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GOT7 REACTS TO: Having a chic s/o

Anon Asked: Got7 reacts to having a chic/savage S/o?

So you’re asking me to do a reaction of Got7 dating me? - Admin Dayna


While he’s absolutely immune and unfazed to your generally cold shoulder, he likes to be a little extra and fake hurt just to annoy you a bit. He’d laugh off your harsher words like it’s nothing, but put on an entire theatrical death scene to your tamer, pettier jabs.

Your attitude never really hurts his feelings much. You usually only ever act that way in public anyways. During intimate moments you were warmer and far more affectionate then you put off. 

So for the most part Mark just rolls with it.

Originally posted by ultranicolet


It’s like Jaebum is dating Jaebum. 

The entire relationship’s foundation is saying the exact opposite of what you actually mean or do. He’d tell you “I love you” you tell him to fuck off. You’d ask him to do you a favor and he’d just tell you to get tf up and do it yourself… only for him to get up and do it anyways. 

“You know you’re extremely luck to be dating me, [y/n].”

“You say that because you don’t have to wake up to see your ugly face in the morning.”

“It’s this very attitude why I always leave your ass on read.”

Honestly, people outside of the relationship really don’t understand how you guys are even together.

“Alright, I’m ready to go, Jae.”

“… you can’t stand beside me dressed like that, Jagi. 3 meter radius distance.”

“My foot is about to be 3 meters up your ass.”

Originally posted by wellhell0therenicetomeetyou


Clingy BF x10000000000


Jackson will pay you a compliment and will never let you get away with a half-assed, response. If you don’t act like the Earth hasn’t shifted off its access after getting a compliment from thee Wang Jackson himself, he will pester the fuck out of you until he does. 

You can be as chic and savage all you want, Jackson WILL NOT leave you alone until he gets the answer he wants.

“Jagi~! That shirt looks really good on you! Yellow is your color.”

“I know.”


“I said that shirt looks really good on you! Yellow is your color!”

“I know… everything looks good on me.”

“Aish… this [insert your gender here] I swear - I SAID, THAT SHIRT LOOKS REALLY GOOD ON YOU! YELLOW IS YOUR COLOR!”

Originally posted by jypnior


[Insert Street Fighter BG Music here]



If Jung motherfucking Jinyoung gives you his time of day and you don’t appreciate that shit, he won’t let you live another day without remembering how you’ve wronged him. Remember that one time he blew you a kiss and you pretended to catch it and throw it away? Yeah. He remembers that, too. Remember when he complimented your hair but you insulted his own right after? Yup. He remembers that, too. Vividly. Remember when you told Youngjae he was adorable but when Jinyoung did aegyo for you, you told him that he’s creeping you out? WelL GUESS TF WHAT?


Originally posted by the-princejinyoung


*Gif* “Hey now… don’t be like that…”

Suppose opposites do attract.

While Youngjae showers you with affection and the romantic cliches, You respond with insults and sassy clapbacks. From an outside perspective you just look like a really awful s/o (oop), but Youngjae honestly finds it hilarious.

Just like Mark, he’s immune to your chic attitude and savagery…

Maybe he’s been around Jaebum and Jinyoung for too long…

Originally posted by marksseunie


He’s gotten used to your attitude, and responds to it in his own way - annoying the shit out of you. It was just the way you guys showed love to one another. You bully tf out of him, he gets on your ever lasting nerves, and the two of you live happily ever after.

It must be working out pretty damn well for you guys.

Nobody has ever seen such an uhh… eccentric… couple.

Originally posted by jypnior


Spongemock Meme™

You: You like acting like I’m not out of your league and can’t do better.

Yugyeom: YoU lIKe aCtiNg LiKe i’M noT OuT oF yOuR LEaGuE aNd cAn’T dO BeTtEr.

Originally posted by softbeommie

I work for an IT department for a very large college at my university. We’re all students, except for a handful of staffers, and we do everything IT and more for the college.

Every summer my team reinstalls Windows and brand new versions of all of the complex scientific/engineering software on all of our student computer lab machines and our remote schoolwork servers. We ask professors to come in before we deploy everything to make sure everything they use will work for the new school year. One software package that is known for causing trouble is called AutoCAD, so typically the professor that requests this program comes in and tests it out.

This particular summer, the professor didn’t come in to test it out. A few weeks into the semester, he sends in a help desk ticket telling us that a portion of the program doesn’t work correctly. We’re a bit annoyed since he could have caught this before he needed it, but we tell him we’ll look into it ASAP since there is a lot of new semester work to do.

It takes us a while to determine any possible cause of the issues he’s experiencing. We keep him regularly updated for the week since we received his ticket buuut apparently that was not enough.

The professor shows up at the help desk one day in a rage, and demands to see my team’s supervisor. My team works in a computer lab on the floor above the help desk, so the help desk tells him to go upstairs to talk to my supervisor.

Apparently, the professor goes up to the computer lab and sees the door is closed (but unlocked). He asks a random student where my supervisor is, and obviously the kid has no idea who he’s talking about and probably isn’t customer-service-polite to him.

The professor storms back to the help desk, starts yelling at the kid at the help desk that the staff upstairs was rude to him and wouldn’t let him into the computer lab. Help desk calmly sends a message to my team’s slack channel that the professor has requested someone to meet him at the door of the lab and lead him in. At this point, no one on my team knows what’s going on, we only find out the story afterwards. So I go and meet the professor.

Professor proceeds to scream at my supervisor (also a student) in front of the entire packed lab. My supervisor leads him into our storage closet so he’s not screaming in front of all the students. You can still hear him yelling obscenities and chewing us out for tackling a difficult problem and not fixing it instantaneously.

15 minutes later, he leaves, and my supervisor comes out and says “I’m going home.” He later talks to our boss (a full fledged staffer) about what transpires.

A few days later, we receive a reply to the ticket from the professor apologizing for his conduct. But then he has the audacity to say “I will be discussing (name of the IT group)’s poor service to the college dean.” Oh yeah, that’s gonna fly.

My boss replies in turn that his conduct was grossly inappropriate and he has no right to scream at students. She also says “I will also be speaking with the college dean about your actions.” Ohhh snap.

In my team, we mainly work with other students and the occasional professor, but the help desk gets all sorts of professors and others there. Apparently being screamed at is so common that they’re installing a panic button that calls campus police.

Tl;dr Software is difficult to fix sometimes, and a week of regular support ticket updates as we try to fix it is not good enough for a professor, who then yells at 3 separate student workers and finally gets chewed out by the college dean.

I’ve got another, slightly pettier story to share but we’ll see how this one goes

I enjoy this Rick, its a pettier and more methodical Rick.

It’s a Rick who will take pics of you pissing your pants and your soldiers dead so he can show a Powerpoint presentation to you at a later date after he has tied you up…

so that he can explain to you, with pictures and reports, that he is better than you in every single way.

Honestly, I live for this Rick. This is 100% Michonne’s impact, btw.

  • listen it takes a lot for daniel to dislike somebody
  • so how’d you do it??? the answer is simple: you told the entire class that you thought dogs were better than cats
  • everyone in the class who knew daniel: oh sHIT
  • it wasn’t that you didn’t like cats it was more of you just liked dogs more and it came out wrong
  • and instantly the cat enthusiast stood up and was like…can u pls not say that
  • and that just flipped that lil competition switch in your brain and you proceeded to tell him how dogs were more loyal and active
  • daniel: gives you facts and statistics on how cute cats are and the percentage of ppl who prefer cats
  • and that was the day that you and kang daniel became enemies
  • which was a shock to like the entire school bc someone actually pissed off kANG DAN I EL???????
  • whenever u see him the hallways u make this face and just go DOGS and daniel would make the same face and go CATS
  • you know how in a lot of dramas/anime bullies destroy a person’s locker by spilling milk or whatever all over it??
  • well in y'all case u bully him by taping like 90 dog pictures everywhere inside his locker and writing with a sharpie WOOF WOOF BITCH
  • and daniel does the same w you lmao can you imagine this boy arriving to school early to tape a billion cat pictures in your locker and writing MEOW MEOW MOTHERFRICKER
  • seongwoo literally never thought there would be a day when daniel got pettier than him
  • the pettiness continues until one day you two accidentally meet each other outside of school
  • at a pet shop!!
  • when you two made eye contact it was a major FREEZE for a split second and instantly turned away thinking one word: shit
  • y'all tried so hard not to bump into the other but ofc that doesn’t happen :^) bc u two were actually headed for the same area
  • you two happen to end up……in the cat food section………
  • he saw you and without thinking he just went “why are you over here??”
  • you got a lil defensive and said “I didn’t say that I HATED cats I just…like dogs a lil more”
  • he’s still confused and asked why you were buying cat food and you explained to him that you were gonna feed the stray cats in your neighborhood and he’s like…oh…….
  • you tell him that you can’t have pets but you love animals so like…you can only play around with the strays man and he’s like well… that case I recommend this brand 
  • you laugh and ur like after all that bullying you’re still being nice wtf man lol and he scratches his head and just says well I mean the dog pictures are pre cute tbh and it’s kinda funny hehe
  • and he shoots you that cute ass bunny smile with the lil laugh and everything and your heart does like sixteen flips and ur like oh no
  • and after that day y'all lose that bitterness and distaste towards each other and all that pettiness becomes a lot more friendly based
  • whenever you two see each in the hallways now daniel mouths “cats” and giggles and you go “dogs” back at him and wink and it just becomes this little inside joke
  • it’s actually so cute and all your friends are like omfg u two need to date pls
F*** you, in Black and White

My boss is an inept, whiny, pusillanimous twatwaffle. Because he’s a brown-noser with his superiors, it is of course most important that he be a condescending jackass to his department staff. He makes small problems big, and big problems become major issues. He makes my (utterly amazing) supervisor cry. He makes snide remarks about how he doesn’t have to be so generous with our compensation (which, due to company structure, actually has little to do with him). He is a Class A Asshole.

Being that he is my boss, I am unable to tell him precisely how useless and pathetic I find his existence to be. My ire must be expressed in pettier ways.

Once a week there is a specific report I run, make 15 pretty copies of, and provide for him to present in a staff meeting with his superiors. Knowing his constant fear of offending or disturbing the executives in any way, today I printed 14 lovely color copies of the report, and one black-and-white report from the printer that has a wonky roller, so the print is kind of smudgy. Oops, the color ink must have run out!

I know there is no way he will present a slightly blurry, black-and-white report to anyone in the room - he’ll distribute the pretty color ones, and keep the ugly one for himself. I took care to further smudge some of the ink so he can’t read the smaller figures, too.

Have fun in staff, asshole.

Honestly the biggest shout out to harry cause he (I genuinely don’t know how) has always managed to stay polite every single time he has been asked about her even if she’s still using any chance she gets to make him look like a womanizer selfish asshole. I don’t know how you do it harry, but you really are an example and with your kindness you always manage to make her look even meaner and pettier and more pathetic and I love you for it. You deserve better, my love, I can’t wait till the day your names are no longer associated.

there seems to be a little army of us on wikipedia making small changes to MLR’s page to make it slightly pettier every couple hours and i’m living for it

anonymous asked:

I’m usually a really passive person who just complains a lot about customer, but recently this one customer got me so petty. I gave his business a bad review because he came into the bank I work at and was a complete jerk for picking at my speaking and then got mad at me for not being able to find his account because he gave me the wrong ssn. I made sure to keep the review vague, so I don’t ruin my bank‘s images and give myself away. If he comes again and is ruder, then I’ll be pettier

misstchotchke  asked:

for the otp meme: merthur, 1-30? ^^

1) Who is the most affectionate?

Merlin’s definitely the more likely to initiate PDA. Arthur tends to get a little embarrassed by it if anyone’s around, but he always accepts it anyway cuz he can’t get enough of it. He’s just a little too repressed to reach out himself, always a tiiiny bit afraid that he’ll be rebuffed.

2) Big spoon/Little spoon?


3) Most common argument?

They don’t communicate very well. They both tend to make decisions for the both of them without consulting the other, Arthur because he forgets that Merlin’s opinion might differ from his and Merlin because he just assumes he knows what Arthur’s answer will be already so doesn’t need to ask, and that doesn’t usually turn out very well.

4) Favorite non-sexual activity?

Anything that they can make into a competition, lol. They will compete on anything, like monopoly or how far they can skip rocks or who can carry more grocery bags in from the car at once, and make the most outrageous and ridiculous bets on it. The bets are a competition in and of themselves, tbh, just getting sillier and pettier every time (the number of times they have had to literally lick each other’s boots is just stupid). It’s all in good fun, tho, and there’s plenty of laughs all around either way it goes.

5) Who is most likely to carry the other?

Like literally carry? Arthur. He’s got the muscles and he can hoist Merlin up without much trouble. (Merlin can lift Arthur if he really wants to but it’s not a particularly fun or romantic experience for either of them, lol).

6) What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?

Arthur has a thing for Merlin’s hands. They’re long and nimble and gentle and strong all at once. And Merlin, for his part, just really loves Arthur’s eyes. They’re a different kind of blue than his own, a lighter clearer kind, and he loves them a lot. Arthur gets embarrassed when Merlin just wants to stare longingly into his eyes tho, sometimes that’s just too intimate (at least when he realizes that’s what’s happening, lol, other times they just get caught up in each other and don’t notice that it’s been twenty seconds since they last blinked or looked away).

7) What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

They get awkward as fuck. Arthur is normally a very confidence person, but as soon as he’s faced with someone whose opinion he actually cares about, he gets rambly and blushy and drops things and tries waaaay too hard. Merlin’s slightly better off, but he’s twice as likely to trip on air and will cut and run (sometimes mid-sentence) if he thinks he’s making an idiot of himself.

8) Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?

They’re not really big on nicknames. Occasionally Merlin will take a leaf out of Gwaine’s book and call Arthur princess, but he does so in full knowledge that Arthur will make him pay for.

9) Who worries the most?

Merlin is MADE of worry. It is his natural state of being and nothing can stop it. Arthur worries when they’re in dangerous circumstances of course, Merlin is his top priority then, but Merlin just worries all the time about everything.

10) Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?

That’s something Arthur makes an effort to learn and remember. It’s one of those things that he sort of considers a Boyfriend Thing, and he always feels warm and fuzzy and accomplished when it makes Merlin smile.

11) Who tops?

They switch a lot. They both have a slight preference for top!Merlin.

12) Who initiates kisses?

Merlin really really really likes kissing. He will kiss Arthur at every opportunity, will make any excuse, would happily forgo sex entirely if he could just keep kissing him. (Not that Arthur minds.)

13) Who reaches for the other’s hand first?

This ties back to that “Arthur has a thing for Merlin’s hands” thing.

14) Who kisses the hardest?

When Merlin gets on a roll, he goes hard. He spends a lot of his time playing himself off as weak, but he’s not. And when he wants something? Really wants it? He will take it.

15) Who wakes up first?

Merlin is much more of a morning person than Arthur is (if either of them can be considered as such. It’s more of a 10am vs noon kind of thing, lol).

16) Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?


17) Who says I love you first?

Merlin has no trouble saying it. He knows long before he lets the words out of his mouth, and he only holds them back because he knows Arthur isn’t ready to hear them yet. Even after Arthur can accept the words from Merlin, it still takes a little while before he can bring himself to say them back. He just wasn’t brought up with love being an open or obvious thing.

18) Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

Since Merlin’s the one who almost always makes the lunches, the notes are most commonly his. Sometimes they’re sappy. Usually they’re snarky/sarcastic/actual reminders of things he knows Arthur has forgotten he needs to do.

19) Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

They’re both a little reluctant at first, if only because of their widely different demographics. Merlin with the working class, Arthur the highbrow crowd. They both worry a bit how their friends will react and if they’ll be assholes about it, and Arthur especially worries about his father’s opinion. Arthur’s friends come first because Merlin refuses to be hidden, and also he’s very outspoken and in-your-face about his social position, which they like. Then come Merlin’s friends (Will thinks Arthur is a posh prick but the rest of them don’t mind him), then Hunith, and then Uther. Later. Much much later.

20) What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

It grows on them. Everyone’s a little wary of it to start with, but they prove themselves to each other’s people before too long. (Except Uther. Uther never quite warms up to Merlin completely, tho he does accept it.)

21) Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?

Arthur will totally do the whole slow-dancing-in-an-empty-room-to-no-music-just-cuz-he-wants-to-be-close thing. Just so he can get his hands on Merlin and also make him smile helplessly cuz it’s so damn sappy.

22) Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

Arthur is not allowed in the kitchen. Not anymore.

23) Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

Arthur really honestly thinks his lines are smooth. Merlin never tells him otherwise cuz it is just too good and so worth the secondhand embarrassment to see Arthur look so pleased with himself.

24) Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?

Meeerrrrrrliiiin. He will say anything to fluster Arthur in important meetings and make him go red in the face.

25) Who needs more assurance?

Arthur’s insecurities don’t get the best of him often, but sometimes they sneak up on him. Then he just needs a reminder or two that Merlin really likes him, not his money or his position or what Arthur can do for him. It’s hard for him to believe that anyone can love him unconditionally for him.

26) What would be their theme song?

Is that even a question? A Thousand Years. Duh.

27) Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

Hunith used to sing to Merlin when he was little, so of course Merlin does the same for his kids. Arthur rolls his eyes and says it’s silly, but it’s only a few weeks before Merlin overhears him humming while he rocks the baby back to sleep.

28) What do they do when they’re away from each other?

Pine. A lot. Talk on the phone all the damn time, so much so that it probably irritates whoever they’re with.

29) one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

Arthur has a tendency to distance himself at the first sign of trouble. It’s easier than getting hurt, and it protects him from potential rejection. Merlin can’t leave him if he leaves first, and this way if Merlin does leave then at least it was HIS choice. It only takes two instance of this for Merlin to catch onto what was happening in Arthur’s head, and honestly it just made that particular argument worse because how dare he just give up on this?? How dare he not fight for them?? But after that, when he’s calmed down, he does recognize the insecurity and fear behind it and knows better how to head it off before it reaches the point where Arthur starts withdrawing.

30) one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

Merlin bites his fingernails when he gets nervous or stressed out. Arthur starts pulling his hand away from his mouth whenever he notices him doing it, holding Merlin’s hand against his chest and kissing his fingertips to convince him to stop. It sort of backfires cuz now Merlin starts nibbling on his fingers specifically to get Arthur to be so gentle and concerned with him. It’s all very sappy and sweet and this headcanon will never leave me alone.

send me ship/numbers!

spiritonadventure  asked:

Curse witch! The pettier the better >:)

Curse witch: Had any good acts of revenge lately?

Oooh boy, sort of? I tend not to spend a lot of time on revenge. It’s easier for me to walk away from something that upsets me or I tend to address it head on.


There was some…tension when I started working at my EMT job. During the hiring process, I went on a ride along with two senior EMTs who, despite their history of competency, decided to be incompetent that day.

Without going into too much detail, they failed to listen to the patient’s granddaughter and caused serious injury to the patient while lifting him. I moved to put pressure on the wound and they left to get bandages from the rig. 

BOTH of them left to get bandages from the rig.

And since I wasn’t working for the company yet, there was some debate whether my presence counted as an official medical presence (since I was already licensed in the state of Illinois) or if their actions constituted abandonment (a crime serious enough to lose your license and certification if I remember correctly).

We didn’t end up getting sued or anything, but our supervisor was riding them for weeks about it and they took a lot of their feelings out on me. Their ire made my first few months at my job pretty difficult. It was hard to get people to work with me and to get them to see me as competent.

So now that people do trust me and want to work with me, I’m pretty freakin’ petty towards those two EMTs. I’ve:

  • Made a point of checking out everyone’s rigs when I get there early, but neglected to check theirs.
  • never addressed either of them by name, instead calling one the Irish Bastard and the other Discount Stephen King.
  • Neglected to bring them snacks from the break room when I’d brought snacks for everyone.

It’s real petty shit that most of my coworkers laugh at. I’m pretty vocal when I don’t like something, so they know that I do this shit to mess with them and they know it’s because I’m still holding a grudge.

Not my proudest moments, but there ya go!

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