peter parker x oc

i put spongebob music over clips of Tom fucking up by swearing or leaking info. 

  • Tony: is the equipment secure?
  • Peter: check.
  • Tony: web fluid loaded?
  • Peter: check.
  • Tony: did you have breakfast?
  • Peter: what? that's not on the checklist.
  • Tony: i added it because i care about you.
  • Peter: no, i didn't have breakfast
  • Tony: unacceptable. look in your backpack.
  • Peter, pulling out breakfast bar: hey, there's chocolate chips in this!
  • Tony: yeah, i'm not an idiot. i know how to trick my son into eating his fiber

Thanos: give me the tesseract and I’ll let you live

Loki pulling out his dagger: bold of you to assume that I want to live

Tom: I failed my safety course today.

Harrison: Why? What happened?

Tom: Well one of the questions was “In the case of a fire what steps would you take?”

Harrison: And?

Tom: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) Summary in 5 Seconds Part 2.

  • MJ: Did it hurt when you fell?
  • Peter: From heaven? No, I'm not giving you my numbe-
  • MJ: No, I mean when you fell out of the taxi. I saw you trip on your foot and just kind of lay there on the pavement for about ten minutes.
  • Peter:
  • MJ:
  • MJ: We all saw that.

Peter and his hand gestures - Captain America: Civil War

Peter: mr.Thor sir

Peter: so, I just found out that goats like carrots

Thor: okay

Peter: i do too

Peter: ᴰᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵍᵒᵃᵗˀ

Thor: [completely mind blown] possibly

Harrison: Excuse me I lost my friend he’s got brown curls and is short and he kinda looks like a baby can I make an announcement?

Store employee: Sure

Harrison: *leans into the mic* Goodbye you little shit.


What Peter does on Photoshop

Peter: no😢

Peter: but if I freak out, aunt may will freak out and that will make me freak out even more

Zendaya: Anybody under 5’9 can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Tom: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

Me: [before I watched infinity war]