Strange: Where’s my cloak??

Has anyone seen my cloak?

*Looks everywhere for Levi (his petname for the Cloak of Levitation) under the sofa, under his sheets, went in and out of different dimensions and multiverse

Strange: Peter! Where is it?

Peter: Where is what, Mr. Strange?

Strange: You know exactly what I’m looking for, Peter. Where is Le— my cloak?!

Stark: Yoohooo. How do I look, Honey?

Golden Spider (Peter Parker)

-I thought of this drabble a week or so ago while I was in the car and I decided to share it. This is post Infinity War so nano tech suits are a thing and all of the characters are back.

  • Imagine being Tony Stark’s secret hero that he really told no one about, and little did Peter Parker know, he was not the only spider-like Avenger. The radioactive spider that bit Peter had unknowingly made it’s way to another student first. 
  • It was now years since that life changing day and a few members of the Avengers team were on a mission when things started to get a bit rough. 
  • Tony had taken note of the turn of events and had sent a distress signal for some extra help. This signal went to you. 
  • Fifteen minutes had passed and Tony began to worry that you had never received his call from help. The team was being surrounded, there were too many of them to fend off. Peter had been pinned down, his face turning away from the ravenous creature that was trying to end his life
  • In no time a shiny golden body had swooped by and kicked the creature out of Peter’s way and he used his web shooters to get a hold of it, pull it toward him and using his strength he knocked it unconscious
  • You landed right in the middle of the chaos helping each avenger fight off the never ending wave of beasts. The whole team was too distracted to fully question the unfamiliar hero beside them. 
  • Once the wave of creatures ended, relieving silence filled the air. There you stood four pairs of eyes glued to you. They noticed your golden nano tech armor, very similar to Peter’s, with a large black spider that was located on your chest. 
  • “Everyone, this is, (Y/N).” Tony began, his armor clad hand waved in your direction. 
  • Your mask retracted revealing your (Y/H/C) hair, and your golden eyes. When you were bitten, the reaction was different with you than Peter. It had caused your eyes to change color, and this inspired Tony’s look for your suit. The gold on your suit was blinding, but it suited you so well. 
  • Peter had been awestruck, so many question had ran through his head. How did he not know you existed? Why had Tony not introduced you before? 

A/N: This wasn’t meant to be like a full imagine or anything, I just had this idea that could be turned into a fan fiction at some point. That’s why I kind of ended it so abruptly. I loved the idea of the reader being a female version of Spider-Man but with a gold suit. :)

…in 1 Cor 15:5 and in Luke 24:34, Peter is said to be the first to receive a resurrection appearance. In Matt 28:9-10; John 20:14-17; Markan Appendix 16:9, Mary Magdalene is the first. How to explain this discrepancy is one of the great puzzles of Christian Testament scholarship. One possibility is that different groups preserved and developed different traditions, parallel and unknown to each other. Another possibility is that one first-appearance (protophany) tradition may have been created in reaction to the other. Or contemporaneous traditions may have clashed and fought in the early decades.
—  Jane Schaberg | The Resurrection of Mary Magdalene

Sad

Whenever anyone in the tower was sad, there was one person they would always go to. That person was Peter. He was a supportive, joyful presence which everyone in the tower appreciated.

Bucky stared up at the ceiling, his eyes burning with tears. He utterly hated himself, hated the things he’d done to people. He knew it wasn’t his fault, but he still felt intense guilt for it. He hurt his friends and their family.

“Mr. Barnes, what’s wrong?” Peter asked gently, entering Bucky’s room.

“Oh-“ Bucky looked at Peter, sitting up in bed. “Hey, kid. It’s nothing.”

“You know you can talk to me, Mr. Winter Soldier Sir.” Peter hopped on Bucky’s bed, sitting next to him. Bucky let out a quiet laugh.

“Just call me Bucky.” He said softly, wiping his eyes.

“Oh, sorry.” Peter looked beside to see how broken Bucky looked. “What’s wrong?” He asked again.

“Really, it’s nothing you should worry about.”

“I’m used to worrying.” Peter responded, crawling behind Bucky and beginning to braid his hair. “Your hair feels soft.”

Bucky chuckled, putting his head down. “It’s just… I feel guilty for everything I’ve done. I made Tony hate me, and most of the Avengers don’t trust me. I wish I could do something to make this right. I-I didn’t want to kill people. It wasn’t me who killed them. But, in a way, I still feel like it was my fault, like it was me.”

Peter frowned, continuing to braid the man’s hair. “It’s not your fault, Mr- Bucky. You didn’t mean to do it.”

“I know, but…” Bucky let a few tears fall from his eyes. “Tony doesn’t care. The Avengers don’t care. None of them can ever trust me again, and I can’t blame them.”

Peter was quiet for a second, and he stopped braiding Bucky’s hair.

“I trust you.”

Bucky smiled softly, wiping his tears and sniffling. “I know, Pete. It’s just- I can’t control when this happens. I don’t ever wanna hurt anyone again.”

“Well.. when does it happen?”

“Whenever.. uh- Hydra manages to get their hands on me, they make me their own. They- they lock me up. They say these words in Russian.. and-“

Bucky let out a shaky breath, beginning to cry harder.

Peter finished braiding Bucky’s hair, wrapping his arms around Bucky from behind and resting his head on the man’s shoulder. Bucky’s eyes widened from the sudden affection, he couldn’t remember the last time he had a true, genuine hug. The man broke down into sobs, shutting his eyes and looking down.

“It’s okay, Bucky. The Avengers really care about you. I can help them believe that you’re really nice. You’re one of the nicest people I’ve ever met.” Peter clung on to him, letting him freely cry.

That same day, Peter created and presented a Powerpoint on why Bucky is an important member of the Avengers.

i don’t exactly know how the winter soldier thing works but deal with it cus this is kinda cute maybe

also it’s unedited so rip

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do

peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend

thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…

peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor

imagine peter taking one of those ‘which avenger are you?’ buzzfeed quizzes and getting tony and he’s so thrilled that he takes a screenshot and sends it to him and tony’s in a board meeting trying not to get emotional over the fact that peter’s actually happy about his result from this dumbass quiz

peter, at some point: ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠᵘⁿᵉʳᵃˡ ᶦ’ᵐ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵏᵃʰᵒᵒᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ¹⁰⁰⁰ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᶦⁿˢ, ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ !!!!!!

tony: bold of you to assume i’m ever letting you die

Peter P : so you guys are like…100 years old?

Steve : yeah

Bucky : yeah I guess we are

Peter P : wow you’re like old enough to be mister Stark’s dad

Steve : is that why he keeps calling me daddy?

Peter and Bucky :

  • Steve: Now, you buckle down and do your homework or you'll end up at McDonald's.
  • Peter: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my homework?
  • Tony: *trying not to laugh* No.

Peter Parker: “ugh I let the bad guy get away”

Peter Parker: “…Karen This is so sad, play despacito”

all peter parker has to do is text thor and be like “i don’t wanna run the mile in gym :(“ and within like 2 minutes the class is being rushed inside bc of lightning