And people still believe that Damon is so great in bed, let me make a quick point remember who said that he’s so great?
Oops.. yeah the only one I could find, sorry not sorry but the only ones so anxious about Damon and sex are Julie and the rest of her fangirls. Not surprisingly the Delena sex scenes reminded me of Bella’s and Edward’s which gave birth not only to that demon baby but to Fifty Shades of Grey as well. Now since you dared to insult Stefan I’ll state some simple facts that will cut like a lightsaber. ( @delena-is-real-love )
The thing is all three of these women have also slept with Damon yet we got no feed back, yeah I think it’s pretty canon-ly fair to say that we trust the judgment of Katherine who God knows how many men she’s been with for 500 years. Rebekah Mikaelson whose an original and I presume has had experience. Also, Elena whom I believe had her first time with Stefan and has spent so much time in bed with Damon which would make anyone think that sex it’s the crucial part of their relationship. Yet she has only ever admitted that what she shared with Stefan was better (also the fact that’s a canon love-making scene helps my point). Oh also let’s not forget that over 160 something years of prison Valerie still hasn’t forgotten about her first time with Stefan (yeah pretty unforgettable). Careful next time you talk about Stefan.
also shoutout to Tessa
(Tag Stefan fans and reblog to save a delusional life)
I knew it! He's finally coming for me! It was only a matter of time! The walls are closing in!
Is she always like this?
Only when she’s stressed.
Well that’s a relief...
She’s always stressed.
She and Klaus used to joke about killing each other when they were still friends. However, now that Klaus has caught up to her, she’s afraid that he’ll make good on some of his more... creative threats.
I used to laugh at his comments, you hear me!? Laugh! But now? what if he does chop off my limbs, rip out my intestines and ride me like some sort of meat toboggan!?
You hear that, Elena? Meat toboggan. Try getting that image out of your head. Gripping her entrails like the reins of Santa’s sleigh, streaking through the fresh snow on a trail of bile and gore as his eyes beg the same question as the horrified children in his wake... “Why?"
Katerina! Oh this brings back memories! Tell me, do you remember what I said to you back when we first met?
*whispering* Meat toboggan…
You remember! That’s going to save me so much time on explanations!
Elijah looked at you disappointed, you could tell he as angry when he found you ,much to his dislike,wasted with his baby brother Kol. “Y/N, I told you to not get drunk!” He said sternly. You gulped turned on and scared “You know what I need to do…” He smirked dangerously at you. “I want you naked on my bed face down ass up. Understand?” You nodded heading up stairs with a sly smirk on your lips.