Missy's Kidnapping Gone Wrong
*Bill has been missing for two weeks, the Doctor is on edge. Finally, he gets a call from The Mistress*
The Doctor: Missy, I knew you’d contact me soon enough. Where is Bill? What have you done to her, you vile, cunning, evil -
Missy: Yes, yes, this is about Bill. Please take her back.
The Doctor: *confused*
Missy: Look, I was going to kidnap the little thing and use her against you, hold her hostage, corrupt her, the usual, but she came with me! Voluntarily! And now she won’t leave!!
The Doctor: ….
Missy: I don’t know how you do it! She follows me everywhere! She won’t stop calling me cute! How have you dealt with the constant gushing of humans all these years??
Bill (shouting in the background): Hey, Missy, is that the Doctor? Tell him that I hope he doesn’t mind me making a pass on his old flame! I can’t help it, you’re too cute!!
Missy: ……..Please come get her.
The Doctor: ……..I’m on my way.