peter i actually can't with you

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Another Day In The X-Men Mansion
  • Quicksilver: Guys...I can hear the hotness of food, it speaks to me.
  • Charles: You can't hear hotness Peter, don't be daft.
  • Erik: Can you hear me, Charles?
  • Charles: Of course I can hear you, Erik.
  • Erik: Exactly.
  • Charles: ...
  • Quicksilver: ...
  • Quicksilver: What the fuck, Dad.

rex glass: cool, suave, dangerous, flirtatious homme fatale

duke rose: friendly, bubbly, slightly naive

peter nureyev: melodramatic, wonderstruck, excitable, affectionate lovebird 

  • Wade: You know what, Weasel. I can't do this anymore. I can't keep pining after Peter! I have to tell him. What have I got to lose?
  • Weasel: Your dignity? Possibly a couple of teeth.
  • Mr Douglas: You'd have made a fine Nazi Youth.
  • Scott: There's just one small problem with that. I'm Latino.
  • *from behind a tree*
  • Theo: And he's probably actually gay!
  • Malia: Or at least bisexual!
  • Peter: But mostly gay!
  • Scott: Thanks guys, I love you to.
  • Theo: And he usually can't fight worth shit!
  • Malia: And his face is asymmetrical!
  • Peter: And I bit him so if by chance he happens to kick your ass I want full credit for it!
  • Scott: Actually, having no pack sounds great right about now.

You know, I’m guessing a prequel GotG movie is not a realistic thing to hope for, but Marvel makes film shorts, don’t they? Like the Agent Carter and Coulson ones. Wouldn’t a heist with Yondu and bb!Peter be a perfect subject for one of those?

Someone needs to shove some fistfuls of money in James Gunn’s direction to make this happen. :D

Originally posted by septodragon

I saw a spidey underwear set, red and blue webbed with his mask on the right cup and just imagine if Peter walks into your room (or flies through the open window) and sees you standing by your dresser in that. he’d just. faint. actually probably choke, stutter, trip and fall on his face, crazy hand gestures all within seconds, then pass out. you can’t help but giggle at the poor unconscious boy on your floor

anonymous asked:

About GotG + Tony: What about GotG taking Bucky with them instead? Apart from Steve there's not much left for Bucky on Earth and the Guardians are practically experts at "Life is determined to screw me over..." and "All alone and completely displaced.". And no one would even bat an eye at his arm out there. Also, he can't get anymore out of his time than he already is. Why not add space travel to it?

Instead of Peter? Yeah, I could see that. And I could really actually see them stealing the cryopod (Rocket: Shiny. I’m totally stripping it for parts.) and then being bewildered that there is a person in there because that tech is practically Stone Age why would you do that to another human??? And of course Tony freaks out, and Bucky freaks out, and the Guardians freak out because they’re freaking out and - 

Fuck I want to write this now. Noooooooo

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a few seconds before one of them forgets the other. possibly all of their true feelings summed up right here.

Ok but actually think about it though:

They’re in the engine room of the ship, casually cruising through space with no real destination atm. Rocket is working on some extension that’s supposed to help them make speedier getaways and he has all his focus on the contraption and he has Quill with him to hand him tools when told and have his leg used for Rocket’s reclining needs (he’ll sometimes put his input in on the machine which makes rocket scoff in a dismissive manner). Rocket is so absorbed in his work, muttering under his breath and tinkering then re-tinkering while Peter just sits back and looks at this little fluff-ball in his lap who’s smart and funny and full of piss n’ vinegar and he ends up just saying it;
“I love you. ”
“Shut the hell up Quill.” Rocket snaps, distracted, and it takes another few minutes to actually register what Peter just said and when it does Rocket freezes up and looks wide- eyed at Peter who has a patient waiting-on-you-you-dumbie look.

anonymous asked:

there's actually more evidence that the mummy in the museum is not Atem's. 1) when Grandpa does get into the tomb, it looks as though the puzzle is the only thing there. it's just stood on something that resembles a plinth, not a coffin and more significantly 2) Atem explicitly mentions in the manga of the Millennium World arc that his body was destroyed when his soul was sealed, so he can't have a presence in the game world beyond destroying Zorc. (duel 58, he who inherits the light in my copy)

Excellently reasoned. So for anyone who doesn’t want to be stabbed in the face by pain, the boy was blasted into itty-bitty pieces and there you go.

Unless you do like being stabbed in the face, in which case carry on.

Personally I think the “Holding his Father’s mummified body’ should be root enough for corpse-based Atem pain, but you guys like your unnecessary agony.

  • Phillipa Boyens: In the script we had Kili and Tauriel first have their kiss by the Shores of Laketown, but I think Evangeline knew exactly when Tauriel's first kiss should have been with Kili. The moment she loses him, that's when she realizes her love for him.
  • Practical Me: Well, that makes sense. Afterall, it WOULD have been too soon at the shores of the Long Lake. Normally Tolkien's characters fall in love quite quickly, but judging by Tauriel's character, it makes sense why she would be so startled by these unknown feelings. And despite how disappointing it was to see Tauriel kiss Kili when his life had left him, it was still a touching yet tragic moment.
  • Fangirl Me: WHAT THE HELL, EVANGELINE?! You mean this whole time I could have gotten my wish and seen Tauriel and Kili actually kissing?! But you decided to wait until he is DEAD?! I CAN'T EVEN...!
  • James: No but honestly, have you ever realized that your initials form the word "sob"?
  • Sirius: You're the only one here with empty space enough on your head to come up with this.
  • Remus: Actually he's not.
  • Peter: And to be honest I personally thinks it fits you perfectly.
  • Sirius: Should I ask why?
  • James: C'mon that's your favorite pastime, Drama Queen.
  • Sirius: What? I'm not, that's ridiculous.
  • Remus: Yesterday you were crying over your empty shampoo bottle, Padfoot.
  • Sirius: Okay, but that doesn't count. My hair is serious business, it's a matter of public interest.
  • Peter: No, it's not.
  • James: And last week you were literally sobbing because Lily got her new haircut and now you can't braid it for her.
  • Sirius: You have Hagrid's beard on the top of your head, I was not expecting that you would be sensitive enough to understand how deeply this affected my life. How could she did this to me? Without even asking me.
  • James: Sirius Orion Black.
  • Peter: Perfect.
  • Sirius: What the fuck is this? A conspiracy or what?
  • Remus: Here he goes. So dramatic.
  • Sirius:

anonymous asked:

so like, am I crazy or was Peter's speech in CW - the one about how if you can do the things he (Peter) can do but you don't, then when bad things happen it's your fault - echo something 616 Tony has said before? It sounds really familiar and I could have sworn that Tony has either outright said something similar or implied something like it's his responsibility to do certain things because he can do them and nobody else can. Am I making stuff up or??

oh my god bro definitely, peter’s speech was 616 tony stark: a summary. it’s why the scene cuts to tony’s Serious and Low Key Embittered face right as peter’s saying this stuff

Heavenly Commentary: Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Lily: You're back. How's Padfoot?
  • James: ...He escaped.
  • Lily: I'm sorry, what?!
  • James: He escaped. Turned and slipped through the bars. Swam right off the island. Watched him do it.
  • Lily: Why?
  • James: Because he's innocent?
  • Lily: He's always been innocent. Why now?
  • James: How am I to know?
  • Lily: I thought you guys knew everything about each other?
  • James: We used to. But these days the conversation is a little one sided.
  • ***
  • James: Happy birthday son.
  • Lily: Happy birthday Harry. We love you so much. And we're so proud of you...
  • James: Shh it's ok...
  • ***
  • James: Oh crap. Marge is coming. I hate this woman.
  • Lily: We all do. But at least he'll go to Hogsmeade.
  • James: One way or another.
  • ***
  • Lily: ...What did this bitch just say about me?
  • ***
  • Lily: Bad blood?!? I'll fucking kill this bitch.
  • James: Evans calm d-
  • Lily: No one talks about my boy like that!
  • ***
  • Lily: Ha! Serves you right, you pathetic creature!
  • James: True but him walking around Surrey with his stuff isn't the best of outcomes.
  • Lily: He'll be fine. He's survived worse.
  • James: I forgot you get like this.
  • ***
  • James: Was that...Padfoot?
  • Lily: I think it was. Why did he come to Harry?
  • ***
  • James: Three hours on the run and he walks right into the minister. He's not a good criminal is he?
  • Lily: That's a good thing. Why does Fudge seem fidgety? And why not press charges?
  • ***
  • Lily: He fell asleep with his glasses on. So adorable. My baby.
  • James: He'll be ok for a few days. I'm going to see if I can find Sirius. Maybe find out where he's going.
  • Lily: Ok be safe. Don't die.
  • ***
  • Lily: He looks so happy. Under the sun, surrounded by people.
  • ***
  • Lily: Any luck?
  • James: None. What's he been up to?
  • Lily: Enjoying freedom. Spent the last few days ogling a new broom. Best in the- James come back here!
  • ***
  • James: So they think Sirius wants to kill Harry? Are they stupid?
  • Lily: Given that they don't know a rather key piece of information, it's actually the logical conclusion.
  • James: No, they knew how close we were. They should have known he'd never betray us. And what's with "he's at hogwarts"?
  • Lily: That caught my attention too. It's possible he is actually after Harry. But to tell him the truth.
  • James: But like you said. Why now?
  • ***
  • James: Moony? He's teaching?
  • Lily: He looks so old...what happened to him?
  • James: He thinks one of his best friends killed the other three.
  • Lily: He's been so alone all these years.
  • ***
  • Lily: Why is the train stopping? And why is it getting colder?
  • James: How?
  • Lily: Frost on the glass. Oh my. Dementors. Why are they-
  • James: HARRY!
  • ***
  • James: Scream? Who screamed?
  • Lily: No one.
  • ***
  • Lily: I imagine Sirius is the Grim she is referring to.
  • James: I think so. You know, she looks like a crazy old lady but she's pretty talented.
  • Lily: She saw a big black dog and thought 'death omen'.
  • James: Yes, but she still saw the dog.
  • ***
  • Lily: How stupid do you have to be to insult a hippogriff?
  • James: About that stupid.
  • ***
  • James: If Harry is told that Sirius got us killed then he'll go after him.
  • Lily: I know. But Padfoot isn't the bad guy. So Harry isn't in any danger.
  • ***
  • James: Look at that greasy haired bastard. Look at his eyes. He's terrified of what Moony will tell Harry.
  • ***
  • Lily: Padfoot did that? Why?
  • James: This makes no sense. He came to Hogwarts to get into Gryffindor tower? What the hell?
  • Lily: How did he get in the castle?
  • James: He's a marauder Evans.
  • ***
  • James: Recognise and kill werewolves; you...aargh!
  • Lily: When did he become so awful?
  • James: He was always like this Lily. Just never to you. Natural born death eater.
  • ***
  • Lily: I'm fairly certain that was Sirius in the stands.
  • James: Probably. It's a good ga- Dementors!
  • Lily: HARRY!
  • ***
  • James: The broom...
  • Lily: You're more worried about the broom than the boy!
  • James: He's fine. But the broom...
  • ***
  • Lily: Please no...
  • James: It's you screaming. He hears you.
  • Lily: He hears me die...no James I can't take it! It's not right! IT'S NOT FAIR!!
  • James: Sshh...
  • ***
  • James: That's my map! Those little ginger geniuses! They've given Harry the map!
  • ***
  • Lily: He's listening to everything. Look at his face. It's killing him.
  • James: He may never know the truth. Only Sirius and Peter know what truly happened.
  • ***
  • James: He's so...angry. He hates Sirius so much.
  • ***
  • Lily: Isn't that the new broom? James?
  • James: ...That's...the sexiest thing I've ever seen...
  • Lily: You're forgetting that night when I wore that little red thing.
  • James: ...No I'm not.
  • ***
  • James: Strip it down?!? What the fuck?!?
  • Lily: Calm do-
  • James: HOW WOULD PADFOOT BUY A BROOM?!?
  • Lily: Why don't you ask him. Then ask him if he'll wear that red thing for you because I won't.
  • James: That's so- wait what?
  • ***
  • James: He...he heard me?
  • Lily: Oh god, he's crying.
  • James: We all are. I used to hate that our son didn't know what we sound like. Now I can't think of anything else I want more.
  • ***
  • Lily: Are you serious? Harrys patronus is YOU?!?
  • James: Our boy has style. Don't be jealous.
  • ***
  • Lily: Why the hell is Padfoot attacking Ron?
  • James: He didn't actually attack Ron.
  • Lily: You know, you're right. Let's throw him a parade! Why is your friend being so STUPID?!?
  • James: Why is it that whenever he does something stupid he becomes "my friend"?
  • ***
  • James: I should've let Snape die. We'd all be much happier. And alive.
  • ***
  • James: HE CAUGHT THE SNITCH!! THAT'S MY BOY!!
  • Lily: WOOOOOO!!! GO HARRY!!!
  • James: GRYFFINDOR! GRYFFINGDOR!
  • J&L: GRYFFINDOR! GRYFFINDOR!
  • ***
  • Lily: What did she say?
  • James: That Voldemort is coming back...but that's not possible.
  • Lily: He never actually died did he? Albus himself said he's in Albania.
  • James: ...did you ever find out who made the prophecy about Harry?
  • Lily: No...
  • ***
  • James: Padfoot what in Gods name are you doing?!?
  • Lily: Ouch, he just broke Rons leg.
  • ***
  • James: Sirius mate, you look awful.
  • ***
  • James: He's choking Harry!
  • Lily: What the fuck Sirius!
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh Harry. Please don't...
  • ***
  • James: Moony! Thank god!
  • Lily: Where is who?
  • ***
  • Lily: What the hell is happening?
  • James: The rat? Why the hell...no...
  • Lily: James?
  • James: It's Peter...
  • ***
  • Lily: How is that possible?
  • James: I don't know but it's him...
  • Lily: How did you not recognise him!
  • James: Oh I'm sorry! Forgive me for not assuming every rat I see is the man who betrayed us.
  • ***
  • Lily: What the hell Severus?!
  • James: Your boyfriend is actually insane. He's actually lost his shit.
  • ***
  • James: Hello Peter.
  • ***
  • James: Don't kill him!
  • Lily: Harry is way ahead of you.
  • James: He really is remarkable.
  • ***
  • Lily: Harry live with Sirius?
  • James: That's amazing! They'll be so happy!
  • Lily: He'll never get any homework done!
  • James: True but balance that with the lack of starvation.
  • Lily: Oh shut up.
  • ***
  • Lily: Moony! Padfoot!!
  • James: PETER GET BACK HERE!!
  • Lily: Padfoot won't be able to find him. It's over.
  • James: No! It can't be- that's Sirius. Harry wait!
  • Lily: So many Dementors...they're going to kiss him.
  • James: That's a patronus. That's me. That's Harry!
  • ***
  • James: They gave her a time turner? For classes?
  • Lily: Of course they did. Who wouldn't give a thirteen year old girl the ability to travel through time? Why did we come along for the ride?
  • James: I guess because Harry did.
  • ***
  • Lily: Dumbledore sent our son back in time to save a hippogriff and a man.
  • James: Our son AND Hermione. Which makes it much less impossible. Caution is in order.
  • Lily: Caution will have been in order.
  • James: What?
  • ***
  • James: So they saved one beast. Let's see if they can save the other.
  • Lily: Dumbledore planned this all along. You realise that right?
  • James: I do.
  • Lily: He takes too many risks with our boy.
  • ***
  • Lily: He thinks it was you? Why?
  • James: Because I look like my son. Harry conjured that Patronus.
  • Lily: ...I hate time travel.
  • ***
  • James: He's going to try to see his father save his past self without realising that it was in fact his former present self that saved his then future self.
  • Lily: It's like you want me to hit you.
  • ***
  • Lily: They did it. They actually did it.
  • ***
  • James: Your damn right I would've been disappointed Moony.
  • Lily: Yes yes and unfortunately he's TOO much like you. And now Remus is leaving again. I hope he'll land on his feet.
  • James: Cats land on their feet. He's a dog.
  • Lily: You're awful.
  • James: And he's incorrigible.
  • ***
  • Lily: He carries you within him. That's something.
  • James: That's...that's everything.
  • ***
  • Lily: Padfoot you're brilliant!
  • James: Hogsmeade and a firebolt. Clearly he's trying to be the favourite.
  • Lily: The favourite? He's the only one there.
  • ***
  • James: I was thinking...
  • Lily: About the prediction and Pettigrew? Me too.
  • James: He's coming back. And when he does he's going to go after Harry.
  • Lily: I know.
  • James: What can we do?
  • Lily: Nothing.
  • Sirius: Moony, can you please tell Mr Prongs that I'm still not talking to him?
  • Remus: Sure, Padfoot, I'm equally anxious to hear what Prongs has to say to us.
  • Sirius: Can you please explain why I don't give a fuck about what he has to say?
  • Remus: Prongs, can you please talk before Padfoot pee his pants?
  • Sirius: Please tell him that he's the most obnoxious little piece of shit I've ever known.
  • Remus: Prongs, Sirius thinks you're the most brilliant bastard he has ever known.
  • Sirius: And I don't want to know shit about any prank-
  • Remus: He can't wait until the next prank.
  • Sirius: And I hate him so muc—
  • Remus: He's actually so deeply in love with you.
  • Sirius: And please make him shut the fuck up—
  • Remus: He loves your voice so much, please keep going.
  • Sirius:
  • Sirius: Wormtail, can you please tell Mr Moony that I'm not talking with him?
  • Peter: Moony, Padfoot is not talking with you—
  • Sirius: Thank you!
  • Peter: —because he thinks there are better things you can do with your mouth.
  • Sirius:
  • Sirius: That's not totally untrue, but now I'm not talking with you as well, Wormtail. Prongs, tell him.

anonymous asked:

In my Single Dad!AU with Frank, I have him as a cop and one of his buddies is nome other than Brock Rumlow (can't help it. I liked the guy.) What do you think that the XFam would have for their jobs? - Caitie

oh lord lord lord lord


Alex Summers
cowboy. you know why and I hate myself for suggesting this

Scott Summers
that one dorky bank teller. Probably.

Logan Howlett
lumberjack. This is canon lmao

Erik Lensherr
rights activist. is this a job idk but he would do it

Peter Maximoff
that one nerd that you know but you never know what he actually does for a job. I mean this is mainly canon lmao

John Allerdyce
personal trainer. I just feel like he would be, idk why??

Sean Cassidy
kindergarten teacher. whys he so cute.

Warren Worthington III
stripper. I hate myself

Jean Grey
high school teacher that actually likes her job. for the most part

Ororo Munroe
no nonsense pe teacher that everyone doesn’t want to get. she’s killer man

Jubilee
professional cheerleader. this just feels right.

Kitty Pryde
magician. ~magic~

Hank McCoy
professor. this is canon right

Charles Xavier
that professor u wanna lowkey bang. rip in peace to daddy professor xavier hair

Remy LeBeau
that one dude that you met at the bar who’s profession keeps changing every time you bring it up. who knows what he does? Not him!

Kurt Wagner
that one baker that everyone buys from because they love him so much. 10/10 would buy his cupcakes just because he’s so cute and nice.

You know that place between sleep and awake, that place where you still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you. That’s where I’ll be waiting.
—  J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan