peter my husband

Since I noticed a ton of you keeps reblogging this thing, which is way too old and low-res and it makes me feel a little awkward, I made another sketch. Thank you.  ಠ◡ಠ

Avengers Chatroom: The Other Quicksilver

Requested by the amazing @m-maximoffs

Pairings: Some Peter Maximoff x f!reader

Scenario: The Avengers watched X-Men Apocalypse. Reader really likes Peter Maximoff much to everyone’s dismay (*cough* Pietro *cough*)


Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Steve, Pietro, Tony, Wanda, Nat, Y/N.

Clint: So, did everyone enjoy the movie?

Tony: It was okay.

Steve: I enjoyed it.

Pietro: It was terrible.

Y/N: HE WAS GREAT!

Y/N: I MEAN IT WAS GREAT!

Wanda: He?

Nat: No! Why did you ask her!?

Y/N: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY HUSBAND.

Pietro: PETER. PETER MAXIMOFF. MY KNOCKOFF!

Y/N: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

Steve: Can you two behave?!

Pietro: NO.

Y/N: MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE!

Wanda: Pietro it was just a movie. Calm down.

Clint: I think Peter is better. Can we recruit him instead?

Y/N: Yes omg yes a million times.

Steve: No, we are not recruiting him!

Pietro: I am right here, you know?!

Y/N: He has the cutest smile!

Y/N: and his hair is so

Y/N: i cant

Nat: She’s broken.

Y/N: He’s just so adorable!

Pietro: HE IS NOT ADORABLE! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUICKLSILVER AND THAT IS ME!

Clint: He saved everyone from an explosion.

Pietro: Your point?

Clint: And you…

Pietro: Don’t finish that sentence.

Wanda: Pietro you know nobody can ever replace you.

Y/N: Okay but do any of you know if Peter has a girlfriend…?

Y/N: It’s for science.

Steve: I am surrounded by children.

Tony: That happens when you’re ancient.

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: Has anyone seen my father?

Y/N: You live with your aunt…

Peter: No I live with my mum.

Clint: Nat, use your arachnid speak and find out what’s wrong with him.

Nat: Really, Clint?

Peter: You can speak to spiders? I’ve never come across a mutant like you before.

Nat: What?

Y/N:

Y/N: Peter?!

Peter: Yeeeees?

Y/N: MAXIMOFF?!

Peter: I believe so.

Wanda: Where is that screaming coming from?!

Nat: It’s Y/N. She’s “Fangirling.”

Pietro: IT’S YOU!

Peter: IT’S ME! Haha what game is this?

Steve: Wait so you’re not Parker?

Peter: No, unless my birth certificate is wrong.

Tony: PIETRO GIVE ME BACK MY DORITOS!

Pietro: I DIDN’T TAKE IT!

Peter: Oh you were eating that?

Y/N: Hey. Nice to meet you. I’m Y/N. I can help you look for your dad.

Peter: My future wife is going to help me find her father-in-law. What a tale for the kids!

Wanda: Why did he have to say that?!

Tony: @god what did I ever do to you?

Y/N: YES, HUSBAND, LET’S GO!

Peter: I like her!  <3

Steve: Y/N stay where you are! You can’t just go off with him!

Y/N: Please Steve!

Pietro: Should we not be capturing him or something!?

Peter: Catch me if you can!

Wanda: Pietro stop chasing him!

Magneto has joined the chat.

Peter: Hey dad!

Magneto has left the chat.

Peter: Maybe that was not the best time to tell him.

Tony: Who’s the freak outside?

Tony: WHY IS HE STEALING MY SUITS?

Tony: HE IS CRUSHING THEM!

Tony has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda: I am so confused!

Wade has joined the chat.

Wade: Listen up kiddos. This is what happens when you try to bring two different movie studios together. Shit gets really confusing. Don’t do ice-cream now.

Y/N: You mean drugs?

Wade: I mean ice-cream. Brain freeze is a bitch!

Wade has left the chat.

Y/N: I was in my room and now I’m outside?! What the hell?

Peter: Picnic?

Y/N: YESSSSS OMG AT LAST

Y/N: I mean

Y/N: Yeah, sure. Whatever.

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter has left the chat.

Wanda: Pietro don’t do it.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda: Oh my god.

Wanda has left the chat.

Clint: Nat your hair is different.

Nat: No it’s not.

Clint: I can see you right now.

Nat: I’m with Sam and Bucky in the training room. I don’t see you.

Clint: But

Clint: Then who is?

Clint has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: My friends. When did we get a hound? He is blue. Is this common for this breed?

Thor: It is quite large.

Thor: Like a man…

Thor: THAT IS NO DOG!

Thor has left the chat.

334 and 360 w/ Peter Maximoff

334. “Wow, somebody needs a happy meal.”

360. “Wanting Mcdonalds is not an emergency.”-”Sure it is.”


“I can’t believe I’m here at 2 in the fucking morning!” Peter groaned, placing a hand over his face.

“Shh, be quiet Peter. Besides, hunger never sleeps.” You replied impatiently.

“Yeah, but don’t you think it’s a bit early to be eating?” He questioned looking over at you. 

“Tell me, what time do stomachs close? Hmm?” You responded looking at him.

“Fair point.” He sighed. “I just don’t get it. You called saying there was an emergency. Wanting Mcdonalds is not an emergency.”

“Sure it is.” You retorted.

“No it isn’t Y/N. I could be asleep right now dreaming about Twinkies.”

You scoffed. “Really? Twinkies?”

“What’s wrong with Twinkies?” He defended.

“Nothing.” You smirked. 

“What’s taking them so long?!” Peter snapped, banging his fist on the table making you jump.

“Wow, somebody needs a happy meal.” You mumbled.

Peter dragged his hand down his face. “I’m sorry. I’m just tired and grumpy and I want to go home.” He whined like a 3 year old.

“Well we an go home once I have my chicken nuggets.” You sassed.

Peter sighed. “Fine.”

The Feasibility of Peter Cushing in Various Gothic Roles

The Phantom of the Opera: This is so unfair.  He literally looked like a skeleton!  Why didn’t he ever get to play the Phantom???

Dorian Gray: I would cast him as Basil Hallward instead, but you know what, sure, he could do this.

Ambrosio, a.k.a. The Monk:  He’d be great in the early sections where Ambrosio is all sexy and conflicted and trying not to be evil.  Maybe less so by the end of the story.

Herbert West: HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD AS HERBERT WEST!

The horrible doctor from The Great God Pan: I’d cast him here provided we altered the story so that Helen Vaughn found, seduced and killed him as revenge for destroying her mother.

The Invisible Man: It would be a shame not to get to see his cute face, but god, his biting voice would have been so perfect for this.

Jekyll/Hyde: Would he have played both these roles perfectly?  Yes.  Yes he would have.

Lord Ruthven: Just catch me right now, I’m already swooning.

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The Doctor is so sad because he misses and loves River so much I am sobbing but look at the good side 

HER NAME WAS RIVER SONG..THEY WERE TOGETHER FOR A WHILE AND THEY WERE VERY HAPPY <3

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Zooming in on David Tennant