anonymous asked:

So Carl dresses to the right, am I right? What about Peter? Please elaborate on both however you see fit. Disclaimer, I'm drunk. Couldn't ask this exactly sober. I value your opinion in the highest. x

I had to google what that means hahaha and I will leave anyone curious to the same, noting that it could be NSFW. We can speak in innuendo so I don’t have to “read more” this thing. I’ve only really noticed how Carl “dresses” once or twice because he tends not to show too much in that sense. There’s the infamous “what’s in your pocket” gifs and one photo of some intensely tight clothing that would imply right, yes. But I’m terrible with what “my left” and “your right” means so I could be wrong. Peter as in all things I think is a little free on this issue. The track pants were banned precisely because the combo of them and what he had on under them gave me way too much information in one recent photo, but (correction, I am terrible at directions) it was left in that instance. x 

anonymous asked:

There's a lot of early photos and videos of Peter either sleeping or looking very groggy. Do you think it was because of the drugs? He's adorable in those btw, like a giant sleepy puppy that can barely keep its eyes open

Yes and no. If we are talking very early like 2002 and before he’s likely just tired and probably hungover heh. But a lot of his sleepiness in that 2003-2006 era especially may have been the result of opiate use, yeah. He is a cuddly baby bear though. He needs naps and hugs X


Originally posted by teamunderoos

Peter Parker x Reader


Prompt: Could you do a Peter Parker x Reader where you’re on different sides in Civil War, and you keep sneaking around so you can be together.

Note: This is hella cute. I love my baby. So, this is kind of reminiscent of a certain scene from Winter Soldier. I think you’ll like it.

Warnings: Potential CIVIL WAR SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also, a lil bit of swearing.

Being a teenager in love is a troublesome task no matter the situation. However, being a teenage superhero dating another teenage superhero tends to complicates things a bit more. Add the fact that one of you is wanted by half of the Avengers for pretty much going against the government and the law, and you have a hot mess. And as if things couldn’t get any worse for you, one of America’s most wanted criminals, you were dating someone from the other team.

You got the text from Peter as soon as he got to the mall. Your time together was short and sweet, and you had to make it count. So there you were, hiding behind a pillar in the mall wearing a hoodie and shades, staring at your phone like almost everyone else who was present.

You here? the text read. You sent a reply as fast as your fingers could type it.

Behind the pillar.

You felt a tap on your shoulder and jumped, surprised and scared, but it was only Peter. You hugged him tight, holding him close. He pulled you to his chest. You hadn’t seen eachother in weeks. Steve didn’t know you were out and you didn’t have much time before he would notice. Tony, on the other hand, didn’t even know that you and Peter were seeing eachother, let alone out on a semi-date at the moment.

“I missed you so much,” Peter whispered, afraid that if he let go, he might never see you again.

“I missed you too,” You replied.

“So what’s the plan?” Peter asked.

“Um, I don’t know. What if we-” You looked at your phone, reading an incoming message. “Shit.”


“Wanda’s here. And she’s with Steve and Sam.”

“Shit.” Peter agreed. His phone buzzed. “Uh-oh.”


“Mr. Stark is here too.”

“God, could this day get any worse?” You asked, staring at the ceiling. “But hey, at least I got to see you for a few seconds.”

“Maybe not.” Peter said, wearing his thinking face. “Follow me.” He took your hand and led you through the mall, headed towards the theater. You stood in line with him, waiting to get tickets.

“What’s the big idea, Pete?”

“Where’s the last place they would look for us?”

“In plain sight,” You realized what he had planned. It didn’t take long for you to get to the front of the line and buy your tickets. As soon as you had them, you slipped into the theater together, taking a seat near the middle.

“So we just wait here for them to find us.” Peter said, taking your hand and rubbing it with his thumb. “And when they get here, we’ll distract them.”

“Who did you train with, Natasha Romanov?” You teased. Nat had taught you this as soon as you had joined the team, long before the split. You were glad to finally put the tactic to use.


It was about halfway through the movie that Steve and Sam walked into the theater. You squeezed Peter’s hand in panic. He looked to you. His heart was racing, but he tried not to let you see it. His brown eyes searched yours for a few moments, waiting.

“What do we do?”

“Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable,” You bit your lip before leaning forward and pressing your lips to his. His eyes widened in shock before drifting shut. He pushed up the armrest between you and pulled you close to him, holding your hips gently. His lips were so soft, so careful. He didn’t want to screw up your first kiss.

When you pulled away, breathless but very content, you looked to see if Steve and Sam were still there. Luckily, they had left. You sighed in relief, resting your head on Peter’s shoulder.

“Hey (Y/N),” Peter whispered, his hand rubbing your shoulder.


“If they come back, will you kiss me again?”

“Yeah,” You nodded. He laughed.

“Will you kiss me even if they don’t come back?” He asked with a cheeky smile. You laughed softly as you brought your hands back up to his cheeks.

“Do you even have to ask?”


(( OOC: Alrighty, here it is! :P 

I’d just like to say a big THANK YOU for all of the enthusiam, kind words, dedication and support you guys have shown for the past year! I love cosplaying and RP-ing, and it means so much to me that you guys enjoy my nonsense too! 

So, here’s a little Wolfstar/Marauders video thingy for you guys. Hope you all like it! XD *sweats* )) 

Being Friends with the Marauders would include:
  • Meeting on the Hogwarts express
  • Saying something sassy to Sirius
  • Him immediately liking you for that
  • Getting sorted in the same house.
  • Remus being quiet at first
  • But becoming louder every week
  • Until you have to tell him to keep quiet cause he’s screaming from whole Hogwarts
  • Peter feeling left out
  • But you making sure he knows that he’s appreciated
  • And that he’s the heart and soul of the group
  • The boys making a pact to each other that they’ll never fall in love with you or go out with you.
  • Sirius breaking the pact during 3th year by falling in love with you.
  • “I can’t help it Moony, she’s so beautiful”
  • He gets over you after a few months, for sake of the friendship.
  • Becoming an animagus with the others when you find out about Remus.
  • Remus being very thankful and emotional
  • “God, Moony, stop crying” “We’re not having a chick flick moment, are we?”
  • Helping Sirius with his family
  • Him moving in with you and your parents.
  • Your parents fealing pity for Sirius when they see him.
  • His eyes red and tears rolling down his cheeks.
  • Him holding you for dear life.
  • And sometimes he goes to James
  • About James
  • He’d always talk about Lily to you
  • And you’d have to help him with stupid plans
  • “I’m not going to act like your girlfriend” “C’mon Y/N/N, help me! I’m dying!” “well it’s about time”
  • And when you have a boyfriend, oh boy
  • You’d tell Remus first cause he knows how to react to this stuff
  • And making sure Peter doesn’t hear it cause he would tell Sirius and James (like he told Voldemort about Lily and James’ house that little fuck)
  • Telling the boys during dinner
  • “guys I have something to say”
  • The boys all being focused on you cause ‘is there something wrong?’ ‘did someone hurt our girl?’ ‘are you sad?’
  • “there is this boy I’m seeing-“
  • James interrupting you
  • “ARE YOU PREGNANT” “shut up Prongs” “Call it Sirius if it’s a boy” “PADFOOT!”
  • Them being all protective over you
  • Getting mad at the boy when you break up.
  • “listen here you little fuck-“ “SIRIUS!”
  • “We told you to keep her happy, does she look happy to you? I will-“ “JAMES!”
  • Big surprise parties for each other’s birthday
  • And always doing something bigger
  • So one year Sirius and you paint the walls in red for James
  • All the walls
  • The whole school
  • you got two months of detenion
  • it wasn’t that bad
  • Playing stupid games in the common room.
  • Or Sirius trying to scare you with creepy stories.
  • Remus helping you study
  • And James learning you how to play quidditch
  • Eating so much food you feel like you’re going to explode with Peter.
  • Talking to Lily about James and helping them to get together.
  • James kissing your whole face when he finds out what you did.
  • Being Harry’s Godmother.
  • Rushing towards James and Lily when Voldemort attacked.
  • Sirius crying in your arms.
  • You swearing to yourself that if you ever saw Peter again, you’d kill him with your own bare hands.
  • Taking Harry with you.
  • Harry growing up with you, Remus and Sirius.

A/N Maybe you guys have noticed it but I hate Peter … Sorry not sorry.