Were you always a morning person? Or is this a side effect from having kids?
It’s a glorious side effect like the broken blood vessel in my eye from labor, the saggy now ‘B-ish’ cups, the constant need for caffeine, a developed tolerance to Laurie Berkner, and my sexual attraction to Steve from Blue’s Clues.
I know that it’s the midwest, and Indiana at that (which I think is worse), and we have weird fucking whether all year round, but I will never get used to it. I’ve been here on this Earth for 22 years and I don’t think I will ever understand. Ever. It’s weird and obnoxious, but that just means that I fit in more perfectly here.