phan-proof

  • Person:but you know phan isn't re-
  • Me:2/12/2009 AT 2:16AM DAN HOWELL TWEETED "UMA THURMAN JUST WATCHED ME HAVE SEX."
  • Me, gripping your collar:HE WAS AT PHIL'S HOUSE, STAYING IN HIS ROOM.
  • Me, shaking you aggressively:PHIL HAS A KILL BILL POSTER ON THE INSIDE OF HIS DOOR. UMA THURMAN IS ON THAT POSTER.
  • *in a crowded room*
  • Phil:wait where's Dan
  • *uses hands as megaphone*
  • DAN HOWELL IS SO POSH
  • Dan:*from other side of room*
  • ARTICULATE
  • Phil:there he is