• Touhou 06: The vampire bitch fucked the sun.
  • Touhou 07: The ghost bitch fucked the spring.
  • Touhou 7.5: The honry bitch fucked the parties.
  • Touhou 08: The space bitch fucked the moon.
  • Touhou 09: The death bitch fucked her job.
  • Touhou 9.5: The tengu bitch fucked everyone.
  • Touhou 10: The god bitch fucked the mountain.
  • Touhou 10.5: The angel bitch fucked weather.
  • Touhou 11: The god bitch fucked a crow.
  • Touhou 12: The god bitch fucked buddhism.
  • Touhou 12.3: The god bitch fucked with science.
  • Touhou 12.5: The tengu bitch fucks news.
  • Touhou 12.8: The fairy bitch fucked bitches.
  • Touhou 13: The god bitch fucked taoism.
  • Touhou 13.5: The mask bitch fucked hope.
  • Touhou 14: The reverse bitch fucked society.
  • Touhou 14.3: The reverse bitch fucked again.
  • Touhou 14.5: The psychic bitch fucked Gensokyo.
  • Touhou 15: The god bitch fucked the moon.

Well, Komachi, I made it, despite your directions.
Ah, Shiki Eiki Yamaxanadu, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

Gasp! Oh, ye gods! My roast is damned! But what if… I were to purchase yakitori and disguise it as my own cooking? Touhouhohoho, scarletly devilish, Komachi!
Uh… *sniff*

Komachi, with her crazy explanations.
The Queen Yama Judge is gonna need her medication
When she hears Komachi’s lame exaggerations,
There’ll be trouble in Hell tonight!

Yamaxanadu, I was just, uh… stretching my calves on the windowsill. Keep myself tall and imposing! Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Komachi?
Uh-uh oooh, that isn’t smoke. That’s sin. Sin from the damned souls we’re having. Mmm-mmm, damned souls.


Yamaxanadu, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering grilled lampreys.
I thought we were having damned souls.
Oh, no, I said lammed souls. That’s what I call grilled lampreys.
You called grilled lampreys “lammed souls.”
Yes, It’s a sectarian dialect.
Yuh-huh. What sect?
Uh… Japanese Buddhism?
Really? Well, I’m a jizou statue, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “lammed souls.”
Oh, not for jizou statues, no, it’s a Zen koan.
I see.

You know, these grilled lampreys are quite similar to the ones they have at Lorelei’s Yakitori.
Touhouhoho, no, Patented Onozuka lampreys. Old shinigami recipe!
For lammed souls.
Yes, and you call them lammed souls despite the fact that they are obviously bodies.
Yea… You know the… One thing I sh-… Excuse me for one second.
Of course.

YAWN! Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I’m pooped.
…The spider lily bloom?
Th- The spider lily bloom! At this time of saeculum, at this time of day, in this part of Gensokyo, localized entirely within your kitchen.
May I see it?

Komachi! The house is on fire!
No, Yuuka, it’s just the Higan bloom!
Well, Komachi, you are an odd shinigami, but I must say, you lam a good soul.
Help! Heeeelp!
(Flandre driving a twuck)

I really suck at backgrounds..

Prompt: A child’s toy turned demonic.

Medicine technically was a child’s toy, until she got abandoned at a field of suzuran.. :(
Among all the characters in PoFV, she’s my favorite opponent since being slowed down is actually kinda helpful in some situations, unlike the others who bombard your screen with more bullets lol.