the thing is: even after they defeat the rakshasa, it will be back. rakshasa’s hold grudges for…ever??? it’ll keep coming back and attacking vox machina. it will keep coming back no matter how many times they kill it in new ways that none of them will expect. it will get to the point where they’re constantly on edge. they can’t trust anyone because there’s always the chance of it being the rakshasa.
but that also means that it will get to the point that it will keep coming back even though they vastly overpower it. they could defeat it in one round and it’ll be back in like a couple of months, throwing itself at them again determined to defeat them. it won’t? ever? give up?
three in game years from now most of vox machina will basically be fucking god-tier and the rakshasa will just be an annoying little fucker that’s pettier than all of them combined. it will just be an ant to them. a very. very. persistent ant.
it’s never gonna give them up. it’s never gonna let them down. it’s never gonna run around and desert them.
distorqueo (2) (dihs-tore-quay-oh) – to twist, distort; to curl (lips); to roll (eyes)
let’s talk about ancient attitude and sass, guys. i’ve been reading way too much fanfic and i gotta say, this verb is the way to go for ancient ‘tude. you wanna describe how cleopatra responds to a dumb idea of antony’s? you wanna imagine lesbia reacting to catullus on one of their bad nights? this is the verb for you:
this lady is so done with her hubby’s shit
this guy? about to call everyone out for being pettier than he is
this sphinx? she boutta fuck shit up for eeeeveryone in thebes and she’s looking sassy af while doing it.
***Spoilers for Game of Thrones Episode “The Door” to follow. You’ve been warned.***
“I’m not goin’ bury my direwolf! My direwolf goin’ bury me!”
You fucking Stark kids, man. You fucking Stark kids out here losing y’all’s partnas? I said Partnas! Not pets. Not companions, muhfuckin’ partnas, ride or dies, your fucking sigil bannermen out to the wild, man. Y’all got the game all the way fucked up. Fuck the North remembering right now, the hood still remembers how Lady went out. Lady was the first Stark direwolf to take the fucking “L”, an “L” that wasn’t even hers to take too.
Ned had to fuckin’ ice Lady because Cersei was pettier than all fuck, man. Shit, you mean to tell me the glass ceiling comes for your gender no matter the species too doe? For really real? Ned walked over to her somber as hell and Lady was like,”oh hey man… you gon’ take this collar off? Kinda tight around the neck, nah mean? Oh you’re petting me? Never spent much time doing that before but okay…”
“…ummm what’s with the knife? Whoa! WHOA! AYE, I AIN’T E’UN DO NUTTIN’!”
15 ways to zap your annoyance before it ruins your day
Stuck moment:Hey, did you see that waiter just bump into me and not apologize? How rude! That loud group over there is making me crazy… And that woman — can’t she control her kids? I’ve been looking forward to this party so much, but now I’m so irritated that I can’t even enjoy being here.
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It’s an awful feeling when self-control slips through your fingers. Your body floods with stress and irritation, and you feel like a smaller, pettier version of yourself — clouded by emotion and unpleasant to be around. And that unpleasantness can ripple outward, undermining relationships and affecting everyone’s mood.
Employing simple, mood-saving tactics to help you maintain your balance can make all the difference when dealing with everyday annoyances. Because, face it, annoying people are here to stay. (And sometimes, without intending to be, we can be annoying, too.) While you may not always be able to come to terms with the other person, you’ll be able to control your own vexation — allowing you to manage a frustrating situation with reason and grace instead of getting stuck in a sinkhole of frustration and negativity.
Here are 15 strategies to try to help you take the sting out of whatever (or whomever) is getting under your skin.
FOR CHRONIC ANNOYANCES Use these tactics to deal with repeated annoyances by familiar offenders (e.g., the nosy in-law, the gossipy colleague).
1. Count what you’re grateful for Think of three things you appreciate about the other person. Reminding yourself that they have positive qualities to balance the annoying ones will help you take the aggravation in stride.
2. Be aware of your pet peeves It could be that the bee in your bonnet is due to your personal peeves and preferences. Replace a mindset of blame (“she is so obnoxious!”) with one of personal responsibility (“okay, maybe I’m a tiny bit uptight about this”).
3. Flag it for later If your boss keeps giving you last minute work, or your neighbor keeps stealing your newspaper, you’ll need to have a confrontation for your long-term peace of mind — but when your blood pressure is rising is not the time. Stop. Breathe. Make a mental note to speak to the other person later, when you’re calm and in control. For some useful feedback strategies, use our guide “How to stop being a reluctant confronter”.
4. Avoid stockpiling your complaints If you have to address an annoying incident in the moment, avoid dredging up every bothersome thing the other person had ever done. You’ll just get even more worked up — and antagonism rarely produces a positive result.
5. Offer an alternative you can both live with When you do confront the other person, offer a solution. For example, if you’re annoyed that your coworker plays her music too loud, suggest a great, inexpensive pair of headphones that she might buy.
FOR ONE-OFF ANNOYANCES Use these tactics for those random encounters with annoying strangers (e.g., the line jumper, the arguing couple in the subway).
6. Do a mental cost-benefit A. Is it worth your energy to get worked up? Or, B. Are you likely to forget about this in an hour? Run through this mental A/B test to remind yourself that it’s probably just not worth it to get hot and bothered.
7. Catch a sympathetic eye Sometimes, just knowing that you’re not alone in this experience can soothe your nerves. If you’ve got a witness to your suffering, catching their eye to share a sympathetic glance will release some of your tension.
8. But don’t make faces Rolling your eyes, making rude gestures, or huffing to broadcast your annoyance can aggravate the situation. Controlling your body language helps the situation from getting out of hand.
9. Tweet it, text it, or micro-blog it If it’s an option, pull out your phone and start narrating a comical play-by-play to a friend. This works if you’re victim to an annoying incident in a public setting, such as a rowdy table at a quiet café where you’re trying to work.
FOR ALL VARIETIES OF ANNOYANCE Whether you’re dealing with road hogs or an overbearing family member, these tactics can help.
10. Make a funny story out of it Another way to use humor and storytelling to take the edge off is to pretend you’re in an episode of your favorite absurdist TV show, like Seinfeld or Louis. Imagine how you’d retell the incident for maximum irony and laughs.
11. Make a graceful exit An oldie but goodie: If it’s an option, make a polite getaway before you lose your cool. A 10-minute head clearing walk can works wonders.
12. Or make a virtual exit If you’re stuck in place, try an exercise in which you focus on an image of a place you love (e.g., your favorite armchair, a summer beach house) and visualize yourself there. Count to 10 and let your happy place’s restful effects wash through you.
13. Kill it with kindness Ask politely how you can fix the problem, or help put the other person at ease. The honey vs. vinegar strategy can halt someone’s — even a stranger’s — insensitive behavior in its tracks, helping the person to see the incident from an outside perspective.
14. Remember that you’ve been there too We’ve all been the annoying person before — even you. Reminding yourself that no one’s perfect will help you dial up empathy to stay calm and disengaged.
15. Buffer your patience by taking care of yourself Stress and lack of sleep are notorious causes for a short fuse. If you find yourself in a constant state of irritation, take some time to think about how poor diet, exercise, sleep, and work habits might be affecting you. And then make some changes so you can stop letting your exasperation get the best of you.
Fiona Apple’s song Sullen Girl meant a lot to me back when I was still working as a student-writer for my school’s publication. I used to quote her as part of my bio, under the pseudo-name, Anonymuse. I’d like to think I’m way past that stage already, however and I cannot even remember why I was like that back then. Simply put, my issues then were definitely pettier than the things I am facing now but I won’t let them defeat me and kick my spirits under the curb.
This is my attempt at life and growing up and surviving the perks and perils of adulthood. I’ll always have the sullen girl persona no matter what I do. I’m learning to embrace everything, everything I am capable of, even with false enthusiasm. I’m training myself to be prepared for what’s ahead of me and to get past what I left (and leaving) behind.
Not sure how to work a child unit in with Crescent but I wanted to design one, even if she’s never used. A very quick sheet. She goes by “Jaime” or “Touya”, depending on who you are and what your business is.