Bold what you’ve done:

Gotten a tattoo ; Had multiple piercings ; Had singular piercings ; Had your nails done ; Dyed your hair ; Cut your own hair ; Been in a jail cell ; Had a family member go to jail ; Been high ; Taken hard drugs ; Gotten sick from drinking too much ; Smoked an entire cigarette ; Smoked a cigar ; Sold drugs ; Driven a car ; Owned a car ; Splinched yourself ; Taken the Knight Bus ; Gotten lost ; Been to a country outside of the UK ; Spent more than 3 Galleons on a single meal ; Eaten a magical creature ; Drank Liquid Luck ; Given someone a love potion ; Taken a love potion ; Had an allergic reaction ; Been admitted to St. Mungo’s ; Worn glasses ; Cast a patronus ; Used non-verbal spells (outside of school) ; Had more than one wand ; Had your own wand (not a hand-me-down) ; Gotten a T on an OWL or NEWT ; Saw a merperson ; Incorrectly answered the riddle to the Ravenclaw common room ; Forgot the password to the Gryffindor common room ; Been doused in vinegar for tapping the wrong barrels to the Hufflepuff common room, Forgot the password to the Slytherin common room ; Had sex in a broom closet ; Had sex in public ; Kissed a complete stranger ; Had a threesome ; Cried in public ; Broken up with someone ; Been broken up with ; Been in love ; Tried to face the Whomping Willow ; Listened to muggle music ; Read a muggle book ; Succeeded in baking a cake ; Seen your family in the last month ; Been an aunt/uncle ; Called someone a “Mudblood” ; Been in a duel ; Been in a fist fight ; Thrown a party ; Used magic for nefarious purposes ; Seen a Thestral ; Entered the Forbidden Forest ; Played Quidditch ; Predicted the future ; Worn socks with sandals ; Flashed someone ; Attended a concert ; Splinched someone else during side-along apparition ; Gambled at Silk and Gold’s ; Won a game of Wizard’s Chess ; Melted a cauldron ; Had a spell backfire ; Attended a funeral ; Had an STD ; Been pregnant ; Gotten someone pregnant ; Had an abortion ; Used a condom ; Lived alone ; Performed or exhibited a piece of art for an audience (music, drawing, dancing, etc) ; Learned to play an instrument ; Entered the Ministry of Magic ; Been diagnosed with a mental disorder ; Danced in the rain ; Kissed someone in the rain ; Had a snowball fight ; Invented a spell ; Had a near-death experience ; Said Voldemort’s name ; Stayed awake for 48 hours ; Gone to work hungover ; Gone to class hungover ; Been in a wedding ; Been a godparent ; Bought a cursed object ; Used an Unforgivable ; Had an Unforgivable used on you ; Held a Ministry position ; Woke up in a stranger’s bed ; Woke up outside ; Had detention ; Skived a class ; Skived off work ; Lived outside of the UK for at least a year ; Been jealous of a close friend ; Drank before you were of age ; Stolen something ; Been obliviated ; Told a muggle about the Wizarding world (excluding family)

AU: Alecto snags a position as a Healer in St. Mungo’s. Her brilliance enables her to play the part of concerned doctor long enough to earn the trust of her colleagues. Then, one day, she snaps, carrying out the plan she had from the very beginning, and killing at least 50 patients. Her prowess with a wand, and her conniving wits earn her the title as one of the most terrifying Death Eaters of the Marauder period, despite being a woman, and despite not wanting to join the cause in the first place. One can only guess why she decided to join, and why she was more than willing to kill so many people. She was, however, seen by a onlooker, and was described as smiling, with a tear running down her face. Was it remorse? Or simply joy?

War Machine: A Mulciber Fanmix (x)

i. War Pigs Black Sabbath

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death’s construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds

ii. Ask Me Anything The Strokes

I’ve got nothing to say
I’ve got nothing to give
Got no reason to live
But I’ll kill to survive

iii. Welcome to the Jungle Guns N’ Roses

Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play

iv. Bulls On Parade Rage Against the Machine

Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library
Line up to tha mind cemetery now

v. Artificial Nocturne Metric

I’m just as fucked up as they say
I can’t fake the daytime
Found an entrance to escape into the dark
Got false lights for the sun
It’s an artificial nocturne

vi. Little Girls Say Anything

Don’t you come near me.
Don’t you come close to me.
Why don’t you fear me?
Don’t dance so close to me.

vii. A Little Less Conversation Elvis

A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me

viii. Houdini Foster The People

Rise above, gonna start the war!
What you want, what you need, what’d you come here for?
Well, an eye for an eye and an ‘F’ for fight
They’re taking me down is the prisoners right

ix. All These Things That I’ve Done The Killers

Over and again, last call for sin
While everyone’s lost, the battle is won
With all these things that I’ve done

x. Wishing Well The Airborne Toxic Event

And it doesn’t matter where you spend the night
You just might end up somewhere in a fight, in a fight
Or calling your room on a concrete shelf
Fighting all alone, with yourself, with yourself
And you just wanna feel like a coin that’s been tossed
In a wishing well, a wishing well
A wishing well, a wishing well
Well you’re tossed in the air
And you fell and you fell
Through the dark blue waters
Where you cast your spell
Like you were just a wish that could turn out well

Oh yeah, these are the ones. These are the only hats that anyone has every needed to bring in the New Year and the glitter is only partly gloopy and–

Oh my gods, my hats! I- I mean your hats! No wait, my hats but you. Are you okay? I’m very concerned for your safety I am but if you could just not trend on the hat with the bobble on top that would be great. I just think that’s the one everyone is going to be fighting over and uh– I’m just very sorry.