pevans

  • *Albus and Minerva looking through Jily wedding photos*
  • Albus: I told you they would end up together
  • Minerva: You told me? Hell no, I was on ship Jily since the beginning,
  • Albus: Ship Jily? Please, it’s Pevans
  • Minerva: 'Pevans.' Albus that is just about the worst ship name I’ve ever heard.
  • Albus: Whatever, I still shipped them first.
  • Minerva: Well who was the one who draped Jily posters all over the professors’ lounge?
  • Albus: You made a few banners, big deal. It was me who elected them as head girl and boy.
  • Minerva: You elected them? With my guidance of course! I convinced you that they would be the ultimate power couple!
  • Albus: I simply cannot believe that you just said ‘power couple’ Minerva.”
  • Minerva: I simply cannot believe that you still don’t accept defeat.
  • Albus: Accept defeat? I can assure you that you weren’t the first to ship Pevans.
  • Minerva: It's Jily, and if I wasn’t the first, who was?
  • Minerva and Albus: (Think for a minute.)
  • Albus: Sirius Black.
  • Minerva: Definitely.