anonymous asked:

Made Up Fic Title: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Okay i made this a bit funny yeah? :D

Its Peter turn to cook today. Well to be honest its his turn everyday.

For them all. He is still angry at the avengers. Because only last week did Tony tell him what exactly they did with him.

Peter grins and starts cooking.

Two hours later everybody sits at the table. They all have their own places. Peter sits next to Tony and opposed to Steve.

He can’t help it but he chuckles, when they all start eating.

He does it for two weeks. Then he hears Steve with Tony talking and he eavesdrops. He can’t help it.

“Peter is going to cook today.” says Tony and Peter can see him smiling lovely.

“Oh well…thats great.” says Steve and he sounds so unsure, that Peter hopes he cant hear him laughing in the hallway.

“Dont you like his food?” asks Tony surprised. Peter knows how much Tony adores his food. He leaves his work anytime for that.

“Of course…but maybe they do it different in space.” shrugs Steve and Tony raises an eyebrow.

“Like what?”

“Well its…its always cold?” says Steve and Peter laughs again before he leaves.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold, Bitch. He thinks and has to hold his tummy of laughter.


I was convinced that Caleb was my perfect, other half! Because he was in my dreams, you know! I did everything I could to stay with him! I was even prepared to leave earth… my home… including you, to stay with him! I was ready! But Caleb… He decided that he didn’t want that to happen! And so, he left me. It was sad and unfair. It hurt so much! I thought that after Caleb, there’d be nothing left. But then, I discovered that my heart could still love! And that’s partially thanks to you! That’s how it is. Hearts can heal, Will!

anonymous asked:

made up title: justice is served [Peter vs Steve]

Oh my god im so sorry. but this sounds like part two of the revenge is a dish served cold. Im also out of ideas :< but you can always send me another normal prompt if you want something else!

So its just that Peter cooks again at the teams dinner. Now it is a bit conspicuous that he severes the dinner cold for the avengers. Its also a bit boring now.

So he starts burning their food. At first only a bit. Sometimes a steak, sometimes the pizza. But then he cant help himself. If he sees one person being mean towards Tony.

Baamm. Burned food.

One day he hears Steve and Tony fighting in the workshop. He doesnt know why but Tony seems really upset about it. So Peter cuddles him and when Tony is calm again he starts with the cooking.

Lets just say the steak today is complely black for Steve.

Peter can’t help himself today, because he is so angry. He places the food infront of Steve and says “Justice is served.”

Tony giggles at that. And even Barnes applauds.

Peter winks at Tony.


Peter Cook & Co [1980]  

60 min. one-off sketch show written and performed by Peter Cook with Rowan Atkinson , John Cleese , Terry Jones , Beryl Reid , Paula Wilcox and Robert Longden on London Weekend Television.


There are a lot of reasons I adore the movie “Bedazzled”. Maybe it’s the face of young Peter Cook. maybe its the Christian humor that is both insulting, and spot on. at least on the catholic standpoint. 

and yet also has the very beautiful message that God did in fact give us free will, to pave our own way. 

or maybe it’s Peter cook 

Originally posted by fromthemotionpicture

I feel sad he died the same year I was born. 

George Spiggot’s character is hysterical, and the nun scene kills me every time. there isn’t a video clip of Stanley moon as a nun blowing a raspberry while witnessing the other nuns wash bushes and vacuum the garden and George Spiggot keeps giving him confused and condescending glances, I lose it every time, it’s sad it’s not there to show you… guess you’ll have to watch the movie to witness the genius that is this movie for yourself.