaxanadu, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering grilled lampreys. I thought we were having damned souls. Oh, no, I said lammed souls. That’s what I call grilled lampreys. You called grilled lampreys “lammed souls.” Yes, It’s a sectarian dialect. Yuh-huh. What sect? Uh… Japanese Buddhism? Really? Well, I’m a jizou statue, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “lammed souls.” Oh, not for jizou statues, no, it’s a Zen koan. I see.
You know, these grilled lampreys are quite similar to the ones they have at Lorelei’s Yakitori. Touhouhoho, no, Patented Onozuka lampreys. Old shinigami recipe! For lammed souls. Yes. Yes, and you call them lammed souls despite the fact that they are obviously bodies. Yea… You know the… One thing I sh-… Excuse me for one second. Of course.
YAWN! Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I’m pooped. Yes, I should be- GOOD KANNUSHI WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE? …The spider lily bloom? Th- The spider lily bloom! At this time of saeculum, at this time of day, in this part of Gensokyo, localized entirely within your kitchen. Yes! May I see it? …No.
Komachi! The house is on fire! No, Yuuka, it’s just the Higan bloom! Well, Komachi, you are an odd shinigami, but I must say, you lam a good soul. Help! Heeeelp! (Flandre driving a twuck)
Medicine technically was a child’s toy, until she got abandoned at a field of suzuran.. :( Among all the characters in PoFV, she’s my favorite opponent since being slowed down is actually kinda helpful in some situations, unlike the others who bombard your screen with more bullets lol.