There’s a wall in their school where people write anonymous confessions and scribble nonsense and leave doodles. The administration have tried to paint over it a few times but it always gets covered again, so instead they just tell everyone to keep it civil and PG.
One day Mike Stamford finds on the wall, tucked away between all the chaotic graffiti, a very intriguing message:
I’m gay and hopelessly in love with the rugby captain
The words are written so small it’s almost illegible, but that doesn’t stop Mike (and the rest of the rugby lads) from making it their mission in life to find the boy who’s in love with their beloved (and recently out as bisexual) Captain John Watson.
They take a picture of the message, enhance it, and start passing out fliers and searching for the secret admirer like it’s their job. By the time John finds out about it, the school is covered in the fliers and there’s nothing he can do to stop them.
John really wishes they’d asked his opinion before they started this ridiculous search. He knows they meant well, but John’s heart is already taken. He’s been lovesick over his shy lab partner Sherlock Holmes for ages.
Genre: fluff, romance, comedy, halloween!au, single parent!au
Summary: When the writer Baekhyun scared off the little trick or treaters in his apartment block, even if it annoyed Chanyeol, the single dad from 61B.
Admin Notes: this is such an early halloween treat and i must say this is the cutest and i loooveeee it so much!! 😍 i live for single dad!yeol and of course sassy!baek ((feat. mongryong🐶)) omg this is the recipe for love 💖 ((and chanhun as father and son yaaas)) i love the nature of baekyeol’s relationship, as well as sebaek 😂, and how it bloomed into love im in tears 😢 i also love how baekhyun had wormed his way into baby sehun and daddy chanyeol’s heart, without even trying, and completed their family yes this is what i live for 💖💕💓❤🙆♀️ - Admin Elle ♡
“You’d think they’d stop sending us on away missions,” he agreed. Honestly, between the poisonous plants of their last planet, and Lance’s tendency to always end up on the business end of every blaster or pointy ended stick, Allura was just being inefficient at this point.
Or, five times Keith kissed Lance but the situation was less than ideal, and one time Lance finally kissed him back. [5+1 Times]
supermassive black hole by epiproctan (NC-17, 7k) Summary:Keith has always known that he wasn’t going to get what he truly wants out of the arrangement, but he also hadn’t ever imagined that it would just…end.
aka that classic fic where lance wants to stop hooking up but keith wants something else entirely [Friends with Benefits, Mutual Pining]
you never stood a chance by kagshina (PG, 12k) Summary:lance to hunk ♡ >i’m gonna fukin die hunk oh mygod i sent >keith a work out selfie that i wan supposed to fcukin send to you and you know what it said >”BET YOU WANNA LICK THESE NIPS” >HUNK I WILL NEVE BE ABLE TO FCE HIM AGAIN I WANT TO DI E
(Or, Keith is beautiful, Lance has a crush, and there’s lots of shirtless selfies) [College AU/Snapchat]
Love and Other Questions by squirenonny (PG, 46.6k, WIP) Summary: One week after news of the Kerberos disaster broke, Pidge receives a new Mark–proof that Matt is still alive. She breaks into the Garrison to find him, only to find herself caught up in the fight for the fate of the universe.
Keith keeps his arms covered so he doesn’t have to watch Shiro’s scars compounding on his skin–but doing so means cutting off contact with his romantic soulmate, who greets him each morning with a new (and terrible) pickup line.
Shiro and Matt thought they were the luckiest people alive when they found out they were going to Kerberos together. But Shiro hasn’t seen Matt’s untidy scrawl on his arm in almost a year, and he has no idea if his soulmate is even still alive.
[Canonverse Soulmate AU with romantic and platonic soulmates (and some gray areas in between)] [Soulmates and Soulmate Marks, WIP]
Save a Horse (But Also Spare the Cowboy)by Mytay (PG, 0.8k) Summary:“Keith, did you just break out your Texas for me? Did you just make a space cowboy pun for me?” “No. Also, the fact that bad jokes turn you on explains so much.” [Space Cowboys]
That was the only thought in Lance’s mind right now, as he tried to make himself comfortable on the awkward nest of blankets, pillows, and sleeping bags. This was all Pidge’s fault. They’d offhandedly mentioned something about having a sleepover party once with their friends, and Allura had immediately picked up on the idea, insisting that it’d be “an excellent team-building opportunity”. And that was how the five Paladins of Voltron and the two Alteans had ended up building a sort of fort in the bridge of the Castle of Lions, and playing the most heinous game known to mankind.
Truth or Dare. [Team Bonding]
Your Love Has Shown Me Proof by freshia (PG, 22.4k) Summary:“This situation is a bit more complicated than we initially realized.” Lance raises an eyebrow, but Pidge is the one to question that. “Define complicated.” Allura takes no more time beating around the bush, “Well, I received a transmission. Keith and Lance–from the future, that is–would like to have their daughter back.”
or: Lance and Keith deal with a walking spoiler, in the form of a little girl who just wants to get back to her own home. [Time Travel, Kid Fic]
dynamic by kagshina (PG, 13.5k, WIP) Summary: “So, uh,” Keith starts, and Lance notices the way he shifts, like he’s not quite sure how to say what he wants to say. “How are we gonna…do this?”
Before answering the question, Lance makes a quick list in his head of things he should never do: Ask the boy he has a huge crush on to be his fake boyfriend for the sake of proving a point (even if Lance thinks he’s going to say no, because apparently he might actually say yes!) [Fake/Pretend Relationship, WIP]
You stole a BABY?! by genericfanatic (PG, 24.3k) Summary: The castle ship has a new stowaway, and Keith and Lance must figure out how to take care of them without alerting the rest of the crew. [Kid Fic, Accidental Baby Acquisition]
Rushing To Say Nothing by LynnLarsh (NC-17, 36.7k) Summary:“What the hell was that?” Keith says, sounding strangely pissed. Probably jealous; whatever happened, Lance is a lucky son of a bitch and Keith knows it. Coran clears his throat before answering, and when Lance finally pulls his eyes away from the crowd, that purplish blush from earlier has increased to a noticeable shade of violet across his cheeks. “It seems our boy Lance here has just been propositioned by the local brothel.”
A.k.a. That time Lance went into an alien brothel to prove a point and came out perhaps a little too enlightened.
The Little Things by fairietailed (G, 1.6k) Summary: On Friday Hunk can hear the two of them behind him as they walk to the control room, and he swears he hears something akin to a kiss, and Keith whispering.
“That’s 10-7, Cargo Pilot. Try catching up.”
When Hunk turns around Lance is bright red, and there’s a foot of space between him and Keith.Or maybe he’s imagining things? [Secret Relationship]
Marital Mayhem by genello (PG, 26k, WIP) Summary: Cornered by the Galra, Lance and Keith find shelter in a local temple. There’s just one problem—the natives seem to think the two of them are engaged. [Fake/Pretend Relationship, WIP]
Burning Love by TeaAndKittens (NC-17, 7k, WIP) Summary: An injury sustained on the job for firefighter Keith means an extended medical leave that makes him feel useless and angry. He’s so desperate to get back to his crew at Station 5 that he’s almost willing to try anything - except yoga. Especially after Hunk calls this friend of his that owns a yoga studio and Keith gets supporting evidence for his claim that only crazy people practice yoga.
Somehow, despite all of that, Hunk and Shiro manage to bully him into at least trying it. He shows up for that first class expecting to hate it. What he’s not expecting is for Hunk’s friend to be hot like the fire of a thousand suns. Or even more insane in person.
Or: Keith’s life. So Hard. [Firefighter/Yoga Instructor AU, WIP]
“Oh wait..wait, shit! Shit! Did I marry a hot babe last night? Talk about a wild birthday!” Lance crows, waving his arms with glee.
“No,” says Keith. “You married me.”
In which the paladins visit Las Vegas for Lance’s 21st birthday, Keith and Lance get married, Allura goes missing, Pidge gets arrested, and Shiro goes to the spa. [Accidentally Married in Vegas - still in universe not au! WIP]
Seven Daysby MilkTeaMiku (NR, 63.5k, Series) Summary: The Galra has a new weapon that de-ages the Paladins into babies for a week. [De-aged/Kid Fic]
Thank God For Hometowns by merycula (thanksillpass) (PG, 6.5k) Summary: Lance tells his grandparents that he has a boyfriend to get them off his back, and is forced to ask his neighbor Keith to pretend to date him when they come with a visit. [Fake Dating]
“Did god send you? Are you an angel?” Keith didn’t look very frightened as this concept of being dead worked its way out of him. Lance ran a hand through his own hair, smiling wryly.
“Please, eat the cracker, Keith.”
“What’s your name?” Keith’s voice cracked, desperately, excitedly. “Please. Who are you?”
“My name is Lance,” Lance paused, nerves sitting uncomfortably in the bottom of his stomach– deep, in the part he never searched. He licked his lips and ran a hand through his unwashed hair. “I’m, um, I’m your fiancé.” [Amnesia]
On Thin Iceby Minadora (R, 150k, WIP) Summary: This multi-chapter fic chronicles the lives of a hockey player named Keith who gets forcibly enlisted into figure skating lessons by his brother, Shiro, to “work on his footwork”. There he meets a pompous - yet talented - figure skater named Lance and gets swept away by both the sport and the skater. [Ice Hockey/Figure Skater AU]
Summary: Chanyeol never imagined that a simple box could mean so much.
Admin Notes: OMGG this is literally the cutest & the sweetest MPREG fic i’ve ever read!! Definitely my favorite so far in the housewarming fest, thank you so much author!! Looking forward to the reveals! - Admin Shiba
Summary: Baekhyun prepared a juice with a few drops of love potion to make his crush fall in love with him, but a certain stupid giant drank what is intended for his crush. To say that Baekhyun is horrified is an understatement.
Pretzel Week - Fake Dating Trope in the Enchanted Forest
One drink. It was all Emma needed to steel her nerves.
Pulling the hood up over her long plait of blonde hair, she ducked into the
small tavern nearest the castle. It was a seafarer’s haunt, so she knew the
patrons would largely be those passing through Misthaven on their way to other
destinations. She swept in through the door and made her way past a crowd of
burly sailors before settling at a small table nearest the window. She turned
her back to the outside and looked around for the nearest serving wench.
“What can I get you?” A pretty young girl asked, swinging
her skirts up against the table as she collected the tankards left by the
Emma kept her head down and hood on to avoid being
recognized. “An ale, please,” she slid a shiny silver coin across the table.
The girl picked up the coin and hurried off to the bar to place the order.
Looking up, Emma watched the girl go before relaxing into her chair. The day
had been long and arduous.
Negotiations were taking place amongst her father and the
heads of several other kingdoms. Emma was required to sit in on the talks,
considering she seemed to be the largest bargaining chip King David had to his
name. Her future was up in the air. She would be sold off to a single King or
Prince; whoever presented the largest bid. No matter how much she begged her
father to reconsider an arranged marriage, he always gave her a painful smile
and promised he would find the best suitor possible.
It was maddening for Emma, especially given that her late
mother had spent every night in her youth telling her own beautiful love story.
Queen Snow had promised the Princess an opportunity to find True Love and yet,
her opportunity had never come.
“You’re somethin’ special, aren’t ya?” Came a gruff voice
from the corner, snapping Emma from her thoughts. She glanced in the general
direction of the sound before looking back down to the table and shifting her
position to show disinterest.
“Aww, come on now,” the voice continued. There was a
scraping of wooden chair legs against cobblestone floor, and heavy footsteps
made their way toward her. Emma closed her eyes tightly and swallowed hard.
Confrontation was absolutely the last thing she wanted. “Give us a smile, would
you?” The man continued, placing two large hands on the table in front of her.
“Please, just leave me be,” she sighed, keeping her head
low. “I’m not looking to be social with strangers.”
Everyday anti-fascism applies an anti-fascist outlook to any kind of interaction with fascists, everyday or otherwise. It refuses to accept the dangerous notion that homophobia is just someone’s ‘opinion’ to which they are entitled. It refuses to accept opposition to the basic proposal that 'black lives matter’ as a simple political disagreement. An anti-fascist outlook has no tolerance for 'intolerance.’ It will not 'agree to disagree.’ To those who argue that this would make us no better than Nazis, we must point out that our critique is not against violence, incivility, discrimination, or disrupting speeches in the abstract, but against those who do so in the service of white supremacy, hetero-patriarchy, class oppression, and genocide. The point here is not tactics; it is politics.
honestly I want to put Joss Whedon on trial and read his rejected Wonder Woman script back to him like “you had men call Diana a bitch and a whore, you made a wonder woman movie centred around a man, you dropped your one pg-13 f-bomb to have Steve degrade Diana some more…” and then at the end I give him a serious psycho-analyzation read like “you hate women for not fucking you and only you. All your male protags are men you wish you could be which sucks because they’re all terrible and the fact that you don’t see that will plague your life with misery and loneliness until you die” and honestly I haven’t planned a punishment bc I’m hoping he’ll just burst into flames