peter lewis kingston wentz the third

  • me: *in a crowded mall* oh no i can't find the emos
  • me: *clears throat* PETE WENTZ SUCKS
  • emos: *running out of hot topic at warped speed* WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY ABOUT PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ THE THIRD ILL HAVE U KNOW THAT HE PERSONALLY SAVED MY LIFE AND HIS EYELINER INSPIRES ME EVERYDAY YOU DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT HIM HOW DARE U BE SO DISRESPECTFU
  • me: found them

anonymous asked:

omg i thought you were in love with pete wentz, y'know, from The Youngbloods, the one with pink hair,,

PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ THE THIRD IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT

  • Pyschic: *reads my mind*
  • My mind: Patrick Stump is my favorite person. Or maybe Pete Wentz. I wonder if patrick forgot the password to his twitter account. He's such a dork. I think I'm in love with him. I can't believe he didn't take a singing lesson until before Folie à Deux, his voice so good with no training whatsoever. I wonder what he likes on his burgers. I wonder if he likes cheeseburgers. I wonder if Pete Wentz is actually his best friend. I really hope so. I hate Peter Lewis Kingston III. I can't believe he's the third Peter. How dare he be the third Peter and be so pretentious. I hate him for having gorgeous tattoos. I hate him for being so good at bass. He's so cute. God damn I hate him
  • Psychic: what the fuck