Moments later she started vigorously preening my hair.

Pepper goes back to the vet tomorrow for one last test but she seems to be out of the woods for now! Slightly elevated liver levels that we will need to check on again in a few months but otherwise all signs point to her being quite alright.

I think she was really just starving for attention because she is so happy to be on my shoulder. She’s beak grinding and preening me and fluffing happily and its so darn cute.

Ignore the mess of invertebrate tanks and my frog/snake setups in the background, I’m in the process of moving and everything is a disaster.


Summary: You’ve only bared your body to Jimin, mostly silent after the act. The one time you do, you find you couldn’t stop baring your soul to him far more than you ever bargained for.

Genre: Angst, smut, fluff

Pairing: Jimin x Reader (feat. Jin)

Series: Fuckbuddy || JK here || soon: Namjoon, Hoseok, Taehyung

Music: Distraction by Kehlani (I love this girl. Her voice is amazing)

Words: 18,366 (i’m sorry)

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Happy BDay Yoosung!

Just a little prose!

The stars above shine through the night, extending light to earth so bright. A pure and perfect soul receives that light into his pores. The golden tresses round his head, like the halo of an angel. Strands of silky gold that gleam brighter than the sun we’ve seen. Sweet, petite, fun and fine, Yoosung’s the light that glows through time. My arms extend and take him in, I’ll hold this precious soul within and love him long, and love him strong, until the end of time and thank the stars that made him mine.

Craiglist (or whatever similar site) Masterpost

I finally found this really informative post, been searching this for weeks. This is from an awesome longtime SB with really great advice posts @itsnecolbitch, whom already deactivated her account few months ago. Enjoy!!

Are you ready to give craigslist a try? Here are some ads that I have used in the past that worked for me. Pick any of them to choose from.

1. Undeniable Moments- (Insert City Here)

Would you like for me to spice up your night? Lets go out to dinner and lets have a great time. I have went on a few dates but I felt not only something was missing but also my time being wasted. Have you ever felt that way before? Would you like to meet a woman who is exciting and that you hit it off with mutually?

I would like to be spoiled.

2. It’s Never Too Late For Happy Hour- (Insert City Here)

You’re in the middle of a hectic project and you would like to go out for an evening or two. You are in fear of going alone. You don’t have to be afraid anymore as this is when I come to the picture. Your personal social butterfly is here to rescue you. Do you accept this challenge?

3. 777, Jackpot- (Insert City Here)

I am an attractive young lady. My goal is to meet a gentleman and I just hope that chivalry still exists. He must be well traveled as i love to talk about different destinations. I am interested in art, golf, and trying the best restaurants that (insert city) has to offer.

What you’ll learn about me is that I am an elegant individual with a sense of style.

Please be at least 35-55, as I prefer my men older.

4. Lonely Lunches & Dull Dinners- (Insert City Here)

I enjoy to be your oasis, you can forget the issues of everyday life in. I will be happy to experience times of adventure with you, and discover new worlds with you. When we are together, I’ll make you the center of your universe. I will be devoted to satisfying your desires. Just let the rhythm flow through your mind, body and spirit.

I’m not opposed to refreshing yet exciting experiences that make me grow as a person and evolve my professional possibilities. My primary goal is to find a gentleman who is sincere, honest and charitable.

5. Fountain Of Youth- (Insert City Here)

My ideal gentleman is someone who is financially secure as well as intelligent, older and knows how to keep a woman happy. If you are interested in leading more about this exciting opportunity let’s go out for drinks.

6. Discrete Daddy Wanted- (Insert City Here)

A little bit about myself, I am nice, have a bubbly personality, not to mention, I am a spicy, sassy, sweet, sexy petite mixed creature. I would like to be taken care of. Does it sound like you? If so, please email me. Gracias!

7. Establish An Agreement- (Insert City Here)

I enjoy the company of ambitious, successful, gentlemen. I thrive when expectations are clear and well defined in the beginning letting the rest take care of itself as it all unfolds.

I am seeking a gentleman who desires the benefits of companionship, without the entanglements of a traditional relationship. I would like to be spoiled and pampered.

8. The Ambiance- (Insert City Here)

People tell me I have an exotic look. Natural beauty by day, and dressed to the nines at night. I love the finest things life has to offer and will not settle for less. I am ready for fun and ultimately looking for one person to share my life with. I am attracted to powerful men. Honesty and loyalty are very important to me. I love black tie events, the opera, movies, both domestic and international travel, exotic/luxury cars, golfing, skiing and shopping. I believe in chivalry, romance, and sensuality.

I know what I want and when I find it, I will be off the market.

I spend my free time searching for the man of my dreams. He is worldly, educated, classy, fun, and sexy. A man that enjoys taking care of himself and the woman he is crazy about. A man that loves to travel, both planned and spontaneous.

9. Intelligence Is The Ultimate Aphrodisiac- (Insert City Here)

Don’t open the bottle of wine just yet. Just wait. Aren’t you missing something? No, I’m not talking about the appetizers or the main dish. You are missing, me.

My world is rich and diverse. My standards are high. I reserve the right to say no to invitations when appropriate.

I am most definitely not opposed to seeking an arrangement with a gentleman who is diplomatic, refined, exceptional and a philanthropic. You be will be impressed with my confidence along with my presence. I can’t wait to meet you.

10. Dinner With A Beautiful Woman- (Insert City Here)

I am a woman who enjoys having a man truly be a man and a provider. I like spending my time with a mature individual who knows how to treat a woman, and he knows how to make the most of each moment we spend together.

I am seeking a successful man who is interested in exploring a relationship that is mutually beneficial. I want to meet an individual who is open to new things and enjoying quality time.

After you have posted your ad, it’s time to play the waiting game.

You’ve got a response! What’s next? If it sounds intriguing, you can either do two things:

1. Send a personalized email about yourself and what you are looking for OR you can use my example spam message but of course you would have to reword it and it goes like this:

“Thank you so much for responding to my ad. I would love to get to know you better and hopefully you’ll give me the opportunity to do so. I hope you don’t mind my age as I am _____ years old, however I do consider myself as a young face with an old soul, therefore, I am comfortable in any setting. If you don’t mind me asking what exactly is your occupation because I do consider myself as an entrepreneur. I can’t wait to hear back from you.”

After you send that and he replies again, that means you are in there for scheduling a date. Remember to agree to meet at a public place.

Bonus tips: You are allowed to post at least 5 ads a day, so please post, never feel discouraged when they flag it.

1. Be very firm when they ask you what exactly you are looking for. When they ask, do not be shy. Tell him exactly this: At this time, I am looking for a gentleman who isn’t opposed to exploring a relationship that is rather mutually beneficial to as I have done something like this before and the experience was great to where I would like to try again. If he doesn’t know what that means, do not delete his email. Explain to him that in other words you are seeking a sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement.

Good luck ladies!

Needless to say mama enjoyed her weekend. We’re totally new to this with each other, so it’s a journey we both hold dear. This is our play style, and I find it to be unique. It’s a role reversal that happens without plan. We play based on feel not by program, so in that it’s very organic. At times, I play the boss, but it’s understood that when the chips are down, I follow her lead without hesitation.

She’s so sweet…demure…petite…beautiful…smart…
responsible and funny. I cannot believe I’ve found her. I held out for so long and even lost hope of finding someone, now here she is. We fit perfectly, so she is my lego.

I came up with the idea of posting our journey together on tumblr a week ago…so here we are now that she’s given me permission.

Do Not Anger Her

Requested by @justcallmecinammonMay I have a Loki x reader oneshot with an AU where Loki and Thor are on good terms and he takes Loki with him to visit reader to figure out something difficult for their mission. Her and Thor are good friends and when she meets Loki she’s sweet and openly invites him in. Thor warns Loki beforehand not to mess with her because it’s definitely best not to make her angry, but Loki’s like “I do what I want” and when he does he regrets it. Then afterwards he’s like “… sorry” and she’s okay with him and he falls for her. He learns she loves geckos and snakes and frogs. With a funny and fluffy ending plez? Reader is short and loves Hamilton the Musical. (This sounds like the most random shit ever and I apologize XD I’m getting over a bad cold and I think it went to my brain.) you can decide how he upset her and whether or not she gets quiet when angry or the opposite lol

Here you are, lovely!! I apologize for taking so long. I do not own Loki, Thor, Steve or Tony. They belong to Marvel. 

Warnings: slight angst, fluff, mentions of snakes and other reptiles and it’s a bit long (apparently I can’t write a Loki fic less than 1,000 words!) 

Pairings: Loki x fem!reader, Thor, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark

Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

“Thor, we need you to convince her to help us,” Steve told the Asgardian, who agreed. “We shall need her assistance in this endeavor.” Steve smiled and clapped Thor on the back while Loki simply stood by in confusion. There was a mission coming up and apparently, the Avengers needed your help.  "Whose assistance do we require?“  Thor turned to his brother with a bright grin. “We require the help of Lady Y/N.”

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anonymous asked:

Can I please have a scenario where yachi's s/o drops by practice to surprise yachi, and how the team would react. I hope this is okay and specific enough. :) I love your blog btw!

There was a bounce to your step as you walked the path to the gym, eager to see your beloved Yachi. She was not aware of the small surprise you had planned for her, and you were eager to see the expression on her face. Your relationship was still fairly new, a little over two months, and each day was filled with happiness. The petite girl was sweet and kind-hearted, you couldn’t help but be drawn to her gentle nature. It was a wonder that she wasn’t already taken by the time you worked up the nerve to ask her out.

By the time you arrived at the gym entrance, the team was beginning to assemble the net and roll out the cart of volleyballs. It was easy to spot Yachi’s bright hair as she stood off to the side idly chatting with Kiyoko. It was nice to have someone else watching out for her. Sliding open the door, you padded over to her, hands sliding up to cover her eyes. She jolted at the sudden intrusion, muscles tensing up as she wasn’t sure what to expect.

“Guess who?” You whispered, a bubbly bout of laughter leaving your throat as Yachi visibly relaxed. She removed your hands and turned around, her reaction just as you expected; face set ablaze and choking on her words. She always was adorable when flustered.

“___-____? What are you doing here? I thought we were going to meet after practice!” She squealed, growing eve hotter as she noticed the eyes of the volleyball team trained intensely on her.

You pulled her into a hug, lifting her slightly. “I know, but I wanted to see you sooner. But I know you’re busy so I won’t keep you long. Don’t forget, dinner at my house.” Soft lips brushed Yachi’s cheek before you pulled away, waving a farewell to both her and the team.

The doors shut and the noise echoed throughout the silent gym. The blonde only grew more nervous, wringing her hands in a nervous fashion. Almost all at once, hell seemed to break loose.

“Woah, that girl was so cute! Does that me–”

“No way! Was that your girlfriend, Yachi?”

“When were you going to break the news that you were dating? I don’t like being left in the dark!”

Daichi had enough of their prying questions, shouting a loud, “Be quiet, all of you! Yachi’s relationship is none of your concern. If she wanted to tell you then she would have.” The boys nodded solemnly, before returning to their duties unless they wanted to face the wrath of their captain.

Yachi sighed in relief, leaning against the railings as the excited atmosphere finally decided to calm down. Kiyoko appeared from the left, silently holding a ‘thumbs up’ motion as if to say, ‘Nice job!’ Well, you had Kiyoko’s approval.

Amélie Lacroix (Widowmaker) X Child!Reader

Warnings: Major character death, minor blood/violence

A/N: Okay I feel really good about this one, but it’s not proof read by anyone else so if you have any questions/comments/concerns feel free to comment them :) (also key at the way bottom for foreign languages)

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