There are about five people who tony and Steve trust to babysit their “kids” (Peter and Jackson). Clint and Natasha, Darcy, agent hill, and of course, coulson. Clint would’ve been trusted to babysit on his own, but there was an incident involving coffee and about 6 minutes without supervision that he doesn’t want to talk about.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Darcy Lewis, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes, Clint Barton, Peter Parker, Jane Foster, Bruce Banner Additional Tags: Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Based on a Tumblr Post, Cheating Boyfriend, delivery boys, Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Big Brother Thor Summary:
Darcy’s cheating (ex)boyfriend won’t give her stuff back after she leaves him, and it’s up to the Avengers to make it right.
“You will never believe what I just saw (Y/N)! Wade Wilson was, get this, making morning after breakfast for Peter!” Darcy rattles of after bursting into your room. Usually gossip like this would excite you to no end but today you’re just not in the mood.
“Funny” you deadpan.
“It’s not just funny it’s a huge relief. Clint owes me fifty bucks now! I said they’d crack and fuck like bunnies before the end of the month he said they wouldn’t! That and Steve and Tony are inns be so pissed!” Darcy exclaims. “They are going to ground Peter forever.”
“Uh huh” you mumble and Darcy looks at you with a raised eyebrow.
“Hey what’s wrong? You usually eat this stuff up.”
“I had a bad night” you grumble.
“Do you want to talk about it?” Darcy asks and crawls onto you bed next to you.
“Wanna watch sad movies and eat then?” Darcy questions and snuggles into your side.
“Okay. Jarvis call my boyfriends tell them I want comfort food up here stat and please play Brokeback mountain on the tv” Darcy orders.
“Yes ma'am” Jarvis says and the TV turns on with the movie playing. Minutes later Steve and Bucky arrive with an assortment of junk food.
“Thanks boys. Now o we are watching a gay sad movie!” Darcy clips.
“Why watch that when you can watch us doll?” Bucky retorts.
“Out you horny super soldiers!” Darcy demands and throws a pillow at them. They both chuckle and walk out. You start to feel better already.