(Y/N): Hey, team, gather around!
Tony: What do you need, (Y/N)?
(Y/N): I bought us a Furbie!
Peter P: No way!
Steve: What is that thing?
Natasha: The best invention. Ever.
Thor: What does it do?
Clint: It wobbles and makes weird noises.
Bucky: Sounds… fun? What’s it supposed to be?
Bruce: It can pretty much be anything you want.
Thor: I want to play with it! *grabs it*
Clint: I want it first! *snatches it from Thor*
Natasha: I call dibs! *takes it from Clint*
Peter P: I’m Mister Starks favorite so I should get first pick! *jerks it from Natasha*
The Whole Team: *argues over Furbie*
Everyone: *gasp* *is silent*
(Y/N): …I hope you children learned your lesson… This is why we can’t have nice things.