peter j

Headcanon: John Jameson likes Spider-Man not just because he saved his life in ASM #1 but because Spider-Man’s sense of humour (especially in the face of his father’s persecution of him) is something he respects and resonates with him.

This is because as a man who’s lived through war, the loss of his mother and growing up with Jonah appreciating a good joke (even when you aren’t the person cracking it) was how John coped. That’s why he likes Spidey.

This probably happened.
  • Mcgonagall: *looks left*
  • Mcgonagall: *sees James attempting to pick Peter up on his shoulders so he can reach the top of the Christmas tree in the great hall*
  • Mcgonagall: *looks right*
  • Mcgonagall: *sees Sirius casting storm clouds over the heads of unsuspecting first years and laughing as they jump at the thunder*
  • Mcgonagall: *looks straight ahead*
  • Mcgonagall: *sees Remus advising his friends on more successful ways to do the tasks they are attempting to achieve*
  • Mcgonagall: *stares intently at watch*
  • Mcgonagall: *muttering under breath* come on come on come on
  • Mcgonagall: *the second watch hits four* SCHOOLS OVER YOU LIL SHITS ARE NO LONGER MY RESPONSIBILITY I HAVE SOME DOWNTOWN ABBY TO WATCH PEACE OUT BITCHES